Well that’s good because if you did then someone would be offended. 
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Australian piss water.
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Who in Foster’s name is Pauline?
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Only the most annoying sounding female politician in Australia.
@khangles @I_Luc @MarkKO @guineapig @Irishman92 @anon96032531 @kleinhound @j4gga2 Thought you would appreciate this lol
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So the ERP system at work just deleted thousands of entry lines when I tried to close the year. I have an audit Monday. Gonna be a 16 hour day at least.
Eating a donut because why the hell not.
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Donuts for Brain Gains = Science
Well, that sucks. #SAPforLIFE
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Damn… can you start drinking when you hit the normal quitting time? I think it’s only fair.
I have “the short shorts” for training legs or doing strongman event days. They are high enough to expose the only portion of my legs with any real sort of development.
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“Imma show these bitches my quads, bitches love quads”
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“When training legs, I always wear the same ‘leg’ pants. When chest is on the agenda, I don my ‘chest’ hat. I always wear the same top to a delt workout. Those sartorial touches help to give further emphasis to the upcoming workout. Having my ‘leg’ pants on makes me zone in even more on the agonies to come.” - Dorian Yates.
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Confession: I’m low-to-moderate germaphobic in general. Get skeeved out if someone hands me a glass I was going to drink from or if they smell my food (like, nose over my plate :sniff: “oh that smells so good!”), etc. But I have no problem rolling with dudes while training BJJ and have no major hesitation sharing a (reasonably) sweaty bench or bar in the gym.
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This is how I feel about my lifting gear. (Belt, knees sleeves, squat shoes) this is literally the reason I program some kind of lower body/explosive movement into every training session; so I have an excuse to wear my gear for every workout, because I’m not gonna be the guy that gets kitted up just to bench and do curls lol.
My lifting shirt for most of the summer was none. It was great. I started wearing a shirt again towards the end because I was slowly eliminating rest periods, therefor significantly upping my sweat production, and keeping the bar on my back for squats was getting a bit harrowing even with chalk.
FF Confession:
When writing an email at work I will very clearly type “see attached” but almost immediately forget to attach the file i was referencing.
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Has anyone gone to a trampoline park with a weighted vest? I am very seriously contemplating it
Got into a short friendly convo with one of the morning hotties.
When I see the other half today, I will slightly exaggerate the story to make it seem much more flirty whilst making myself out to be too stupid to realise.
You need to keep them on their toes because:
- gal says she wants a guy who doesn’t play games
- guy makes rookie mistake and interperts this literally
- gal slowly (actual speed depends on level of crazy) shifts into full retard mode
- guy plays games, as above
- woman moves slight back to normality
- guy learns lesson (hopefully)
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To quote Robert Hooke;
F= k delta (x)
Where k is the spring tension of the trampoline, and delta x represents your compound leg fractures.
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I try to avoid going where people gather with those things as they look like bomb vests.
Ditto government buildings.
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Man, just when you think this thread has everything, someone drops Hooke’s law.
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