I believe it was Dane Cook that points out women are cerebral ninjas. They’ll fuck your mind up with a few words like it’s nothing.
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now every time you touch her with your right arm she’ll be thinking about your left
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Yep. I may have to cut that sucker off.
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she wants to do upper body next time. Not sure how I’ll work getting her to grind against me into an upper body workout, but I’ll think of something.
Being a PT’s all about problem solving, after all.
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Oh I dunno about that. You’ll come home from work early one day and catch her in bed with it!
“Honey, it’s not what it looks like I swear!”
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To which I’d respond, “Lefty! How could you?”
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My highschool did an awesome job helping us remember that. Right now it’s all about that damn unit circle and reference points, and actual values.
I have no idea when my professor is gonna bring out sohcahtoa. Since that’s all i truly remember
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Is it possible that your wife is a brilliant liar?
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Absolutely. As they say, necessity is the mother of invention.
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Straight arm lat pull downs
You’re a smart bloke, you can make it work
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I was gonna say chest-supported Rows…when the chest supported row machine is occupied.
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If you replace the dumbells with two other men, the movement essentially becomes the ski erg
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… later at a cafe:
“Husbands are easy, you just tell them what they want to hear and they turn to putty in your hands. He’s probably telling all his internet friends about how great I think his arms are. You need to keep them honest though, later I’ll tell him his skin is looking a bit dry”
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My wife recently walked past me, slapped my chest and said “nice tits”
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On the unit circle, where ‘a’ is the angle from the origin (0, 0) to any point on the unit circle’s circumference
P(x, y)
Sin(a) = y (ie how far above or below the x-axis the point is)
Cos(a) = x (ie how far to the right or left of the y-axis the point is)
Tan(a) = sin(a)/cos(a) = y/x = gradient of the line (the radius) connecting the origin and P(x, y)
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Thank you.
I do have that part in my notes. But it’s more or less when it starts to be put in some algebraic form that confuses me.
Like uhh… this example sin^2+cos^2-csc. Then it’s like Elvauate. Reciprocal and Pythagorean identities probably go somewhere in that, but when it’s like cos^2/sin thats put into some sort of equation I’m lost.
Or if it’s like the corresponding real number like pie/3, pie/4, pie/6. I know it goes like 1/2, square root 3/2, square root 2 over 2 square root 2 over 2, and square root 3 over 2, 1/2. It’s just confusing when I’m asked to evaluate.
Are you having a hard time with the order of operations?
As sin^2+cos^2=1,
Sin^2+cos^2-csc = 1- csc
We know cot is the reciprocal of tan, so cot = cos/sin. So,
Cos^2/sin = cos × (cos/sin) = coscot
Alternatively, as cos^2 + sin^2 = 1, if we divide everything by sin,
Cos^2/sin + sin = csc
Cos^2/sin = csc - sin
As csc = 1/sin
Cos^2/sin = (1-sin^2)/sin
So cos^2/sin = cos^2/sin
Not sure why you’d do all that though, unless you were asked to verify an identity.
The exact value stuff is just subbing into calculators or using your recall [ie tan(pi/6) : root 3/ 3] once you’ve rearranged the reciprocal ratios and whatnot.
Advanced Trig is so pointless it hurts tbh
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I always shed a little tear at Sirius Blacks and Dumbledores deaths. (books and movies)
No Mather how often i see/read the movies/books.
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Well, she crushed me again.
The missus and I got another couples’ massage today. On several occasions, I flinched when my masseuse–yes, the same masseuse as before–pressed upon one of several tender areas.
After the session concluded, she remarked, “You had several knots. Have you been working out?”
Yes, lady. I’ve been working out.
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