a little google foo says the max user weight is 350lbs. This kid was looked to me about 175? So definitely exceeding the weight standards.
I would have laughed myself to tears if it had popped
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Please video next time. If you get caught and tossed in jail i’ll bail you out brother.
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Confession: I left work early because my wife’s favorite chicken broke it’s beak. Ran to the store and bought infant Tylenol, and things to mend it.
So, ya. I have kids too.
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Was surprised today when I saw a video of my youngest son benching 200x10@165 at his school. Hmmm maybe it’s time for me to work with him a little 
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My wife has the damn flu☣ She’s been projectile vomiting for two days. I’m tempted to sleep on the couch for my own self preservation!
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I would have been out of there at the first sign of illness lol
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Yep. My wife and I aren’t sensitive. If one of us heads down that road then we split up. The sick one gets the bedroom since there’s a small bathroom attached. The other one takes the couch until it’s all clear.
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You guys do know that most viruses incubate for days before you get symptoms? People are infectious before they’re “sick”. So unless you avoid your wife at all times she’s an infection risk.
That’s my default position, yes.
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I tend to get flamed in real life when I explain my view on this, but you guys seem rather understanding so here goes:
I’m irritated when it comes down to the whole, “sexual equality” thing. Not concerning business and actual paychecks because I do see some spots in the economy concerning men vs women getting paid that can always do with some fixing, but no not that.
I’m talking about the whining, complaining women who feel they are being denied “freedom”, just because they see more men having the ability to freely sling their dicks around. “Meh. Wha wha wah wah!! I wanna be able to do that without being called a slut”.
Personally I don’t care if you’re a woman or man, if you’re having to spend money on damn near weekly visits to the doctor to make sure you haven’t contracted something, as a consequence of “exploring your sexuality”, it’s a possibility you may need to either keep your legs closed, or keep your member in your pants. Same way a woman can be defined as a slut, so can a man.
I think people, espeacially my age are getting sexual exploration mixed up with sexual promiscuity, and there’s a good reason why having a single partner has its benefits. Call me a youngster still holding on to traditional beliefs, I don’t care. And this whole notion of brushing sex off like it’s nothing is absolutely retarded. Humans are rather wired to enjoy sex, and welcome all the warm and tender emotions that accompany it, which is why I sometimes have no sympathy for people who complain of a broken heart, but are chasing after a handful of different people at the same time. Some people scoff at marriage or long term relationships, but that same person after years of bouncing from person to person is ravenous by now for stability. And after years the realize that, but at what cost?
People my age make sex out to be something straight out of a fairy tale, or comic book, or anime show. It’s fucking not. Someone isn’t gonna feel like putting work, there will be weird squishy noises, someone’s gonna have to use the bathroom, someone is gonna get off while the other isn’t, but I find it a problem when people broadcast very general issues a lot of people face, because then you have masses of women pointing the finger at masses of men who are more than willing to educate themselves on the female body, but never get the chance, but everyone is so socially awkward nowadays, and communicating needs seems like a step under shooting themselves in the foot, when I look at social interactions among younger and even older couples.
You’re no less of woman if you wish to ask for something to be done a certain way in the bedroom, and you’re no less of a man if you have to ask what doing this or that does for the person you’re with.
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Spot on.
What in Pauline’s name is fosters??
Well, I wouldn’t assign a gender thing to this. If you get a woman who isn’t doing it for you and you suggest something… goddamn! It’s like you have ripped their vagina out and blended it wity battery acid.
Well you can put whatever pronoun you wish in there. I’m not the end all be all when I say stuff. Whatever concept of gender or lacktherof is for the person to decide, myself included.
And I’ll edit to say in a general sense. If I’ve been given the task of calling someone whatever they wish for me to call them I have no problem. But Hypothetical person is not here, so I just generalized. I’ve always preferred to call someone by their name anyways.
And there may or may not be a problem with someone’s confidence if their immediate action is defense.
I’ve learned it’s no ones fault, and it’s a two way street. If someone wishes to ask for something, then ask. If someone feels a bit underachived because someone asked something of them, a bit of encouragement from the other seems well due.
FF confession: I didn’t know what a pronoun really was until trannies and Facebook
I’m waiting for Facebook to teach me about adverbs
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Easily done
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Yes I’m aware of the incubation time and more than likely she probably already infected me days ago.
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Do you guys ever get that feeling when your brain says you’re hungry but your stomach says otherwise? I have this feeling 172.68% of the time.
Nope. Im literally hungry 30 minutes after eating a big meal 
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Yes, but I’m not going to guarantee that I get it by spending extra time with her. I just run away and hope for the best.
Oddly enough one of us always escapes. My wife and I have never fallen victim to the same awful stomach bug at the same time. It’s like God spares one person in the house to take care of the rest.