The Flame-Free Confession Thread

@Pinkylifting
LMAO!!!

If we ever play Pictionary at some t-nation gathering I want you on my team!

S

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Haha those are the best hints! I actually went on a hunt last night and found him as well, I simply couldn’t resist…and when @kd13 called me a poor detective…well, I couldn’t let that slide.

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Lol, when @Lonnie123 posted a link to an article on post 9015 in this thread written by who I assume is our guy I thought it was a give away.

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Zombie Apocalypse in 3…2…

Chomp! Agh…

A gaggle of goose sized lions! No way I’m fightjng them.

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Miss a day or two reading this thread and you miss 100 posts

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I am hearing you. To be honest I am so for removed from all the crap that goes on in this industry. I train on my one, a friend who I trust does my program and I check in with you guys. So the person wouldn’t mean anything to me.

I saw a Twitter explosion over a white comedian using the Danny Glover “I’m too old for this shit” line from Lethal Weapon. Racially insensitive :confused: We’ve truly gone batty.

With that in mind, I bravely say the following. We have a software system at work called TIMS. There’s an asian lady in our team with a fairly thick accent. Every time she tries to say TIMS, she says TITS and it’s as funny as fuck:

“TITS isn’t up again today”
“TITS is old and needs updating”
“Do you know who’s working on the new TITS”
“Who’s managing TITS?”
“TITS needs to be mobile”

I can only nod, if I said something I’d break out laughing.

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Yeah my wife adds an extra syllable to every english word that ends with “s” like she’s speaking Pig Latin.

She very dericate little flower.

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Oddly i cant say that about my loving wife…
At her work and at times at home shes known as the H.B.I.C

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They need to alternate it weekly. That will confuse the muscles and make them grow at near Hulk transformation rates.

Try catching up for a month.

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There is a remake being filmed near my place. Look creep AF just seeing the crew or part of the set.

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I don’t mean to collect your Engrish because it is vely goowd, but its supposed to be fwower.

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OMG! You didn’t just say that!

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I did. We joke about that a little, but if I took it too far I’ll apologize and remove it.

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Just giving you shit! I have a couple of friends that spell stuff like that! This is my sanctuary to get away from it :rofl:
Of course dt’s wife may kick your ass! I dunno

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Jesus Christ please don’t lol. People are too sensitive these days.

How? She no eat! She vewy dericate little fwower!

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I’m a groomsman in a Wedding party today. Everyone’s either a powerlifter or strongman. Even though I know I’m not as big as I used to be, at only 202 lbs I’m obviously the lightest -lol

S

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