Things That Make You Chuckle

My favourite activities include running, jumping and shower head.

This is the verb.

I think Jewbacca’s got it. I’ll try this with the wife tonight and report back.

I think the better meme would be:

Showerhead for her. Showerhead for him.

I’m funny, all right. A regular laugh riot!

:angry:

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ha. ha. ha. I’ve rolling in the aisle (think Steven Wright delivery)

Shower head is just another way to say consensual waterboarding.

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ā€œThe batteries on her vibrator died so she showerheaded herself for 20 minutes this morning.ā€

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If being a doctor doesn’t work out, you have potential in romance novels.

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I know! It’s like I’m Billy-fucking Shakespeare.

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Look at this. This guy’s a regular Wordsworth over here…

So one night at work a patient got a little bored and decided to dial the after hours customer service line on the back of the bedside phone… I think he wasn’t disappointed.

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What am I missing here?

If you dial the after hours customer service number it’s a sex line.

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That is the most awesome customer service strategy ever.

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What? Hang on a second… Is this common? Is After Hours Service code for sex line and all this time I’ve been oblivious or is this a Maine thing? Lol

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All I can think is some IT guy was playing the long game on the best joke ever.

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Maine people, eh? Smutty lunatics!

The original company handling it is probably either bought out or out of business. 800 numbers are recycled on a steady basis, so could be coincidence.

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Hey now! I resemble that comment.

That makes sense. I’m sure that’s probably what happened. Those phones are old as dirt to begin with.