[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
It’s easy. If you want a chest like this kid’s chest - do his stuff.
If you are all happy having a chest that is growing without doing isometric holds on some PVC pipe, while getting stronger - we can all keep doing what we are doing.
OP - If the planet ever turns into a pile of molten lava, with only molten lava resistant PVC pipes that are about 2 feet off of the lava ground that can protect us, but we have all lost the use of our legs, and they are now just rigid limbs, and we need to balance for at least 6 minutes while the rescue chopper comes to get us and bring us back to a super secret base that the govt has been building, because, you know, they knew this was coming, well… while I am burning and trying to swim to the top of the lava, which is incredibly hard because for one, it’s lava, and two, my rigid charred lower body does nothing as far as swimming goes, you can say, “Haha NOOBFAG” while we all roast.
And I will stop for a minute, shake my head slowly while looking up and to the right, and let out a tiny bit of air from my nose quickly, so it makes a small noise and think to myself - That Fazz… he knew all along…
But until then - I fucking hate you - it’s 1:11am, and I am fairly drunk
I love commas.
WELL DEVELOPED MAN TITS OR GTFO.[/quote]
Sorry i dont use isometrics to build muscle, almost all the exercises were movements not holds. Bodyweight bodybuilding exercises seems to have put a shock and fear through everyone in here.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
It’s easy. If you want a chest like this kid’s chest - do his stuff.
If you are all happy having a chest that is growing without doing isometric holds on some PVC pipe, while getting stronger - we can all keep doing what we are doing.
OP - If the planet ever turns into a pile of molten lava, with only molten lava resistant PVC pipes that are about 2 feet off of the lava ground that can protect us, but we have all lost the use of our legs, and they are now just rigid limbs, and we need to balance for at least 6 minutes while the rescue chopper comes to get us and bring us back to a super secret base that the govt has been building, because, you know, they knew this was coming, well… while I am burning and trying to swim to the top of the lava, which is incredibly hard because for one, it’s lava, and two, my rigid charred lower body does nothing as far as swimming goes, you can say, “Haha NOOBFAG” while we all roast.
And I will stop for a minute, shake my head slowly while looking up and to the right, and let out a tiny bit of air from my nose quickly, so it makes a small noise and think to myself - That Fazz… he knew all along…
But until then - I fucking hate you - it’s 1:11am, and I am fairly drunk.
I love commas.
WELL DEVELOPED MAN TITS OR GTFO.[/quote]
This is absolutely spectacular.
[quote]fazzenterprise wrote:
Bodyweight bodybuilding exercises seems to have put a shock and fear through everyone in here. [/quote]
Think you’re confusing fear with annoyance. They haven’t built your chest up, proof is in your avartar.
Misinformation is not useful for newbs.
Alright. This post was so funny it brought me out of my invisible lurking bubble. Fazz man, do you know anything about “Bodybuilding” as most here say it? Sure you’re lean, flexible, and the chicks must DIG those planche push-ups, but seriously man.
Where do you get off thinking you have this internet immunity, posting on a serious, “no bullshit” forum on a site like this, and think that you have something constructive to display with your body weight work? Most of these guys here can bench 3 of you doing some planchy goodness on a barbell. Can you do that? These guys are past the bodyweight shit as a main course for serious hypertrophy. Get real man, these guys consistently ADD muscle… you will stay the same, which may be fine for you, but these guys keep going.
You should have had the deductive reasoning you realize you were going to get some flame. Its a fucking forum bro… Grow a pair of balls and quit being a Nancy. The level of butt-hurt from you is phenomenal!
You’re arrogant, ignorant, and uneducated. They are telling you this type of work doesnt belong here… And im sure i speak for everyone when i say that we all agree with the latter. Pack your things, and walk away with some dignity. At this point no one will ever take a post of yours seriously ever again, and i feel sorry for your fanboi’s on youtube. You brought it on yourself bro.
ps that lava story was the best post in this entire thread haha.
[quote]Zimmit16 wrote:
Alright. This post was so funny it brought me out of my invisible lurking bubble. Fazz man, do you know anything about “Bodybuilding” as most here say it? Sure you’re lean, flexible, and the chicks must DIG those planche push-ups, but seriously man.
Where do you get off thinking you have this internet immunity, posting on a serious, “no bullshit” forum on a site like this, and think that you have something constructive to display with your body weight work? Most of these guys here can bench 3 of you doing some planchy goodness on a barbell. Can you do that? These guys are past the bodyweight shit as a main course for serious hypertrophy. Get real man, these guys consistently ADD muscle… you will stay the same, which may be fine for you, but these guys keep going.
You should have had the deductive reasoning you realize you were going to get some flame. Its a fucking forum bro… Grow a pair of balls and quit being a Nancy. The level of butt-hurt from you is phenomenal!
You’re arrogant, ignorant, and uneducated. They are telling you this type of work doesnt belong here… And im sure i speak for everyone when i say that we all agree with the latter. Pack your things, and walk away with some dignity. At this point no one will ever take a post of yours seriously ever again, and i feel sorry for your fanboi’s on youtube. You brought it on yourself bro.
ps that lava story was the best post in this entire thread haha.[/quote]
Seems like theres a common thing going on with everyone on here… Its complete ignorance to anything that is outside the norm. of a typical weight lifting workout. This is bodybuilding forum and to say a vid like mine doesnt go here is rediculous. I see bodybuilders that still use the basic pushup for warming up or at the end of a workout. The video is just a step up from the basic pushup, with many challenging exercise that need no weight. Theres alot of people that use bodyweight exercises along side of weights or all together. Its helpful to others to see more challenging variations that are out there, unless your one of the multiple haters typing negative crap in this thread. Come at me some more brahs! I’ll be busy WiNNiNG!!!
[quote]FAZENTERPRISE wrote:
[quote]Zimmit16 wrote:
Alright. This post was so funny it brought me out of my invisible lurking bubble. Fazz man, do you know anything about “Bodybuilding” as most here say it? Sure you’re lean, flexible, and the chicks must DIG those planche push-ups, but seriously man.
Where do you get off thinking you have this internet immunity, posting on a serious, “no bullshit” forum on a site like this, and think that you have something constructive to display with your body weight work? Most of these guys here can bench 3 of you doing some planchy goodness on a barbell. Can you do that? These guys are past the bodyweight shit as a main course for serious hypertrophy. Get real man, these guys consistently ADD muscle… you will stay the same, which may be fine for you, but these guys keep going.
You should have had the deductive reasoning you realize you were going to get some flame. Its a fucking forum bro… Grow a pair of balls and quit being a Nancy. The level of butt-hurt from you is phenomenal!
You’re arrogant, ignorant, and uneducated. They are telling you this type of work doesnt belong here… And im sure i speak for everyone when i say that we all agree with the latter. Pack your things, and walk away with some dignity. At this point no one will ever take a post of yours seriously ever again, and i feel sorry for your fanboi’s on youtube. You brought it on yourself bro.
ps that lava story was the best post in this entire thread haha.[/quote]
Seems like theres a common thing going on with everyone on here… Its complete ignorance to anything that is outside the norm. of a typical weight lifting workout. This is bodybuilding forum and to say a vid like mine doesnt go here is rediculous. I see bodybuilders that still use the basic pushup for warming up or at the end of a workout. The video is just a step up from the basic pushup, with many challenging exercise that need no weight. Theres alot of people that use bodyweight exercises along side of weights or all together. Its helpful to others to see more challenging variations that are out there, unless your one of the multiple haters typing negative crap in this thread. Come at me some more brahs! I’ll be busy WiNNiNG!!!
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Did you seriously make another profile?