Chicks like me cause I move big weight.
REQUIERED EQUIPMENT:
Shaved Head X
Goat Tee X
Everything else just a waste of time.
[center]OBSSESSED…
…what the lazy call the dedicted[/center]
i still want some of these
Go low and grow.
Who pissed in your gene pool?
(Front) I did your Mom…
(Back) and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
“Real men count by 45!”
“Soy? No thanks, I’m a man!”
“Leg day makes me cry”
“It’s not sweat, it’s drool”
“If it smells like warm death in here, it was me”
“Sorry for not chatting with you, I’m busy warming up with your max”
“HARDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN HERE”
“You scream just like that little girl did after I ate her kitten”
“I hate you, and your bro’s, and your girlfriend”
“Watch my back, grow”
“Have you trained your Upper Dorsinus lately?” (from Anchorman)
“I wear my hat low cuz seeing you struggle makes me sad”
Just a few off the top of my head.
B.
“Lift heavy, BITCH!”
[quote]get it done wrote:
“my other penis is a prime-rib roast: dudes who eat more meat than they drink water”[/quote]
I don’t think a guy should ever say he has another penis.
…not that there’s anything wrong with that…
“I see weak people”
is by far the best, and my favorite.
I’ll take a size L
I used to have one that said
“Body by Nautilus
Brains by Mattel”
Now, I never used a Nautilus machine, but the idea was so cool, I had to wear it. Actually, my girlfriend(now wife of 22 yrs) got it for me.
I got two:
DON’T BE A PUSSY!
Don’t talk to me when I’m lifting. I’ve kicked puppies for less.
[quote]ALDurr wrote:
“Real men count by 45!”[/quote]
nice, i’ll take this one too.
Stop AIDS-pump iron, NOT your buddy.
FRONT: “You cant fix stupid…
BACK: …but you CAN fix weak”
(I’m going to Hell for this one…)
“If you build it well, they will come.”
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
“You scream just like that little girl did after I ate her kitten”
[/quote]
Better change this to “puppy”. As written, it can really be taken the wrong way.
[quote]Digital Chainsaw wrote:
BradTGIF wrote:
“You scream just like that little girl did after I ate her kitten”
Better change this to “puppy”. As written, it can really be taken the wrong way.[/quote]
Yeah I thought about that later then figured it might get misconstrued into something like that…
Replace “kitten” with “puppy” or “pony” or something, might work, might not…
B.
If you’re not hurting it’s not working!