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821

Hey there!

Front squats

95 x 5
115 x 3
125 x 1
135 x 1
140 x 1
145 x 1
145 x 1

115 x 3 sets of 2
110 x 3 sets of 3

K so once month I am “allowed” to max out on deadlifts, so I figured I’d stick it around the beginning of the month so I could remember when abouts it’s time to do it.
That’s kind of a lie though, I just wanted to fucking max out today :slight_smile:

deadlifts
135 x 5
185 x 3
195 x 3
205 x 1
215 x 1
belt
235 x 1
245 x 1
255 x 1
265 x 1

back ext.
2 x 15

facepulls
2 x 20

cable ropey abs
1 x 50

K good.

OGMOGMGOMGOGMGOM! We are getting a store in one of our malls called Murdawgs or murdogs or something, and guess what it sells???

FUCKING SUPER HERO T-SHIRTS/SUPER HERO ACCESSORIES/BOXERS (which I wear to bed, ha) AND STUFF WITH ROCK N ROLL LOGO’S ON IT!!!

It was still being built so it was just a wall with a whole bunch of logo’s on it so like a HULK and ironman logo was right beside an RHCP logo and I could have just shat my pants right then and there.!

I MUST GET A JOB AT THIS STOre!! This was like totally MY BUSINESS idea that I voiced to no one and did nothing about! I deserve to be employed there!!
AHH
AHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

ANyway, ya.

I think they should make a reality show about me trying to find love. Like the bacherloette except funnier cause I am not classy and shit and I say really dumb stuff to guys.
I also don’t want them all to look the same, like all muscely/hot/tall/dark/handsome kinda deal.
I want them like a mixed bag of nuts. Some fat, some like 40, some 22 or something, some really short, some bald, some with long dirty-ish hair.
I think this would be great television entertainment.

YOU HEAR ME TV PRODUCERS??? CONTACT ME!!! I’m the next big thing!!!

K bYE

822

I’d watch that show.

823

HI

Squats
95 x 6
115 x 5
135 x 5
145 x 3
155 x 2
170 x 1
belt
180 x 1
185 x 1
190 x 1

belt off
5 count pause squats
145 x 3 sets of 2
140 x 3 sets of 3

bench
95 x 5
105 x 3
115 x 3
125 x 1
130 x 1
130 x 1
130 x 1

115 x 3 sets of 3
120 x 3 sets of 2 <— one of these touched the pins and stuff so I re did it. I hate it when that happens…

All reps paused for a really long time.

DB row
45lbs
3 x 8

ran outta time so when I got home I did my streches and 200 crunches.

K good except for that one clanky pin bench press. JENN HULK SMASH!!!

I have been thinking more about my dating reality tv show that will never exist.
It could be called like, Diaries of a nerd princess.
Which is me, I’m a nerd princess, and here’s why:

So say there’s like a hierarchy of nerdom or whatever.
And you have your bottom of the barrel type nerds. These are the nerds who are like morbidly obese and live in their moms basement eating cheetos all day while playing Xbox live. OR they could also be like 90 pounds and wear suspenders. They are bascially like the stereotype, but they do really exist. There can be bottom of the barrel female nerds as well, a lot of them seem to not really wash their hair or whatever. OR are also very overweight and dress up as sailormoon for halloween or are furries.

Then you have the middle of the pack nerds who are kinda like not even really sure if they belong there. Almost like they aren’t really proud to be a nerd. They try to dress cool, but at the same time they never get laid and spend saturday nights playing RISK. They’re hard to spot. If you see them in public you wouldn’t really know they’re a nerd.

Then you have the members of the nerd kingdom (me). While I think about superhero’s everyday, waste a lot of time playing video games and can’t talk to dudes, I still shower and look fairly decent naked. I can represent nerds everywhere because I am proud to be a nerd, but I break the mould and don’t fit into any of the stereotypes.

So for my reality show we can have male suitors from each category. Maybe like 4 per category, and I’ll request one be a paleontologist because I have always ALWAYS wanted to meet and converse with one! ARG !! I MUST MUST MUST discuss my ideas about present day EMU’s and their relation to the gallimimus family!!

ANyway…
So I could wear golden chucks during the eviction ceremony and instead of giving the guys I pick a rose, I’ll give them a video game controller. Maybe like a SNES controller or something, then the final guy that I chose to fuck or marry or whatever will get a Wii remote, HA.LOL.

K ya.

BYE

824

I would own the DVD Blu-ray box set of that show.

825

K was not fully satisfied with today’s bench so I had a second workout this aft. so my mommy could spot me :smiley:

bench
95 x 5
105 x 3
115 x 3
125 x 2
130 x 1
135 x 1 ← finally got the nerve to do that again, yeesh.

115 x 3 sets of 3
120 x 3 sets of 2 ← again, one rep clanked on the way up :/. Cause the bench is croooked I realized, so at least it’s not really my fault and I should expect that this will happen on occassion.
RIGHT?!!?!?

Everything paused too long.

5 chin ups

3 sets of lat pull down with that different bar thingie
something x’s whatever.

BYE

826

Hiya Spockie.
Things are moving right along in here…Nice!

I’m taking a little T Nation break (posting anyway) but I’ll be checking in on you

827

[quote] spock wrote : HERC YO! Are you excited about ironman 3 coming out in 2 months?!?! I keep nagging the t-shirt store guy to order in a shirt with just ironman on it so I can wear it to the movie. I says to him, I says, if spiderman gets to be on a shirt alone, why da hell can’t ironman?!
He said they would be in in a couple of weeks :smiley: [/quote]

Hell yeah spock, it looks badass. And if i remember right we have a Superman movie coming out this year as well. Can’t mention these movies without a trailer, so here are a couple of them. You should definitely get a shirt and then wear said shirt on the next squat day and set an outrageously awesome PR since you’re wearing the ironman shirt.

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[quote]giterdone wrote:

I’m taking a little T Nation break (posting anyway) [/quote]

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOoooOOooOooOOo
nono nonono
no
nononononono

nO

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[quote]Heracles_rocks wrote:

Hell yeah spock, it looks badass. And if i remember right we have a Superman movie coming out this year as well. [/quote]

WOO HOO!! Awesome movies make life so exciting!

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Yippie Ki yay mother f****rs!

AKA HI.

Um

Front squats
95 x 5
105 x 3
115 x 3
125 x 1
135 x 1
145 x 1
150 x 1

120 x 3 sets of 2
115 x 3 sets of 3

deadlifts
185 x 2 sets of 3
195 x 2 sets of 3
200 x 2 sets of 3
205 x 3
215 x 3

NG pull ups
4, 3, 3, 3

back ext.
10lbs
2 x 10
BW
x 12

mat ab circuit thingie
stuff x’s stuff

GOOD.

So I emailed the guy from that superhero/RHCP store and asked him when they’d be hiring because I am the queen of super hero t-shirts. He asked me to email him my resume and emailed me back and asked if I would be intered in a management position :O!!!

That would be so awesome cause I still feel as though this is actually MY business, so it would be great if I got to play an important role in it :/.

I wonder if that means I could do like some ordering of stuff !!! Anyway, he said they wouldn’t be doing interviews for it yet since it’s not near open, but it’s still an exciting prospect for me.

UM YA.

OTHER:
Remember that guy from the bar that I almost boinked, but didn’t cause it was past my bedtime? Then he stopped talking to me and rejected me on a different evening??

REMEMBER???/
…

I haven’t talked to him in months and this morning at like 7:fucking 30am he sent me a random text asking me how it’s going?

Isn’t that fucking weird, who does that?
I mean, it’s not like he woke me up cause I get up really early, but SRSLY, ODD-ZILLA!

One of his friends is friends with me on facebook for whatever reason. I think he is funny/hot so I kept him on there, and I sent him a message like, Hey, sup?

Oh, he’s single if that helps the story.
And somewhat dumb, but he likes big-assed women so I thought I could try?
But he ignored my message, and I KNOW he saw it cause it said seen at 8:33am.
I hate that facebook does that now, I can’t pretend I have a life anymore :/.

So whatever.

HE SHOULDA ANSWERED.
Oh well, I am pretty sure I made a declaration that I quit men.
Yes, yes I did. I said I was going to harness my sexual energy and use it towards powerlifting.
So take that semi-attracive, sorta funny, but dumb boy!!!
MWAHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
UHGgggggggggggg

BYE

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That sounds like a booty text to me…

832

[quote]brute_fury wrote:
That sounds like a booty text to me…[/quote]

Yeah.
Did you answer back Spockie?

833

[quote]giterdone wrote:

[quote]brute_fury wrote:
That sounds like a booty text to me…[/quote]

Yeah.
Did you answer back Spockie?[/quote]

Sorta I guess.

He was all “Hey you. How’s it goin’?”

I was all

“Good.”

End of convo :smiley:

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KKKKAY

HELLO

Squats
115 x 5
135 x 5
145 x 3
155 x 2
170 x 1
belt
185 x 1
190 x 1
195 x 1

5 count pause squats
145 x 2 sets of 2
150 x 2 sets of 2
145 x 2 sets of 3

Bench
95 x 5
105 x 3
115 x 3
125 x 1
130 x 1
135 x 1
135 x 1

All paused for a reasonabe amount of time

120 x 3 sets of 2
115 x 3 sets of 3

All paused for a super long time

Seated cable row
100lb pin
8, 8, 10

Plate side bends
35lbs
3 x 10/ side

Yep.

Good news everyone! <—WHAT’s THAT QUOTE FROM FRY/CHRIS ?! :smiley:

Um

Right.

So that guy who didn’t message me back (soon enough) (cause I’m an impatient/insecure psycho path) messaged me back last night!
We messaged back and fourth for like an hour! WE talked about awesome stuff too, like lego and video games HAHA.
HE asked what games I played and well you all know that my DS is like my best friend aside from my vibrator, so I spoke of nintendo and other things of that sort. Noting that I am not cool enough for Xbox. He said I just needed someone to teach me and practice at it. <— Should I have done some sorta flirty like, "“OHH you offering?” comment there?
I said
“That’s probably true. The games look pretty awesome”

He should have offered.

Maybe I’m supposed to because I typically like to convince myself that guys are just too nervous to ask me out as opposed to just not wanting to ask me out, LOL.

We both seemed very excited over all we had in common. I’m not 17 anymore. I am capable of knowing the whole “he’s just not that into you” dealio.

Here are a few scenerios of what I was thinking of saying:

FUCK MY KEYBOARD IS SCREWED UP CAUSE I CAN"T GET CAPS LOCK SO I AM GOING TO POST THIS AND RESTART MY COMPUTER SO BRB

“HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS”

HAHA

JURASSIC PARK

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If he’s talking to you for an hour, he has an interest.

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*** K i mean’t I can’t get caps lock OFF, which now I clearly can. Moving on to my different scenerios:

A) Hey, so you wanna teach me some Xbox skillz sometime?

B) Do nothing and wait anxiously every day for him to possibly ask me out on his own

C) Be somewhat slutty because I haven’t fucked in two years and I kinda feel like killing someone. “Hey wanna have sex and play lego sometime? Oh, and by lego I mean like a lego WAR, none of this just building and then lookin’ at the shit we built kinda thing. Two different types of lego IE: Space and medevil VS one another. Yes.”

No, that one is a bad idea

I could say it like

Hey wanna play legohavesex sometime?

HAHAHHAHA

Fuck I crack myself up.

K um

D)So like…hey, and stuff. TEEHEHE I’m a stupid girl who doesn’t speak her mind and expects you to do everything.

No.

None of these are good.

I’m saying nothing and masturbating to anthony kiedis.

I haven’t been interested in a boy since I started my nightly anthony kiedis storyline.

It progresses everday like a soap opera.

We started dating and then we moved into together and then I wrote a book about masturbating and I am flying around promoting it (I’m going to be on the howard stern show next week). So now we’re both kinda “somebody” in our own right.
Oh, and he proposed a while back. So now we’re engaged. One time he was out on tour and I bought him this fancy engraved keychain and flew down to the hotel he was staying at and walked in the room to surprise him and some girl was sitting on his lap and whatnot so I got real pissed and flew home and moved out.

But we made up because we’re in love.

Flea is my best friend.
He drives me places.
In an escalade.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

K BYE

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Btw you need to jump on one of these dudes Spock.

838

Grab life by the balls (so to speak) and text him back with your own “Hey you. How’s it goin?”
Meet him at the superhero t-shirt shop. Or something.

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[quote]giterdone wrote:
Grab life by the balls (so to speak) and text him back with your own “Hey you. How’s it goin?”
Meet him at the superhero t-shirt shop. Or something.[/quote]

this is good advice.

also - if you make him think he might be friendzoned he will try to get out of the friendzone and maybe make a move. the trick is you have to leave him that glimmer of hope because if he thinks he’s totally friendzoned he’ll probably move on to ‘greener pastures’ lol. Then again what do i know.

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[quote]Spock81 wrote:

C) Be somewhat slutty because I haven’t fucked in two years and I kinda feel like killing someone. “Hey wanna have sex and play lego sometime? Oh, and by lego I mean like a lego WAR, none of this just building and then lookin’ at the shit we built kinda thing. Two different types of lego IE: Space and medevil VS one another. Yes.”

No, that one is a bad idea

I could say it like

Hey wanna play legohavesex sometime?

[/quote]