If any of you are really into this you might consider making a cafepress.com store.
[quote]oboffill wrote:
That’s the back.
On the front you have images of guys and girls doing cardio and machines. [/quote]
i wouldnt be comfortable with my picture on the shirt. 
[quote]superscience wrote:
The old, “Shut Up and Squat”
“Its not the car, its the size of the arm hanging out the window”[/quote]
"it’s not the car…i’ll use that too, i happen to enjoy hanging my big arm out the window as well.
“The heavier I lift, the more I eat, the better my genetics seem to get.”
(Is that correct?)
Don’t tell me:
I’m doing “it” wrong…
you used to bench 450…
the bar shouldn’t touch my chest…
you used to squat 1000…
I shouldn’t go that low…
deadlifting is bad for my back…
high reps will make me ripped…
you don’t care about strength…
you don’t care about looking good…
this muscle is going to turn to fat…
you’re certified, so you know…
Anything else to say, fatty?
I’m a little too bored and don’t really want to sleep yet. Here goes:
-A stick man talking on his cell phone. Next to him is a buff dude squatting. Caption: Shut up and lift. Or something to that effect.
-“Pass the test”…I guess this only works if you’re on the juice.
-Chemical “diagram” for testosterone. I don’t think it’s called a diagram, but it’s late and I forgot what it’s called.
A variation of the first:
-I see small people
-Swiss balls: Because they’re all you’ve got.
-Cow Juice: Nature’s juice
Alright, that’s enough…
[quote]helga wrote:
PGJ wrote:
“I see weak people”
I reckon that is your winner right there.[/quote]
hahaha! that is a definite winner!
[quote]maryjane wrote:
oboffill wrote:
maryjane wrote:
OOOhhh OOOOhh OOOhhh…
my favorite…
buff girlie stick figure (probably with a bow in hair to symbolize a girl) loading a squat rack with 45’s, skinny stick figure standing next to her and girl stick figure saying “no, I don’t need your help/spot” on the front
on the back, said boy stick figure trying to squat what she loaded and busting his ass!
You uppity femi-nazi.
Great idea.
I promise I’m not a femi-nazi! I just hate it when I’m loading and some asshole asks me if I need help. Duh dickweed, do I LOOK like I need help. Rather, do you think I would be loading the freaking bb if I needed YOUR HELP! DUH!!![/quote]
oh MJ, that’s probably a come on line… 
“Got no balls? GET SWISS BALLS!”
[quote]conorh wrote:
“DESTROY WEAKNESS”
A silhouette of a box squat with the caption “FUCK GRAVITY”
[/quote]
These are my personal favorites
you got a picture of the bar with about 350 lbs and bunch of chalk and shit around it and it says “Clean This”
or, you show the stick figure of a guy doing a snatch and it says “Nice Snatch”
[quote]Dragon wrote:
1.
TESTOSTERONE:
Dont you wish you had some!
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Nope, looks only like Estrogen!Got TESTOSTERONE?
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Im JACKED! Your not! F**KIN pu**y!
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Something you know nothing about!TESTOSTERONE?
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TESTOSTERONE who? Not you........HA!HA!
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Something you will NEVER have!Its called MUSCLE & POWER!
[/quote]
Each one has a put-down comment. Now that’s REALLY strong!
“Got Beef?”
[quote]CU AeroStallion wrote:
or, you show the stick figure of a guy doing a snatch and it says “Nice Snatch”[/quote]
How 'bout this?
for a while i’ve been wanting to make one up alogn the lines of this:
ME
TED
I suppose my 1st post on T-Nation may aswell be in this thread. (Yes I’m a Serial Lurker, been reading here for some time now)
“If the music on the radio is the determining factor of how good your workout was; take: a step back, a long hard look at yourself and re-evaluate the presence of your testicles*”
- or ovaries I guess, doesn’nt really work aswell.
If that was your first post, I dread the rest.
I like our amateur aphorists attempting to emblazon a gym shirt with some sort of Socratic proverb.
Why not just SWOLE?
Well this is sort of weird. A friend and I are in the process of launching a couple of websites with t-shirts such as this.
If anyone is interested, PM me and I will get your information to let you know when we come online.
Tucker
I thought “Free Craig Titus” would be a sure winner.
I’ve come across two on these boards that I think are worthwhile:
Have you considered eating a lot and lifting weights?
Are you standing on a chicken?