The Flame-Free Confession Thread

Don’t you Down Under Bros eat at Outback Steakhouse all the time? That shit is Bonzer!

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Saw a guy squatting on a Bosu ball at the gym today. Thought he was an idiot. Then he worked up to 225 x 5 while still on the Bosu Ball, and honestly I couldn’t help but be impressed. Id eat the floor trying the do that.

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Is that the full ball or half ball? And If its the half ball, what side was he standing on?

It’s entirely possible to be strong, coordinated, but still an idiot.

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Outback Steakhouse doesn’t even exist here, it was founded by an American who never actually travelled to Australia…

We have Hog’s Breath Café though, and that’s the shit

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My entire world just crumbled.

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Makes sense since it’s overly “Outback”. They don’t put anything about America on the Applebees or McDonald’s signs.

But I think everyone knows McDonald’s is American. I’m pretty sure we set the tone for being fat and super sized meals.

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You’all also have yellowtail wine and fosters and that’s shit.

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On my phone your avatar looks like your head on a woman’s body who is wearing a tight, white dress. :laughing:

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I think you’re just trying to intimidate everybody with your enormous pizza.

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That’s why Fosters almost never appears down here. Yellowtail is a different story. My wife loves their merlot.

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Any wine I can buy for less than $15/bottle makes me nervous… let alone an imported wine at less than $5/bottle.

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Quite. I like wine, in theory. Like scotch. It’s only theoretical because I don’t have the budget for what I consider acceptable wine and scotch.

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Why are all the good scotches so damn expensive???

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Being childless helps considerably with this. You have diaper money, I have monthly scotch money.

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Imagine producing a product and not being able to make any money off it for 18+ years. Meanwhile, you are paying to store it, keep it at a consistent temperature and, in some cases, put it on a barge or, even a rocket to the moon.

Edited: for you grammar nazis that would of asked about a barge to the moon.

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half ball, standing on the ball side.

dumb but impressive

Nappies aren’t so bad. Childcare down under, however…

Luckily he starts school this year.

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Bottles in Venice could be had as low as 2-3 euro and they were delicious. I’m not a big wine drinker so I’m sure they were low end, but they tasted good and made the evenings quite merry.

WHAT?

How can a bosu handle that structurally?!?

You should have asked for that guys autograph. Hes going places!