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[quote]BlaZe wrote:
maryjane wrote:
oboffill wrote:
maryjane wrote:
OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…

my favorite…

buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front

on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass!

You uppity femi-nazi.

Great idea. :wink:

I promise I’m not a femi-nazi! I just hate it when I’m loading and some asshole asks me if I need help. Duh dickweed, do I LOOK like I need help. Rather, do you think I would be loading the freaking bb if I needed YOUR HELP! DUH!!!

oh MJ, that’s probably a come on line… :slight_smile:
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I know, but DAMN!

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[quote]maryjane wrote:
OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…

my favorite…

buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front

on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass![/quote]

That is GREAT – I will take one in an XL please!

I got my daughter one that says –

My mommy can bench more than your Daddy.

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[quote]LoneLobo wrote:
If that was your first post, I dread the rest.[/quote]

A prime example of why I choose not to post around here.

[quote]LoneLobo wrote:

I like our amateur aphorists attempting to emblazon a gym shirt with some sort of Socratic proverb.

Why not just SWOLE?[/quote]

Because: Walking around with a shirt that simply says “look at me. I am Buff” makes you look like a meathead tool. The idea is to be funny, so “SWOLE” is only going to look good if Richard Simmons is dancing around wearing it.

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  1. Breathe if you want to get laid.

  2. On the front of the shirt, show a stick figure with an ipod wrapped tightly around his upper tricep, a tilted hat on, in the squat rack doing curls.

On the back show a jacked stick figure (if that’s possible) throwing a barbell through the dude like a spear, with blood everywhere and shit.

  1. You wear that belt so much, I’d swear it was a chastity belt.
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If it hasn’t been suggested yet;

SQUATS AND MILK!

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[quote]zizzles wrote:
LoneLobo wrote:
If that was your first post, I dread the rest.

A prime example of why I choose not to post around here.

LoneLobo wrote:

I like our amateur aphorists attempting to emblazon a gym shirt with some sort of Socratic proverb.

Why not just SWOLE?

Because: Walking around with a shirt that simply says “look at me. I am Buff” makes you look like a meathead tool. The idea is to be funny, so “SWOLE” is only going to look good if Richard Simmons is dancing around wearing it.

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A good point and funny image. Hell, I won’t complain if you post anymore; welcome to the family!

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GOT SNATCH ?

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OK, seriously (and I would pay $12 or more for one of these) this pic:

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…and on the back of the t-shirt print:

“well look ass holes the shoe was for a contest that is going on. Each person uses a item so you can tell by what that person is holding who it is.”

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[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
A good point and funny image. Hell, I won’t complain if you post anymore; welcome to the family![/quote]

Cheers, the welcome’s appreciated.

I’m a Huge fan of the barbell javalin through through the Ipod wearing stick figure idea.

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7336/squatsandmilklu5.jpg

I know It’s been done to death, but a picture says a thousand words. 3 in this case,
(PS Sorry about the dodgy MSPaint job)

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There’s nothing like jerking a clean snatch. Was my old throwing coaches fav line. Put that ont there with a pic of each lift.

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I was thinking of making one with this pic on it myself.

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“Its not the car, its the size of the arm hanging out the window”

Not trying to be rude…
but doesn’t that mean the person who wears such shirt drives an automatic?

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[quote]robbiminator wrote:
Stop AIDS-pump iron, NOT your buddy.[/quote]

Love this one, however…and also the one with the poem about “Dont tell me you used to:”

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[quote]kilkilkilmurder wrote:
“Its not the car, its the size of the arm hanging out the window”

Not trying to be rude…
but doesn’t that mean the person who wears such shirt drives an automatic?

[/quote]

Dick not long enough to reach the steering wheel?

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[quote]kilkilkilmurder wrote:
“Its not the car, its the size of the arm hanging out the window”

Not trying to be rude…
but doesn’t that mean the person who wears such shirt drives an automatic?

[/quote]

No…

You don’t have much experience with a 5 speed, do you?

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Might be too long but hopefully your chest/back is big enough to fit it all in;

“Oh the burn is so deep! I don’t know if you heard me but I did over a thousand”

  • from Anchorman -
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[quote]t-ha wrote:
Might be too long but hopefully your chest/back is big enough to fit it all in;

“Oh the burn is so deep! I don’t know if you heard me but I did over a thousand”

  • from Anchorman -[/quote]

“I usually sculpt my guns at the office…”

Anchorman is so freaking brilliant.

B.

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Pulled from various sources;

Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but nobody wants to lift the damn weights!
-Ronnie

I got all this from 35lb dumbbells!
-rainjack

No one asks me “Do you workout?”
-Prof. X

I lifted like a bodybuilder and all I got was this lousy XXL t-shirt.

I’m allergic to hard work. The more I do, the more swole I get.

I’m also thinking about one on various colored shirts with a silouette of a squat rack with a man hung from the top by his ipod. Ideally, the bar would be at ‘curling height’ but that’s really secondary.

And if the polls are still open, “I see weak people.” and “This is my squat rack…” get my vote.

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BRING THE PAIN!

LIVE TO LIFT
LIFT TO LIVE

PAIN IS LIFE