“Who’s under 80kg?”
“Who’s under 90kg?”
“Who’s under…” “Nobody is under 120kg man!!”
This was how it played out when we went to a party at a gokart centre after a training session. Technically, I was well under 120 but still funny.
Have a great day.
Parents are visiting this weekend. Dad and I were up until 5am drinking whiskey.
I was so dehydrated this morning that I woke up half a stone lighter. If I do this every day for a few days I should be shredded, right?
Or dead 
We canceled our Direct TV plan and only have the free over-the-air antenna stuff now. For the past week I’ve been watching old episodes of Home Improvement and loving every minute of it. I miss the 90s.
You lose a LOT of fat when you die though.
Your gut health improves a bunch too. The good bacteria in your GI tract multiply like crazy when you’re dead.
I like to sleep with my socks on, wut?
I like to sleep with my feet sticking out from under the covers, and it makes me crazy when my wife actually tucks the sheet and blanket under the mattress all around the bed.
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I hate that too, I don’t want my feet strapped down to the mattress thanx.
I sleep naked most times, and my husband has this habit of smothering himself with covers even though he’s obviously sweating himself silly in his sleep, so I snatch all the covers off of myself in the middle of the night. He sweats an unusual amount too and it usually gets on me, so I just give him all the covers.
I like to be ice cold when I sleep.
As silly as that guy posting about sheets limiting growth was… I woke up with a grouchy knee that hung around for a month after sleeping in a bed with super tucked in sheets at a hotel once.
Was maybe one of three times I didn’t untuck the sheets before bed.
Every woman who has slept with me gets out of the habit of sleeping naked after about 4 nights. I have no idea why 
I sleep naked and you better not wake me up. My boyfriend figure that one out after he hit the floor!
Maybe it’s a bit of self consciousness?
Self-preservation against the late night second wind, I think
I don’t know, man. I saw two dead people today. They didn’t look healthy…or less fat, @T3hPwnisher.
@Frank_C is a serial killer confirmed.
Dude, fat loss doesn’t happen overnight. Check back in 10 years. 0% bodyfat.
At least you didn’t use that scary Jack Nicholson gif! ((( shivers)))