Weird, but impressive

Well, I am older and therefore less clever. Takes me longer.

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That’s sexual, right?

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Well now it is.

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Titties. I need someone to explain to me in clear language just why the fuck I should do flat benching with a barbell. Maybe use stick figures, keep it simple. Gods, I both hate it and am bad at it. I hate that I am bad at it.

  • Barbell Incline Bench Press

    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 5 reps
    • 82.5 kg x 3 reps
    • 95 kg x 3 reps
    • 105 kg x 1 reps
    • 117.5 kg x 2 reps
  • Barbell Bench Press

    • 40 kg x 6 reps
    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 4 reps
    • 80 kg x 3 reps
    • 90 kg x 2 reps
    • 100 kg x 6 reps
    • 90 kg x 8 reps
    • 80 kg x 10 reps
  • Triceps Pushdown

    • 50 lb x 10 reps
    • 60 lb x 10 reps
    • 60 lb x 10 reps
    • 60 lb x 10 reps
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The chicks (or long-haired dudes, if you prefer) dig it:

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It’s a press assistance exercise, and the press is awesome.

Same reason I do band pull aparts. They’re lame, but having big and strong rear delts is good for pressing.

Just treat the bench with the level of disdain you would give a wimpy assistance exercise.

Because that’s what it is.

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Haha, nice.

But I can confirm, nobody digs it.

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I agree with all that, but I should possibly be clearer…I like declines and inclines. Love them. It is that shit perpendicular to the floor I cannot abide.

And to add…even flat DBs are fine.

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I’ve always been a pretty good bencher (relative to my other lifts, at least) and switched to the axle a year or so ago and have no desire to go back to the barbell. I don’t see any specific reason why barbell and flat are necessary adjectives for benching, for 99.923% of the lifting populace.

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Clarity not necessary: fully understood. Hate it, disdain it, do it and then get back to pressing, which is more awesome.

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Cool, then that is my reason for continuing. Damn it.

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Are you all crazy bench press is the king of all exercises and a true mark of masculinity. Come at me. :joy:

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I don’t bench (well apart from rare instances) in any way and I don’t really need it for my press either but as an exercise it gives you the opportunity to lay down. That’s pretty nice since most other movements are exhausting and involve standing and shit.

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ā€œIt’s super relaxingā€ is a weird argument, but okay.

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Pulling day. Don’t wanna jinx myself, but my elbow(s) have been doing better over the last week. I have been trying to change things up in general to protect it, but it seemed to really start improving once I started taking fish oil capsules. Who woulda thought. Plus you get the bonus of burping up concentrate fish juice flavor for the rest of the day, it is very tasty.

  • Machine MTS High Row

    • 20 kg x 12 reps
    • 25 kg x 12 reps
    • 25 kg x 12 reps
    • 25 kg x 12 reps
    • 25 kg x 12 reps
  • Isolateral Plate Loaded Row

    • 102 lb x 8 reps
    • 152 lb x 8 reps
    • 192 lb x 8 reps
    • 242 lb x 8 reps
    • 282 lb x 8 reps
    • 332 lb x 8 reps
    • 192 lb x 15 reps
  • Pull-Up

    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps
    • 5 reps
  • Wide-Grip Lat Pulldown

    • 75 lb x 10 reps
    • 90 lb x 10 reps
    • 105 lb x 10 reps
    • 120 lb x 10 reps
    • 135 lb x 10 reps

OTOH, I tweaked the shit out of my left trap the other day. That makes everything less fun.

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Oof, feeling cruddy and weak today. Not sure why, had a nice day off yesterday, but not only is my trap/neck all tweaked to shit (still) but I just feel deflated. Took it really easy and stayed far away from any maxes.

  • Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP)

    • 40 kg x 5 reps
    • 50 kg x 5 reps
    • 60 kg x 5 reps
    • 70 kg x 3 reps
    • 80 kg x 3 reps
  • Barbell Deadlift

    • 60 kg x 3 reps
    • 80 kg x 3 reps
    • 100 kg x 3 reps
    • 120 kg x 3 reps
    • 140 kg x 3 reps
    • 160 kg x 3 reps
  • Seated Barbell Press Behind Neck

    • 30 kg x 6 reps
    • 35 kg x 6 reps
    • 40 kg x 6 reps
    • 45 kg x 6 reps
    • 50 kg x 6 reps
    • 55 kg x 6 reps
    • 60 kg x 15 reps (rep PR)
  • Dumbbell Bicep Curl

    • 6 kg x 20 reps
    • 6 kg x 20 reps
    • 6 kg x 20 reps
    • 6 kg x 20 reps
    • 6 kg x 20 reps
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That is a lot of reps. Quality

Could be better. Especially when I see this shit in your log:

Seated BNP
62.5 x 10 x 3 sets (138 lbs) - 9, 9, 8.5

You might be better than me at these. Not sure I can abide that.

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LOL na you are still top of the old dogs when it comes to overhead press. Well at lest until Harry turns up.

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What’s a Harry?

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