My favourite activities include running, jumping and shower head.
This is the verb.
I think Jewbaccaās got it. Iāll try this with the wife tonight and report back.
I think the better meme would be:
Showerhead for her. Showerhead for him.
Iām funny, all right. A regular laugh riot!
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ha. ha. ha. Iāve rolling in the aisle (think Steven Wright delivery)
Shower head is just another way to say consensual waterboarding.
āThe batteries on her vibrator died so she showerheaded herself for 20 minutes this morning.ā
If being a doctor doesnāt work out, you have potential in romance novels.
I know! Itās like Iām Billy-fucking Shakespeare.
Look at this. This guyās a regular Wordsworth over hereā¦
So one night at work a patient got a little bored and decided to dial the after hours customer service line on the back of the bedside phone⦠I think he wasnāt disappointed.

What am I missing here?
If you dial the after hours customer service number itās a sex line.
That is the most awesome customer service strategy ever.
What? Hang on a second⦠Is this common? Is After Hours Service code for sex line and all this time Iāve been oblivious or is this a Maine thing? Lol
All I can think is some IT guy was playing the long game on the best joke ever.
Maine people, eh? Smutty lunatics!
The original company handling it is probably either bought out or out of business. 800 numbers are recycled on a steady basis, so could be coincidence.
Hey now! I resemble that comment.
That makes sense. Iām sure thatās probably what happened. Those phones are old as dirt to begin with.
