This Guy's 'Theory' on Steroid Use

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
^@ houstonguy

I d believe that explains why you can’r grasp why someone would waste so much time and money n getting big.

“Skinny fat”…uh yeah…maybe the first year I started. if you are on this site and your high school self makes you look bad, you skipped a few concepts.

Conflict initiated.[/quote]
At risk of being an attention whore, I used to lift, a lot. Started in seventh grade out at Katy Jr. High officially, dads stuff in the garage before that but mostly just dicking around while he was in there.

At my best I was 220, roughly 10% body fat (i used one of those electronic things, sometimes it showed 8% which was it’s lowest reading, sometimes 12 usually right on ten) at 6 ft. Hyoooge? No. Bigger than the average bear? Yes. Was I happy? Sure.

I left a job to start a company and found out I had bitten off much more than anticipated. After about two very stressful years of long days, shitty diet, shitty sleep and most likely cortisol through the roof, I got to a place I could lift, dick around on T-Nation all day again and things like that.

I am basically starting over, hence the previously mentioned consideration of usuing AAS.

I am in horrible shape. I look at old journals and almost cry when comparing. I am working on it though and still in my twenties, barely. With some time, a little ball busting for motivation and red meat I will be back. Might even do the doctor trt, still undecided.

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I am starting a business now. I can understand all of that. Hopefully my training won’t suffer much, but I would already be making more progress if it weren’t for the greatly increased work load.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
^Have you seen my beard?

beard trumps houstonguy’s chin.

Bald head equals things for women to rub on.[/quote]
That is a sweet beard, I will give you that one. Have you seen my TexasGuy avi? Chicks do dig bald huge guys, you’ve got me there.

That’s it fellas, I was holding out for a lack of facial hair.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am starting a business now. I can understand all of that. Hopefully my training won’t suffer much, but I would already be making more progress if it weren’t for the greatly increased work load.[/quote]

Yep now throw in a wife with the ass of Jlo and 5 kids.

That is why I do PL and Strongman, I cannot do BB, cause of other commitments.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am starting a business now. I can understand all of that. Hopefully my training won’t suffer much, but I would already be making more progress if it weren’t for the greatly increased work load.[/quote]
Being admittedly retardly cocky as I am, it is not a ploy, I thought I could basically incorporate myself, make a few phone calls and start moving money around.

Not the case. I put in 12-15 hour days 6 days a week for the better part of two years, part of the reason I was gone from here. I actually had to do shit.

I ate lots of chinese delivery, pizza, nearby fastfood… did not have the energy nor desire to grocery shop, lift or anything. Unfortunately lifting took a backseat to livlihood.

But I’m back. Give me a year from today and I’ll be “back”.

Entrepreneurship is more rewarding than training though. In my own opinionated value scale that is. Once a business is up and running it’s basically on auto-pilot and the world is your playground.

I found that the building phase can be a lot like trying to put on that extra five lbs you are talking about, sans steroids to jump you on up. You really have to grind and grind but when you’re there you are on a whole new level and the grind beneath you is a huge, huge sense of pride.

I do understand the sentiment.

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Well, I hope to be “there” sooner rather than later…because “start up” sucks a bag lady’s ass hole.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, I hope to be “there” sooner rather than later…because “start up” sucks a bag lady’s ass hole.[/quote]
Yep. Give it the same tenacity, thought, effort, study, commitment et cetera that you do lifting and you will probably have the biggest dental practice in Houston to match that hulkamania of yours.

Just don’t cheat. Real world AAS equals fraud and huge jail time, no more businesses ever and bagging groceries.

You can’t give up man. Start up is a 12 year old newb with 135 lbs on his back, deep in the hole on like the tenth rep or something.

“LIGHT WEIGHT!”

“AIN’T SHIT!”

“LOUD UNTINTELLIGABLE YELL/GROWL”

Push it up man, it’s all you.

It’ll grow, assuming you are using “correct form”.

But yes, building blows huge, gigantic elephant balls.

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[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
gear is tool in the tool box. Except it is like the chainsaw, when I’m using a coping saw to take down a 200 year old oak…[/quote]

NIIIIICE!

Might use that, if you don’t mind.

BBB[/quote]

Have at it man.

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

Yep now throw in a wife with the ass of Jlo and 5 kids.

[/quote]

POIDH~

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:
Well I cant claim him a racist, cause I am far from black? [/quote]

WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
That’s it fellas, I was holding out for a lack of facial hair.[/quote]

join the club!

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[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
That’s it fellas, I was holding out for a lack of facial hair.[/quote]

join the club![/quote]
Well it is almost Mo-vember… Us.movember.com

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[quote]Professor X wrote:
Bald head equals things for women to rub on.[/quote]

It’s a boob shelf too.

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Just wanted to throw this in here:

Son of a bitch!

Wiggles and Ridalin by Reckless Kelley. It’s a song.

Anyone remember the ADHD thread?

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I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
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Dig the rocker chair. BG is so old he forgets to get back in his chair when he falls out. But yeah, if you need steroids to get laid you’re doing it wrong. Of course muscles help but you can build them natural. Or maybe I’ve never graduated knee push ups cuz I don’t juice. Jk. Seriously though, moderate use being the theme, work a little harder, eat and sleep a little more and be a tad patient. Hard work equals greater intrinsic value anyways and the ensuing confidence will land more pussy than an extra inch on a quad. Again, I’m in my twenties. In time I will be on trt, Dr. monitered to maintain high natural levels. Pussy is no reason to use. You’re doing it wrong.

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
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Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches.

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[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.