I find many of my Celtic friends to have a much better grasp of the language, and the world, than most of my “friends.”
I had a buddy, Bill, from Edinburgh, but originally Scot, not unlike our resident intellectual @Yogi1 , who was a regular at the bar directly across from my pro shop counter at the illustrious Eaglewood GC.
Eaglewood was a par 28 (better than a par 3, we had one par 4) located between five apartment complexes in Orlando.
Bill showed up every morning for a coffee with a New York Times in his hands, and had himself a shot or two of Jack with his coffee.
Bill was ruddy of complexion, and had the patience and bearing of a man who had traveled.
If you toddled into our little paradise, you would have thought him a drunk, sitting at an apartment bar associated with a par three golf course that was withering away, which it surely was.
If you spoke to Bill, you would have realized the depth and breadth of his knowledge and travel.
He sold chemicals. Not to moms and pops, but to multi nationals, the big fuckers, and he had homes on several different continents. One of them happened to be a two bedroom apartment in our little ghetto community in Orlando.
If you took the time to have a cup of coffee with him, you would realize that you were truly in the presence of greatness.
And he would say shit like conversate, rather than converse.
And I was blessed to be the golf pro at that little neighborhood ghetto golf course.