Weird, but impressive

Yeah, I saw all that, but guess the back is doing a bit better? Just be careful my dude.

Have fun with the coaching. You seem well suited for it, especially passing on the secret of cheaty sumo stuff.

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It’s nice to have you in my corner, mate. Also, good on you with the fostering stuff…I was too far behind to add to the conversation in your log, but that is the stuff or real heroes, and I mean that sincerely.

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I used to do them inside, and socks are a good option. I can’t get into the ā€œback against the wallā€ position, so I kinda climb the wall and move my hands closer once I get into position. I don’t do them often now, but do them against a fence outside when I do.

Other things I have found:

  • Use push up stands or dumbbells for your hands, and you can get a bit deeper without using boxes or other more elaborate options.
  • Getting down and back up all the time sucks, so I prefer less sets and more reps. When I see programs that say ā€œDo 10 sets of 1 eccentric HSPU’sā€ I cringe at the thought. If you can get yourself doing 3 sets of 8-10 reps that’s a much better option.
  • You can make the easier/harder by how far away your hands are from the wall, within reason. Essentially, as you move your hands farther away and your feet lower, you’re transitioning from a HSPU to a decline push up. You need some grip on your feet or ā€œstepsā€ to make the adjustment easier.

I’m gonna try these today. I’ll film it for a good laugh. I wonder what my fat looks like with gravity pulling it the other way :joy:

Let’s see if you can top @Koestrizer

HSPUs? Scroll up a bit, lol.

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Sry, see the edit

Ah makes more sense now, haha

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With friends like me…

At least it’s motivational!

I’m British so I don’t take compliments well, usually make a deflective joke, but thank you.

Your still fat (see I can’t help it).

Also seriously is the goal to have some popping abs? If so enter the Transformation 2021!

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That’s fucking awesome, my good man!

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Eh, not really seriously. ā€œThe Quest for Absā€ is just a metaphor, a reminder to myself that I do not want to be strong at the cost of being unhealthy. Still on the fence about the transformation this year.

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Fair enough, it’s a good reminder of converting fairly fundamentally important that we (I) sometimes forget.

Do it, what’s the worse that can happen?!

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I could win and become even more unsufferable.

Insufferable? Yeah, that looks better.

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Patently impossible. Plus we love you, sufferability notwithstanding.

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Happy cake day.

Also, note to self: When you don’t train Bulgarians in long while, your buttocks are going to hurt the next day. Dummy.

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Lockdown Day 26. Still no abs.

Shoulder day. Just mixing it up. 75 was harder than it shoulda been, but oh well. I knew this was going to start happening. Specially when I have to clean the rigid as fuck tiny barbell.

    • Standing Barbell Shoulder Press (OHP)

      • 25 kg x 5 reps
      • 35 kg x 5 reps
      • 45 kg x 5 reps
      • 55 kg x 5 reps
      • 65 kg x 5 reps
      • 75 kg x 5 reps
      • 45 kg x 15 reps
    • Standing Barbell Press Behind Neck

      • 45 kg x 10 reps
    • Handstand Push-Up

      • 3 reps
      • 12 reps
      • 1 reps

Also did a bunch of rear delt flyes with the DBs, did not bother to write it down.

Wanted more than 12 HSPUs right there, but probably not a fair expectation after the OHPs. Still annoying, must improve.

Oh, and some Bob. I have been pretty good about getting to this 3 o4 4 times a week. My left hip is doing pretty okay now as well, so kicks are pretty devastating. Bob’s lucky he is as soft and supple as a sex doll, or he’d be all busted up in the rib area.

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Also this. For the trash talking pictures. Not for the semi naked photos.

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How are these even different things? Also, you writing this just has me even more convinced you just want me to post up some wank material.

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Lockdown Day 28. Still no abs.

Took yesterday off. Today was pullup day, and since I went nutso last time I thought I should take it a bit easier and give my elbows a break. Hence the following strange rep scheme.

    • Pull-Up

      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
      • 5 reps
    • Barbell Curl

      • 15 kg x 50 reps
      • 15 kg x 10 reps
      • 15 kg x 10 reps
      • 15 kg x 10 reps
      • 15 kg x 15 reps
      • 15 kg x 15 reps

Also, for you psychos who do that 100 rep barbell curl thing…kudos to you. Doing just 50 of them at 15 kilo hurt plenty.

Erm, also went a few rounds with Bob, but fairly low intensity. Was a bit arm weary.

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It’s a weird bit of lactic acid build up or something. Getting to those 50 reps hurts, but when you keep on going it somehow goes away. It’s like hitting the wall in running.

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