UPDATE: <a href=“http://www.t-nation.com/free_online_article/sports_body_training_performance_bodybuilding_supplements/mag10_pulse_fast"target="new ”>It’s here.
[center]We Need 5 Lab Wabbits [/center]
You have trained your body to store fat and feel sluggish.
To fix it, you need to change your core programming.
We need 5 dedicated people to help me field test a powerful 36-hour pulse designed to do just that. You’ll join a select group of people already testing this protocol, including several insiders in the film and music industry.
The 5 chosen “lab wabbits” will help me finalize this new development. You’ll receive a free supplement package from Biotest and specific instructions from me. You must be willing to halt all current supplement, diet, and training plans to participate in this test. (If you are currently on the <a href=“http://velocity.tmuscle.com/free_online_program/sports_body_training_diet_velocity/velocity_diet_30#velocity-diet-3-0"target="new ”>V-Diet, however, you can still participate.)
US residents only, over 18 years of age. V-Diet veterans preferred.
Send an email to [REMOVED, testing is over] with the following information:
Forum Name
Real Name
Mailing Address
Phone Number
A short paragraph telling me why you’d be the best “wabbit.”
You have 24 hours to apply.
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30 responses in first 5 minutes. Keep 'em coming though!
BARDUKE
September 8, 2010, 7:23pm
4
go ahead and pick from them so i have a better chance to get picked and prove to you what i can accomplish!!!
Vegita
September 8, 2010, 7:53pm
5
I’m in, now gimme some of that Orange Drank!
V
Just let me know if it works, then maybe I’ll buy it.
BARDUKE
September 8, 2010, 8:46pm
7
maybe its the “V12-Diet” where its similar to the V-Diet with an added Anaconda Protocol for rapid fat loss + ridiculous muscle gain all in one!
PB_Andy
September 8, 2010, 9:48pm
9
Did this as well. What the hell, lol.
I’m sure the boys in the lab are cooking up something sweet! I sure signed up! Sounds pretty cool.
UPDATE: “Lab Wabbit” applications are through the roof. We’re doubling the number of test subjects.
Darkane
September 9, 2010, 1:09am
12
^^ Awesome. Very Excite /Borat
EDIT: Crap didn’t see American Citizens only.
Hmm not good I’ve never had an issue getting anything where I live from Biotest.
Def signed up. Any idea on when the lucky selected will be informed?
PB_Andy
September 9, 2010, 1:39am
14
Just wait for a call or e-mail. Or maybe a post here?
[quote]benos4752 wrote:
Def signed up. Any idea on when the lucky selected will be informed?[/quote]
I’m thinking tomorrow (Thursday.)
Judging by the color of the liquid, maybe it’s the new V-8 Diet -lol
S
[quote]Chris Shugart wrote:
US residents only[/quote]
Aw crap. Looking forward to the results though.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I hope they pick me.
Anyone else feel like a kid on Christmas eve waiting to hear if you’ve been picked?
Vegita
September 9, 2010, 11:30am
19
FWIW that stuff looks like TANG. I love me some TANG.
V
BARDUKE
September 9, 2010, 1:20pm
20
[quote]Adam Schussler wrote:
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. I hope they pick me.
Anyone else feel like a kid on Christmas eve waiting to hear if you’ve been picked?[/quote]
BETTER THAN THAT!
it’s like a fat kid waiting in line to see if he gets to the front before they run out of doughnuts…er…something like that…or reversed?