This Guy's 'Theory' on Steroid Use

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[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.
[/quote]

you two would most likely share ice cream cones. Your half would be coconut and Prof’s would be brownie batter. Yall would rotate the cone periodically to switch flavors.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.
[/quote]

you two would most likely share ice cream cones. Your half would be coconut and Prof’s would be brownie batter. Yall would rotate the cone periodically to switch flavors. [/quote]and kiss and giggle sometimes. Maybe nuzzle noses.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.
[/quote]

you two would most likely share ice cream cones. Your half would be coconut and Prof’s would be brownie batter. Yall would rotate the cone periodically to switch flavors. [/quote]and kiss and giggle sometimes. Maybe nuzzle noses.
[/quote]

They’ll play peek a boo behind the ice cream until BG gets some on his nose. When he does, Prof will wipe it off with his pinky and lick it off…purring and biting his lip.

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ok i just listened to dude’s video. he’s an idiot. a misinformed broscience idiot. and what’s hilarious is he actually thinks he knows what the fuck he’s talking about. alarming.

lol to “testing the waters” with orals. just stop taking it…side effects gone. lmfao.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.
[/quote]

you two would most likely share ice cream cones. Your half would be coconut and Prof’s would be brownie batter. Yall would rotate the cone periodically to switch flavors. [/quote]and kiss and giggle sometimes. Maybe nuzzle noses.
[/quote]

They’ll play peek a boo behind the ice cream until BG gets some on his nose. When he does, Prof will wipe it off with his pinky and lick it off…purring and biting his lip.
[/quote]
I’m ending this right now.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:

[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
I didn’t read the last 3 pages so I don’t know if the topic has changed lol however,

Do any of the anti-steroid crew understand that the benefits of taking these drugs are far greater than just having bigger muscles and lifting heavier weights. What, by association, do you think those bring a person?

If you’ve taken steroids and as a result are much bigger, leaner and stronger than pretty much everyone in your bubble or whatever you want to call it, guess what else you get?

Uhhhhh firstly, lots of women, lots of free things especially in the night club scene, a degree of local fame, possibly free gym memberships and more.

Now, while some of you older folks think you don’t care about that I’m sure you can understand the appeal. A guy takes steroids because he wants to emulate a Pro BBer’s physique because he believes that just looks awesome then he gets all these other things thrown his way.

Steroids vastly improve your quality of life outside of just a better physique.

Don’t be dumb and sell them and the risk is fairly minimal.

Just my opinion.[/quote]

I almost fell out of my rocking chair when I read this (being an older guy and all).

Congratulations. You sound like a meathead. Did I mention my State has a shore?

Did RV write that defense of steroids for you? At least he’s trolling. You were serious.

FTR, play a sport well and you get all those same benefits.

I could continue, but nevermind.
[/quote]

Holy crap…I agree with BG.

Hell, get paid real well and you get the same…shallow bitches. [/quote]

I bet you remove the internet, and we agree more than you would think.
[/quote]

you two would most likely share ice cream cones. Your half would be coconut and Prof’s would be brownie batter. Yall would rotate the cone periodically to switch flavors. [/quote]and kiss and giggle sometimes. Maybe nuzzle noses.
[/quote]

They’ll play peek a boo behind the ice cream until BG gets some on his nose. When he does, Prof will wipe it off with his pinky and lick it off…purring and biting his lip.
[/quote]
I’m aroused right now. Moar plz[/quote]

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Ct. Rockula is so gay he farts tornadoes.

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HoustonGuy is so gay he sneezes glitter

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HoustonGay

ah ha ah ha

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Count Rockula is so gay he bought a honey badger.

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Houston Guy is so gay he has a wallet full of Clay Aiken ticket stubs.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
Count Rockula is so gay he bought a honey badger.[/quote]

Honey badgers are awesome.

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Count Rockula is so gay he rides boners to work.

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HoustonGuy eats bananas whole without peeling them.

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Count Rockula licks plums before sucking the seed out of them.

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HoustonGuy makes his own grape juice by squeezing grapes betweens his asscheeks into a cup

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Count Rockula drinks it from the vine.

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HoustonGuy drinks from the farmer

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Rockula milks the farmer.

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Willy wonka fired houstonguy after he realized HG misunderstood the job title of fudgepacker

Poor oompa loompas