Hello my wonderful boy advice-givers!
Front squats
95 x 5
115 x 3
125 x 1
135 x 1
145 x 1
120 x 2 sets of 2
115 x 4 sets of 3
deadlifts
185 x 2
195 x 2
205 x 2 sets of 2
215 x 2
belt
220 x 2 sets of 2
225 x 2
facepulls 2 x 20
cable ropey abs
2 x 50
latpull down with the seated row cable bar thingie
12, 10, 8 ramped
back ext.
10lbs
2 x 10
BW
x 12
k KEWL.
So I was thinking a lot about what I was going to do about semi-dumb boy (he really needs a new nickname), I asked my one and only bestest buddy for suggestions and she told me to wait a bit and have a few more conversations and if he doesn’t ask me out to do it myself, yadda yadda.
I said BOOOURNS LADY. Come back in two sexless years and give me that same advice!
I didn’t actually say that, I pretty much agreed with her…
So I had a horny induced panic attack for a while and was probably the most manic I’ve been in a while. Which is saying a lot cause I am quite manic right now. MOVE MOVE MOVE GO GO GO TALK TALK TALK EEEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!
But it was okay cause my parents went to the grocery store so I masturbated myself senseless. Which I typically do if given the chance, cause why pass that up?
But this time it was different because i couldn’t stop. It was like, omg, I am pretty sure I could happily do this for the next two hours. Mid oragasim I was thinking about how awesome the next one was going to be and so on.
When I finally called it quits I played some facebook scrabble for a while and thought “Umm… I could totally go for another round or 12.”
Usually I’m just like tired and cold and can be at peace.
NOT THIS TIME. But my parents were going to be home soon so I just went for a power walk which didn’t really help all that much.
THIS TELLS ME:
I’ve reached my peak of no fuckary. It cannot last much longer or my body will explode. Not that this theory has been tested, but I am fairly certain that is what will happen. I’m like a ticking time bomb. I feel as though I have about 2 weeks left…
So anyway, enough babbling about that.
I decided to be bold, and go against the advice of many people, and say many things mostwould classify as totally “wrong”, but I DID NOT GIVE A FUCKk.
So we was textin’ and all that jazz and I says to the boy, I says “So I need to get to bed pretty soon, but if you ever wanted to fuck/play xbox sometime lemmie know or whatever.”
ANd he was all
“…”
“You would actually fuck me? Really?”
I said
“Yeah, oh, but I am not a slut, I just haven’t had sex in two years.”
“Oh, no, I never said you were a slut.”
“I know, just califrying. But dudes don’t fuck me so I honestly have no idea what I’m doing.”
“How is that possible? You’re really fucking hot.”
“I dunno, I’m like awkward and weird and shit. Plus I’m crazy, guys don’t really like bitches who are crazy, but I think I’m a hoot.”
“That’s okay, crazy makes things fun. Yeah, I’m totally down, text me tomorrow. I’m going to go have a shower and think about you.”
“Haha, that is so cool.”
END CONVO.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTtttttttt
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I might actually get sex??? This means I wont die from huge interal explosive never released orgasim!!!
K ANYWAY
I’ll keep you posted, obviously, HA. But the forecast is lookin’ good!
I also have a job interview next wednesday for a manager position at my super hero store!
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BYE
!!! HA HA!! I hope it works out for you!! :)!!
He probably felt like hit hit the jackpot outta the blue !!
