Ultimate Chest Exercises with Bodyweight

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:
Oh, and there are no tucked planche progressions in “your” Youtube tutorial on planche pushups.[/quote]

Oh and i wrote on my youtube video for you Roy… lol [/quote]

Thank you. Now that we’ve established that you really are the fuckwit who can’t tell the difference between a tuck planche and a straight arm planche (or a ‘strait’ arm planche), we can move on to the real issues - like how much muscle you’ve gained by flailing around like an epileptic kangaroo.[/quote]

Sorry loser this was my thread and the last thing thats gonna happen is you boss me around in it with non stop questions and hating. You give a bad name to the rest of the bodybuilders with you negative attitude and hating. My vids are motivational and innovative bodyweight exercises, sorry you cant handle it. [/quote]

So in your mind this thread is for the sole purpose of showing off, soaking up praise, imposing your opinion on others and refusing to answer questions that you left yourself open to and acting like a child when things don’t go your way? After PMing me with abuse, you’ve got a real nerve saying that. If brains were semtex, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your beanie off.

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
Respect to all the bodybuilders out there, this thread was about advanced BODYWEIGHT chest exercises to implement or use. [/quote]

Dude, you started ragging on bodybuilders at the earliest possible opportunity. In a forum called -wait for it- bodybuilding.[/quote]

And since when are bodyweight exercises considered not bodybuilding exercises. Thats news to me!!! Everyone started hating as soon as i posted… Complaining about how bodyweight stuff is not bodybuilding or these exercises do not work the chest. Guys like Akuma and you are not even in shape to be talking, and have a narrow understanding for different muscle building exercises and techniques. [/quote]

Again, how much muscle have you gained through your methods? I’m giving you a a fair chance to respond but you refuse to. An avatar taken in the romantic corner of a restaurant to make you appear twice your actual size doesn’t count.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
And since when are bodyweight exercises considered not bodybuilding exercises.[/quote]

since when did a successful bodybuilder ever do these type of bodyweight exercises to build their body?[/quote]

Oh so a exercise is no good unless its endorsed and used by a pro bodybuilder. These are very advanced bodyweight exercises, that take time to progress and build up to. Looks like every wannabe is coming out to say some smart remark. Everyone can choose how they workout to build muscle and exercises they use, this is just a different way and things you can do when you dont have access to weights.

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
And since when are bodyweight exercises considered not bodybuilding exercises.[/quote]

since when did a successful bodybuilder ever do these type of bodyweight exercises to build their body?[/quote]

Oh so a exercise is no good unless its endorsed and used by a pro bodybuilder. These are very advanced bodyweight exercises, that take time to progress and build up to. Looks like every wannabe is coming out to say some smart remark. Everyone can choose how they workout to build muscle and exercises they use, this is just a different way and things you can do when you dont have access to weights.[/quote]

You have access to weights. I’ve seen them in your vids.

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You have access to weights. I’ve seen them in your vids.[/quote]

Ya i know i have weights, and i choose not to use them. I was also refering to the exercises and vids being helpful to people that dont have access to weights, not myself.

you guys are gettin trolled, hard.

what you need to do is start trollin’ the troll.

observe.

hey op, A/S/L???

you r rilly good at ballet. i liked youre videos of you doing the thing. can we be facespace friendz? my firned has a hat like you. you should be friends with her too. i seen you ovr there doing weird push ups. you are strong liike Alanis Morissette. she is from canada. agree?

[quote]florelius wrote:
I smell a e-battle in the air, let me get the popcorn LOL[/quote]

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:

[quote]florelius wrote:
I smell a e-battle in the air, let me get the popcorn LOL[/quote]
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pure GOLD!!

^sarcastically this applies to everyone

but seriously applies to me. I’m huge.

lulz

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^sarcastically this applies to everyone

but seriously applies to me. I’m huge.

lulz[/quote]

ya, huge if its opposite day.

take that.

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

And since when are bodyweight exercises considered not bodybuilding exercises. Thats news to me!!! Everyone started hating as soon as i posted… Complaining about how bodyweight stuff is not bodybuilding or these exercises do not work the chest. Guys like Akuma and you are not even in shape to be talking, and have a narrow understanding for different muscle building exercises and techniques. [/quote]

Well i think its time to start a new thread for all you trolls… I will surprise you :smiley:

[quote]actionboy wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
^sarcastically this applies to everyone

but seriously applies to me. I’m huge.

lulz[/quote]

ya, huge if its opposite day.

take that.[/quote]

Is this still in bodybuilding? lol its long overdue to be moved to GAL

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
Well i think its time to start a new thread for all you trolls… I will surprise you :D[/quote]

Ultimate cock exercises with bodyweight?

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]DixiesFinest wrote:
Is this still in bodybuilding? lol its long overdue to be moved to GAL[/quote]

Your the one trolling off topic pictures, in a thread about chest exercises with bodyweight. Go get some cardio and diet bro, thats the best advice i can give you right now.[/quote]

LOLOLOL WUT?

When I want your advice, I’ll ask for it.

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
And since when are bodyweight exercises considered not bodybuilding exercises.[/quote]

since when did a successful bodybuilder ever do these type of bodyweight exercises to build their body?[/quote]

Oh so a exercise is no good unless its endorsed and used by a pro bodybuilder. These are very advanced bodyweight exercises, that take time to progress and build up to. Looks like every wannabe is coming out to say some smart remark. Everyone can choose how they workout to build muscle and exercises they use, this is just a different way and things you can do when you dont have access to weights.[/quote]

You know you posted this on a bodybuilding forum where we are discussing bodybuilding right? You’re the one who referenced “bodybuilding exercises.” That title alone would mean the exercise is used by bodybuilders.

Wannabe? How am I a wannabe? Wannabe what?

It’s easy. If you want a chest like this kid’s chest - do his stuff.
If you are all happy having a chest that is growing without doing isometric holds on some PVC pipe, while getting stronger - we can all keep doing what we are doing.

OP - If the planet ever turns into a pile of molten lava, with only molten lava resistant PVC pipes that are about 2 feet off of the lava ground that can protect us, but we have all lost the use of our legs, and they are now just rigid limbs, and we need to balance for at least 6 minutes while the rescue chopper comes to get us and bring us back to a super secret base that the govt has been building, because, you know, they knew this was coming, well… while I am burning and trying to swim to the top of the lava, which is incredibly hard because for one, it’s lava, and two, my rigid charred lower body does nothing as far as swimming goes, you can say, “Haha NOOBFAG” while we all roast.

And I will stop for a minute, shake my head slowly while looking up and to the right, and let out a tiny bit of air from my nose quickly, so it makes a small noise and think to myself - That Fazz… he knew all along…

But until then - I fucking hate you - it’s 1:11am, and I am fairly drunk.

I love commas.

WELL DEVELOPED MAN TITS OR GTFO.


And you guys’ said they weren’t chest exercises…