I have a phobia of live fish. Not kidding. Nothing else scares me other than fish.
Naww, but they all just want to be loved:
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Now there’s a stupid idea that might be worth adding to the bucket list. 
Me too. I saw them back in 1998. There’s nothing more nightmarish than thousands of wanna-be hippies wandering around on hallucinogens and nitrous oxide, pretending that they are tuned in to something profound. As if the keys to the universe are somewhere inside 25 straight minutes of meandering guitar noodling.
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While we’re on the subject,
Dave Mathews Band sucked too.
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LMAO! I’ve never been into either band. Phish’s funk jams were pretty cool, that’s about all.
After learning that people who are homophobic are most likely homosexuals and that people that are transphobic are most likely transgender, I am now deathly afraid of people that are arachnophobic.
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That would make me Kanye West without the gay.
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Gay Fish, Y’all!
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Does this commercial help?
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Of course I get it! I’m a lyrical wordsmith, motherfucker!
Seriously, I’m in awe of those South Park guys. How do they come up with all this shit lol?
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If I did that I would book the ambulance up front. I took the kids to one last year, took one bounce and when I landed my ankle gave way, my foot folded under and I hit the ground like I’d been shot by a sniper!!!
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Happened to a friend, luckily he only sprained it, but I should be OK, start off taking it easy, I go twice a week with my daughter so not in bad shape, I also spoke to the manager today and he said that he has no problem me doing it, the trampolines are supposed to be low shock so he thinks I’ll be fine
I haven’t…but I read this in the ‘Off Topic’ section…
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At times… I just feel like going back and staying in the over 35 forum .
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Confession: I only just heard Despacito the whole way through a couple of weeks ago and it’s an absolute banger that I keep listening to.
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Green tea ice crea… sesame ice cream…
These things are a practical joke right?
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Fed up with my wife dealing with trash she has to deal with as HR at her work. Getting very concerned about employees becoming violent when she terminates them. I’m in the process of purchasing a stun gun for her to have. I just hope that I don’t piss her off that she uses it on me.
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She should never, ever terminate people alone. Not even because of violence solely, but in order to have a witness so someone can’t say she threatened them or fired them for being a member of a protected class.
And never in a room with only 1 way out. Always a conference room with 2 doors.
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I have similar concerns (wife is a social worker) but unfortunately down under a stun gun or other weapon isn’t possible.
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