I’ve probably posted this in the other threads, but I once saw a guy with a water bottle full of vodka at my university gym. There was a huge party on campus that night, and I guess he was getting some pre-drinking in haha. You could smell it from pretty far away.
[quote]patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
So I was at the gym last weekend taking my squat opener and while I was finishing up with my accessory work, I witnessed The Squat Rack Curl.
This guy comes in and just by the way he walks into the gym, you can tell he means business.
He’s wearing his tight American Eagle tshirt that says “We Found Them–The Weapons of Mass Destruction” with arrows pointing to his arms. His hair is styled and he smells like soap/deodorant/cologne or something.
After chatting with his buddies for a little, he heads over to one of the racks. He throws on a plate and starts curling. Desecrating one of our sacred squat racks. He then finishes up and goes back to coaching the guys that were benching, but not touching their chests.
Next time he comes in, I’m going to have to show Chuck V the right way. The T-Nation way.
Yes, I witnessed this yesterday in my gym, and had to laugh out loud. I was doing deadlifts and the dude was right next to me curling away in the only squat rack in my Gold’s. I didn’t even know this was a no-no until getting on these forums, but I still wouldn’t have done this in the only freakin’ squat rack in the place.
Dude… Did you even read the last sentence of her post ?
Ummmm… yep.
And do you know who Chuck V is ?
No, I do not. I suppose you want to tell me that as a result, I don’t have the right to post a response regarding the rest of the post?
Ah, that explains… No, I’m not saying anything about your right to respond… Just that you apparently didn’t see the sarcasm in her post.
Making sense now?
Sorry, man, it’s easy to misinterpret what people say and get defensive… OK, Chuck VogelPohl, got it; thanks for the link. [/quote]
lol. I was wondering if people were going to catch the sarcasm there…
[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
So I was at the gym last weekend taking my squat opener and while I was finishing up with my accessory work, I witnessed The Squat Rack Curl.
This guy comes in and just by the way he walks into the gym, you can tell he means business.
He’s wearing his tight American Eagle tshirt that says “We Found Them–The Weapons of Mass Destruction” with arrows pointing to his arms. His hair is styled and he smells like soap/deodorant/cologne or something.
After chatting with his buddies for a little, he heads over to one of the racks. He throws on a plate and starts curling. Desecrating one of our sacred squat racks. He then finishes up and goes back to coaching the guys that were benching, but not touching their chests.
Next time he comes in, I’m going to have to show Chuck V the right way. The T-Nation way.
Yes, I witnessed this yesterday in my gym, and had to laugh out loud. I was doing deadlifts and the dude was right next to me curling away in the only squat rack in my Gold’s. I didn’t even know this was a no-no until getting on these forums, but I still wouldn’t have done this in the only freakin’ squat rack in the place.
Dude… Did you even read the last sentence of her post ?
Ummmm… yep.
And do you know who Chuck V is ?
No, I do not. I suppose you want to tell me that as a result, I don’t have the right to post a response regarding the rest of the post?
Ah, that explains… No, I’m not saying anything about your right to respond… Just that you apparently didn’t see the sarcasm in her post.
Making sense now?
Sorry, man, it’s easy to misinterpret what people say and get defensive… OK, Chuck VogelPohl, got it; thanks for the link.
lol. I was wondering if people were going to catch the sarcasm there…
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Yeah, oops… totally over my head 
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
He looked SO out of place compared to the usual emaciated goth “look at me, I’m a tortured artist” customers.[/quote]
As apposed to the “look at me, I’m think I’m hyooge” customers…?
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
I love the people that will do lateral raises 1 foot in front of the DB rack.
[/quote]
I love you too.
[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
He looked SO out of place compared to the usual emaciated goth “look at me, I’m a tortured artist” customers.
As apposed to the “look at me, I’m think I’m hyooge” customers…?[/quote]
No, that guy was huge.
A not-so-obvious point I wanted to make here was that so many of these art students spend so much time trying to LOOK like artists, (which includes their slacker-pseudo-artspeak) when they should have spent that precious time actually learning how to BE artists.
Hmmmm. I see your point, though.
This fool was benching at my gym the other night, and his left shoelace was tied in a knot.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?
LOOOL WHAT A DOUCHE
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
patricio2626 wrote:
buckeye girl wrote:
So I was at the gym last weekend taking my squat opener and while I was finishing up with my accessory work, I witnessed The Squat Rack Curl.
This guy comes in and just by the way he walks into the gym, you can tell he means business.
He’s wearing his tight American Eagle tshirt that says “We Found Them–The Weapons of Mass Destruction” with arrows pointing to his arms. His hair is styled and he smells like soap/deodorant/cologne or something.
After chatting with his buddies for a little, he heads over to one of the racks. He throws on a plate and starts curling. Desecrating one of our sacred squat racks. He then finishes up and goes back to coaching the guys that were benching, but not touching their chests.
Next time he comes in, I’m going to have to show Chuck V the right way. The T-Nation way.
Yes, I witnessed this yesterday in my gym, and had to laugh out loud. I was doing deadlifts and the dude was right next to me curling away in the only squat rack in my Gold’s. I didn’t even know this was a no-no until getting on these forums, but I still wouldn’t have done this in the only freakin’ squat rack in the place.
Dude… Did you even read the last sentence of her post ?
Ummmm… yep.
And do you know who Chuck V is ?[/quote]
ROFLCOPTER
[quote]Mutu wrote:
This fool was benching at my gym the other night, and his left shoelace was tied in a knot.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?
LOOOL WHAT A DOUCHE[/quote]
OH MY GOD!!!
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
If it makes you feel better, I saw a guy doing sit ups in the squat rack.
[quote]DickBag wrote:
sailortom wrote:
just wondering what sort of unbelievable shit have you seen at your gym?
i once seen a guy SLEEPING in my gym. he was in a bed as well
[/quote]
As I recall, you INVITED me.
[quote]Mutu wrote:
This fool was benching at my gym the other night, and his left shoelace was tied in a knot.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?
LOOOL WHAT A DOUCHE[/quote]
I concur.
i saw a guy doing deadlifts in the ab station.
I’m not coming to the defense of these so-called pretty boys, but what the hell do you expect in a commercial gym?
Join a hardcore weightlifting gym. They’re reserved for Neanderthals.
(Guaranteed someone here isn’t going to get it that statement).
cro-magnon > neanderthals
[quote]Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I’ve probably posted this in the other threads, but I once saw a guy with a water bottle full of vodka at my university gym. There was a huge party on campus that night, and I guess he was getting some pre-drinking in haha. You could smell it from pretty far away. [/quote]
probably trying to lose some water weight by dehydrating(wrestling?).
I know some kid who tried this, ended up eating like 4 large bags of chips becuase he was drunk and hungry.
[quote]Da Vinci wrote:
cro-magnon > neanderthals[/quote]
according to the discovery channel.
apparently neaderthals had really short torsos and sucked at running.
and apparently cro-magno is pronounced with a spanish n
apparently neither of those things are actually apparent.
[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I’ve probably posted this in the other threads, but I once saw a guy with a water bottle full of vodka at my university gym. There was a huge party on campus that night, and I guess he was getting some pre-drinking in haha. You could smell it from pretty far away.
probably trying to lose some water weight by dehydrating(wrestling?).
I know some kid who tried this, ended up eating like 4 large bags of chips becuase he was drunk and hungry.[/quote]
i thought alcohol bloats you or is that only with beer?
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I’ve probably posted this in the other threads, but I once saw a guy with a water bottle full of vodka at my university gym. There was a huge party on campus that night, and I guess he was getting some pre-drinking in haha. You could smell it from pretty far away.
probably trying to lose some water weight by dehydrating(wrestling?).
I know some kid who tried this, ended up eating like 4 large bags of chips becuase he was drunk and hungry.
i thought alcohol bloats you or is that only with beer?[/quote]
Beer makes you strong.
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
Thomas Gabriel wrote:
I’ve probably posted this in the other threads, but I once saw a guy with a water bottle full of vodka at my university gym. There was a huge party on campus that night, and I guess he was getting some pre-drinking in haha. You could smell it from pretty far away.
probably trying to lose some water weight by dehydrating(wrestling?).
I know some kid who tried this, ended up eating like 4 large bags of chips becuase he was drunk and hungry.
i thought alcohol bloats you or is that only with beer?
Beer makes you strong.[/quote]
vouch