CAUTION:WHEN DEADLIFTING PROFANITY MAY COME OUUT OF EITHER END.
Thought of this on the way home, Gets rid of the “stupid meathead” persona I think.
Using my Brains to build this Brawn.
Where are your results?
Movie inspired:
The Meatrix has you.
I love the smell of iron in the morning.
The weight?! You can’t handle the weight!
Use the Chalk, Luke.
I’m not bad. I’m just built that way.
Silhouette of a guy in double bicep pose with the caption,
“Welcome to the Gun Show.”
[quote]Race Fan wrote:
Silhouette of a guy in double bicep pose with the caption,
“Welcome to the Gun Show.”[/quote]
Saw this one for sale at Wal-Mart, but they only had one left and it was XXXL. Hell, even I couldn’t fill that out so I looked big.
No particular order, but a few phrases to place above the pocket or the breast of a good t-shirt:
Life is a bitch, so mount and ride her into submission.
Dare to be wise.
I lift, therefore I am.
He conquers who conquers himself.
Risk your life to know truth.
Forgive others often, yourself never.
Experience teachs. Learn by teaching.
Others condemn what they do not understand.
I am fine. How are you?
[quote]Mongo_KS wrote:
Experience teachs. Learn by teaching.
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If this is intended as a joke, it is funny. If it isn’t, it is 10x funnier.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Race Fan wrote:
Silhouette of a guy in double bicep pose with the caption,
“Welcome to the Gun Show.”
Saw this one for sale at Wal-Mart, but they only had one left and it was XXXL. Hell, even I couldn’t fill that out so I looked big.[/quote]
you got me. I got a laugh out of it, so I couldn’t resist posting.
[quote]Race Fan wrote:
Digital Chainsaw wrote:
Race Fan wrote:
Silhouette of a guy in double bicep pose with the caption,
“Welcome to the Gun Show.”
Saw this one for sale at Wal-Mart, but they only had one left and it was XXXL. Hell, even I couldn’t fill that out so I looked big.
you got me. I got a laugh out of it, so I couldn’t resist posting.
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Hell, I would have bought one if they had my size. I showed it to my wife and she just shook her head while walking away and saying “…Stupid…”.
How about this one for the Arnold fans,
“I went to the 1975 Olympia, and all I got was Ken Waller’s t-shirt.”
-Starkdog
…AMERICA, THE LAND OF THE FREE…
…BECAUSE OF BRAVE MEN WITH GUNS…
/S/ A VET
Did someone mention these?
“Please do not feed the animal”
“yes…PLEASE FEED THE ANIMAL!”
“you look like my next meal”
“time to feed”
I eat skinny bitches like you for snacks.
If I looked like you, I’d train twice as hard.
I get a better workout taking a shit than you do in 45 minutes of spin class.
I never pass the Test.
Bullpup
“it’s not a cooler, it’s my lunchbox”
“yes I just ate 2 hours ago”
“fat is leverage” -powerlifter style!
“pop tarts - the powerlifting vitamin”
“Your max is my warmup” with the testosterone chemical diagram beneath it.