The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I have my smart ass kid response in the works:

“Did you need to learn about general relativity before you worked out it was a bad idea to jump off a cliff or did the thousands of hours falling on your ass as a kid give you enough clues?”

Still working on it.

Also going to buy fake weights and record my “850lbs” deadlift.

This is war people!!

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Maybe lifters over 6’5 you giant

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Working on it though! Yesterday was humbling. I only need to add 145 lbs to the bar and I’ll have it!

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Confession: About 6-7 years ago I ordered a can of ‘Animal Pak’ multis and it came with the iconic yellow ‘Animal’ tee, I hung that bad boy on my wall, told myself I’d take it down and put it in regular rotation once I could fill it out, it hung up there for a solid 2-3 years, with me taking it down and trying it on every 4-6 months or so, just to see where I was at, haha. Sadly, I’ve never been able to fill it out quite like their athletes.

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I do the opposite. I have a drawer full of t-shirts size large that I can wear when I lose that 30 pounds I tell myself I’m going to lose, every year for like 7 years running…

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I have a pair of 0 sized capri pants I do this with. Pisses me off!

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I have a Scotch Beef t-shirt that is way too big for me. Once I can fill it out it’ll be a hilarious sight gag, but until then I’m just a dude in a Scotch Beef t shirt.

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How the heck one fit in a size 0. It must be like a xxxxxxxxs. When I was skin and bones I could fit in a size 4 if it came with long legs. Or everything is a capri

That’s just what the tag says. All I know is that they are still loose. Ugh!

tenor

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I’m bustin’ out of all my t-shirts, bro. Of course, I shop at the Baby Gap, so…

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I buy regular sized shirts but they shrink in the dryer.

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(from the John Rain series of books, recommended by @idaho )

Some poet: “We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started, and know the place for the first time.”

Sums up all the newbie threads for sure. (and 99% of the 5/3/1 threads LOL!!!)

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I think I will keep my shirt size to myself…

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Looks like he could have lost some more.

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I’m going on a date with a PE teacher from my school. She cannot understand why I don’t weigh 200+ at 6’1".

Guess I gotta eat.

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Damn right!

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Is this scandal material? Lol

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I was just flicking through the rate my physique threads and noticed flip say someone who is 90kg is small…christ i have never felt smaller in my life :joy:

I took a nap (trying to wake up earlier than normal- 5:30/6:30), slept through dinner and now it’s 2:44 am