And that is how it’s done. A bit of a foray into the personal life of @The_Myth without revealing much detail. Yet I was drawn into every verse, anticipating the next delivery of mental painting a true master of verbiage can deliver.
Or in the language of the melinneials… cool story bro.
Are you a writer? If not…you should be.
Lol, I fancy myself one. Published a few times, edumacated to be one, but really, just a hack wannabe.
Sorry but you can’t just say you shit yourself (twice!) without some detail around it!
Not if you have been published!
Was this intentional?
Not being a dick, but educated would have worked better. I do like the wordplay, fucking with the language, but was just curious about your intent.’
Bro, really?
Edumacated, complimicated, lol.
When I went to Sabin, which was way fucking Ghezzeto, we always fuzucked with the lazanguage.
Most of my frizends were blazack, and wezee chazanged ezverythizing to mazake isit fuzucked uzup.
Guess you missed out on that in Beazverseton.
Guess you also missed out on getting your lunch money taken away, getting assaulted in the bathrooms, and getting your ass kicked because you’re white.
Your loss,
When you’re 6’3" as a freshman and weigh over 200lbs, you don’t get assaulted much. lol
Did it hurt to write this?
How tall were you in first grade? Because I was in the lunch room with eighth graders when I was in first grade.
So, when you are seven, have a six foot, 190 pound black man, and it was a man, tell you to give him your lunch money, when you are seven, how’s that for messed up?
Didn’t hurt me at all. I got skillz like dat.
Geez man, what elementary school did you go to?
Sabin, in 1968 to 1976, Bro, you have no idea.
Two kids had twins in seventh grade. A kid brought a gun to assassinate the Principal.
Not for nothing, but it didn’t matter how big you were.
I cannot tell you how many “honkys” came to my school, and disappeared in less than a week.
My first wife went to Aloha. She had no idea about Sabin.
We fed into Grant, in the 70’s.
PS - not directed at you, or anybody else, but it was a really tough school.
I’m benching in a bench that’s way too low, using a pair of squat stands that pretty much look like they’re going to fall apart any second. Not to mention the fact that the barbell’s collars are so smooth that it’s pretty much impossible to use them without lockjaw collars unless you want the plates sliding off the bar.
I gotta say, this feels not safe in the slightest yet somehow, I can’t give a rat’s ass. If I died as a result of being stapled to the bench by 185, then so be it. Probably deserve the death.
Quick question for you young 'uns: I follow my gym on Insta. A few women who I recognize from the gym are “recommended” by IG. Do I need to ask them irl if it’s ok to follow them?
I have no idea if any guys from my gym are recommended because all the profile pics are cartoon characters and shit.
I wouldn’t have thought so, unless you want to stand out for whatever reason.
No, not at all. It just feels kind of intrusive to me. Presumptuous even.
I think if your profile is public then random follows are to be expected. If it’s private then that’s a different story.
Also worth checking if they have a handful of followers or thousands for more clues as to their likely reaction.
Thank you, I really don’t want to be “That guy”
I think the kids nowaday’s send a direct message saying “send nudes”
Could always give that a try.
I like it. You know, really show them how cool I really as opposed to some lurker at their gym that now follows them on IG.
Is “little lady” too formal as in, “you best not be picking that tire up by yourself, little lady” ?
I thought you meant little lady send nudes, not sure about that but it’s your call.
Some great tips in this video