The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Spend a day at the gym following them around in real life first. If they’re OK with that, they probably won’t mind you following them online.

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That’s how i addressed my wife the first time I met her.

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Oh hell to the naw… not only can the man spit perfect lines, but he can drizzle with the nizzle.

Word game on point my brizzother fromz anothar mother.

Bout to get lit up n hure.

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Im sorry it didnt work out

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Lucky I remembered to bring my club. Dragging her back to the cave was the hard part.

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The OG strongman event. Along with mammoth wrestling and surviving the winter.

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Would have been easier if you warmed up…

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He had one of those ARX™ clubs.

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I certainly don’t thinks of myself as anything special, but you gotta shake you’re head at the balls of some to host a “strong and lean” clinic when they’ve famously never been either.

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Swallowed a good 2000 calories in McDonald’s today, delighted with how it went frankly.

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I now use the term Boss anymore…fuck shows I long I have been with her. Excuse me while I ask if I can be allowed just to look at my balls in her purse.

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I think there should be a limit to how many times someone is allowed to post a thread in the coaches’ subforums on here in a 6 month period.

I see the same people badgering guys like Thibs and Paul Carter constantly and can’t help but think that they should leave them the fuck alone for a little while and go lift weights instead.

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Watching the Mets game and they’re talking about how Cespedes can squat 1,000lbs. :man_facepalming:t2::man_facepalming:t2: Fucking reporters.

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But how else am I going to find out if I can substitute tricep press downs for benching in my 531/Crossfit hybrid program while on a vegan warrior diet to prepare for a marathon?P.S. Been training hardcore for 2 yearz, lol. YOLO.

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“I mean like, not all at once of course”

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“Without warming up, too”

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Dude, I could TOTALLY do 1000lb squat eccentrics. Completely ATG too.

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I mean, I could probably do 2,000lb eccentric. I’m only good for one rep, though.

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This ^

I sit here and laugh, thinking about how Wendler must want to stab his eyeballs out with an ice pick by now!

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