WANTED: Slogans For Shirts

I have a friend who owns a silk screening setup, and makes shirts for random customers. i want him to make a few shirts for the me to train in and i need some ideas on slogans and/or logos. i want some good ones that would upset the A holes who talk on their phone, read on a bench, or just curl in the squat rack for instance. any good ideas? i know there has to be some.

maybe i can get a shirt to the ones i select, i’m not rich so you would have to pay the shipping and shirt cost. he told me $5 per shirt for me, my cost is your cost don’t worry about the time. knowing somebody is going to get the message is payment enough for me. by the way, i wear an x-large and he knows it. so if thats not your size i can’t get one for you sorry. unless you want it special order at full cost, but i don’t have any idea what that would be.

since it’s my idea, what about a stick man lying on a flat bench holding a magazine over his head, while a buff stick man is pressing an oly bar on his throat? thats the kinda shit i’m takin’ about.

[quote]mazilla wrote:
i have a friend who owns a silk screening setup, and makes shirts for random customers. i want him to make a few shirts for the me to train in and i need some ideas on slogans and/or logos. i want some good ones that would upset the A holes who talk on their phone, read on a bench, or just curl in the squat rack for instance. any good ideas? i know there has to be some.

maybe i can get a shirt to the ones i select, i’m not rich so you would have to pay the shipping and shirt cost. he told me $5 per shirt for me, my cost is your cost don’t worry about the time. knowing somebody is going to get the message is payment enough for me. by the way, i wear an x-large and he knows it. so if thats not your size i can’t get one for you sorry. unless you want it special order at full cost, but i don’t have any idea what that would be.

since it’s my idea, what about a stick man lying on a flat bench holding a magazine over his head, while a buff stick man is pressing an oly bar on his throat? thats the kinda shit i’m takin’ about.[/quote]

How about:

“Don’t bother me, I’m busy”

“It’s a squat rack, not a curl rack”

“Swiss balls suck”

“Eat, lift, sleep. Repeat.”

“I used to look like you, then I started lifting weights”

“I got your functional muscle right here”

“No, I don’t need a spot”

“Will lift for food”

“Stronger than you”

“All Natural”

How about stick figure dude holding shoe with slogan that says,

“Can you guess my body fat?”

“I crap bigger than you”

“Eat more meat”

“Swiss balls are for pussies”

“Retro-male”

“I see weak people”

College

“CARNIVORE”

“Will squat for food”

“Alpha Male”

“Get off the cellphone and follow me”

“Cellphones don’t burn calories or build muscle”

[quote]PGJ wrote:

“I see weak people”

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I reckon that is your winner right there.

Shoot Cops - Not Dope…

Anti-drug message

There was a really good thread about this kind of stuff where someone wanted 10 rules for thier gym on t-shirts or something, maybe someone can help me and you out here. There were some really good ideas.

[quote]helga wrote:
PGJ wrote:

“I see weak people”

I reckon that is your winner right there.[/quote]

My favorite as well. I’ll take an XL.

[quote]PGJ wrote:
helga wrote:
PGJ wrote:

“I see weak people”

I reckon that is your winner right there.

My favorite as well. I’ll take an XL.
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thats one, three or four more should do. i would hurry if i were you.

p.s. if you live in california i can overnight them to you for a couple of dollars depending on your location, shouldnt be more than $8-10 but i have to check with the boss first(my dad).

‘watch my lips wankers’

The old, “Shut Up and Squat”

“Its not the car, its the size of the arm hanging out the window”

“SQAUTS AND MILK”

[quote]TheBige wrote:
“SQAUTS AND MILK”[/quote]

YAEH !

[quote]mazilla wrote:
PGJ wrote:
helga wrote:
PGJ wrote:

“I see weak people”

I reckon that is your winner right there.

My favorite as well. I’ll take an XL.

thats one, three or four more should do. i would hurry if i were you.

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I’m a little confused as to what is going on.
-You’re selling this for $5 + s&h?
-You need three or four more people to buy this shirt in order to make it worthwhile to print
-Or you need three or four more quotes?

If you need more people to buy it, I’m in.

If you need more quotes…I have nothing right now.

“Come with me if you want to live”

“shut up and lift”

“the kiddie pool is that way”

“talking is not considered cardio”

“squat or get out”

“real men bench press”

And I’d like to put in my order for a black boy beater with pink writing that says “you silly boys, squatting is for girls”…ok! :wink:

“oh, i’m sorry, was I supposed to be spotting you”

Skinny stick figure with loaded bb on neck with big stick figure letting go of said bb!

***it could be a girl letting go! :wink:

OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…

my favorite…

buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front

on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass!