If you could put any quote or saying on a T-shirt, what would it be? Here’s some T-Shirt phrases that I would wear with pride…
I love SARS
Britney Spears is Easy
AIDS?..no thanks
Anyone else?
Iron My Shirt, Bitch.
Fuck Fashion Fads.
(Oh shit, this could turn out to be a triple-F logo! wink to other thread) ;0)
“Shackle your mind and you’re left on the cross”
2. Talk nerdy to me.
Ross
“You want that curl-bar up your ass? Get the fuck outta the squat rack!” (not really that original but I still want a shirt like that)
“Want to help me work the muscle you don’t see?”
-You can’t spell “party” without “g-h-b”-
-donde esta el yayo-
-dislexia is seyx-
Actually saw someone wearing this one but it’s exactly what I’d put on a T: Fuck Yoga.
No offence to those of you who do Yoga, it’s just that it has become such a trendy, cash-grabbing business. I saw the Yoga instructor from my workplace, who is a supposed health-guru, vegetarian type(you know what I mean) walking down a side-street near the gym smoking a cigarette. Fucking hypocrite!
Reality shows are for losers.
I hate fags.
Real men dont get pedicures.
Herpes:The gift that keeps on giving.
Real men eat meat, not vegetables.
Real men dont tuck the front of their shirts in while leaving the rest out.
And my favorite:
Real men dont watch reality shows, wear the latest fashions, spike their hair, eat soy, wear toe nail polish, finger nail polish, say baseball is boring, have to ask why, say hey you forgot to take up homework, say ally mcbeal is on, work at a makeup counter, work in a womens clothing store, read people magazine, or watch MTV instead of baseball.
-So you’re a feminist? How cute.
-For good luck rub my tummy.
-Fat people are harder to kidnap.
-Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re a cunt.
-I was an atheist, until i realised i was god.
C’mon, Goldberg, say what’s on your mind!
(Gotta a brain cramp right now - can’t think of any real clever sayings…)
“Eat Your Steak, Greens Are For Golf Courses”
Goldberg, fuckin a! Thats the t-shirt of the century. I say you market it. I’d buy 7 of em, one for each day of the week. And one of those shirts that says “Wash my shirt, bitch!” to wear on laundry day. Hahahahaha.
One shirt that I really like and plan on getting when I’m HYOOGE and am able to cause solar eclipses with my triceps is that shirt with the American flag on it that says “Try Burning This One!”
Any shirt that promotes guns makes me horny. Period.
Also, during the 1998 Stanley Cup Finals with the Buffalo Sabres vs the shirt that said “Duck Fallas.” I liked it.Dallas Stars and while watching the news one night while a reporter was downtown at the hockey arena, there was somebody in the background with a
Yanks? no thanks…
I [plane] NY
Girls suck
i hate you
condoms are for pussy’s
strangers have the best candy
Guiness VIP (yeah bitch!!)
“Could you spot my nuts why I lift your breasts?”
“This is not a beer belly, it’s a gas tank for a sex machine”
I’m gonna eat you!
Crack…fun for the whole family.
“Jesus loves you…everyone else thinks you’re a cunt”
that gets my nomination. probably because i love the word cunt. it is my favorite word in the english language. as a matter of fact any slogan with the word cunt in it would get my vote.