Things That Make You Chuckle

[dagill2]

My 2 year old asked me if I was ok, because I was crying with laughter.

[anna_5588]

I read it for shits and giggles
Then, I realized haribo May just have unwittingly created the perfect laxitive- easy to take and from the look of the reviews, VERY effective

[SkyzykS]

It’s funny to me because I avoid sugar free like the plague simply because I don’t like sugar substitutes. My kid was even on a gummy bears kick for a while, but they must have been the non explosive ones because of this.

Now I’m kinda glad for my little idiosyncracy.

[lucasmon]

[Chieftain]

thanks for this I was in tears laughing. my wife got mad about the noise lol

[strongmangoals]

[strongmangoals]

Shots fired:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CC1FZwCgGW3

[samul]

[TriednTrue]

I mentioned it in the Confessions thread and thought I’d share here. The phrases ‘absolute unit’ and ‘drop trow’ always make me laugh.

[Chieftain]

For Lack of a Better Term... Bicep Boner?

So tomorrow I will have been going to the gym for a month. Yesterday was chest/biceps day and I always try to go to failure with the exercises I do. I was giving my biceps quite the workout when something kinda strange happened that hasn’t happened before. My right bicep (right is my dominant side) had…for lack of a better way to describe it…a boner. The term doesn’t even fit well, I just can’t think of a good way to describe it. It was a weird feeling only in my right bicep. Completely painless…

a breakthrough discovery is going on.

[EmilyQ]

At some point you’ll realize, @samul, that people’s behavior toward you says more about their relationship to themselves than anything to do with you, and you can stop being so reactive.

[samul]

@EmilyQ

and you can stop being so reactive.

???

[EmilyQ]

Er, it was a joke. It’s a Facebook thing I saw once, which I’ll actually occasionally trot out at work (“wisdom of Facebook”).

So, uh, I was throwing an inspirational FB quote at you and suggesting it could help you calm down. When you clearly weren’t distressed. So…that was the joke.

[polo77j]

@EmilyQ

So, uh, I was throwing an inspirational FB quote at you and suggesting it could help you calm down. When you clearly weren’t distressed. So…that was the joke.

you know what they say about having to explain a joke…

also, you know what they say about women and ‘funny’

[theBeth]

This is so true I think that should be listed in the DSM as a BPD trait

[samul]

We have at least one living example on here too haha

[SkyzykS]

Here’s one from my favorite Facebook group. I like a good play on words as much as anybody, so…

[dchris]

I don’t think Shower head is a verb. It’s an object.

I received shower head.

I is the noun
Received is the verb
Showehead is the object

Cant think of a sentence where it would be a verb.

[SkyzykS]

@dchris

Cant think of a sentence where it would be a verb

“First she used the detachable showerhead, then gave some.”.

Does that work?

[Jewbacca]

@dchris

Cant think of a sentence where it would be a verb.

It helps to have an adjective.

Shower [his] head [with shampoo]!

Or, perhaps it is Tarzan speaking to Jane. “First, shower head! Then, shower head!”