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“Who the hell are these idiots and where’s Paul McCartney?!?”
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No, Jay, I haven’t seen your neck.
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“I heard Kai fucked a grapefruit.”
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Phil, I hate the Mr. O test. What did you get for the question that asks what “D.O.B” is?
Jay “See Man, look at this”
Phil “Look at what? Man, move your delt”
You see that douche standing behind us? I just crop dusted him and you wouldn’t believe what 5 pounds of fish will do.
Jay “Phil…I heard Kai Fucked a grapefuit.”
Phil “who hasnt fucked a grapefuit. Thats a step above oranges, and oranges are complete whores.”
Jay “Seriously. Im trying to get into this Watermelon skin right now…”
Phil “Ooooh, Watermelon”
Jay “Ya, this thing is Juicy. Still havent gotten past first base though.”
Dude, where’s my car?
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Yeah, you believe that shit? My 401k is down 30% from 2007.
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Yeah, after Pre Judging, Kai, me and a couple other dudes are gonna go play some gin rummy, $3.50 a hand.
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Jay: You seen my wallet?
Phil: Uhh, no haven’t seen it?
Jay: Man it was right here.
Phil: Musta been Kai. Heard he’s a thief. You guys should duke it out.
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Phil: “Wait! Stay in that position…”
Jay: “Why, what is it?”
Phil: “Oh nothing, your side profile is just insane” girlie laughs
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“I have an electric shaver pointing directly at you, now… i swear to god, if you dont let me win, that thing you call a hairstyle is coming straight off”
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Shit, sorry scrap those…
Jay: “Can you believe this? All i have to do is sign on the dotted line and joe weider gives me the sandow… its that easy”
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
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I just got it! Nice bonez. you win.
[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
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I just got it! Nice bonez. you win. [/quote]
i beg to differ. My fruit intercourse conversation >
Judges ruling?
[quote]pro-a-ggression wrote:
[quote]BONEZ217 wrote:
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“Who the hell are these idiots and where’s Paul McCartney?!?”[/quote]
I just got it! Nice bonez. you win. [/quote]
This was good…
LMFAO!! These 2 get my votes!
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
You see that douche standing behind us? I just crop dusted him and you wouldn’t believe what 5 pounds of fish will do.[/quote]
[quote]Akuma01 wrote:
Jay “Phil…I heard Kai Fucked a grapefuit.”
Phil “who hasnt fucked a grapefuit. Thats a step above oranges, and oranges are complete whores.”
Jay “Seriously. Im trying to get into this Watermelon skin right now…”
Phil “Ooooh, Watermelon”
Jay “Ya, this thing is Juicy. Still havent gotten past first base though.”[/quote]
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Jay “Mmm, some yummy butt hair”
Phil “You’ve GOTTA be kiddin me, right?”
can’t believe no one mentioned his nasaly voice,
drives me crazy, hate that