Don’t get me started on Paw Patrol. No educational value whatsoever and no entertainment value either. All they learned is that everyone is helpless.
Luckily we’ve moved on to cooler stuff (Warner Brothers). Can’t wait till they can watch Indiana Jones and John Wayne movies.
Seen my share of paw patrol. Luckily it didn’t stick nor did PJ Masks for the most part. Thank god.
My lil man is starting to get into Spiderman, which is sweet.
I also use my kid to cover for playing stuff out that I haven’t been able to do since I was a kid… errr I mean, I love how creative kids can be. 
I don’t even try to hide it. But I also love imparting my bizarre sense of humor on my kid and watching it frustrate my wife.
I bought my kid some cheap knight action figure toys to play with. They don’t stand up well, because they are cheap pieces of crap, and you have to finesse them JUST right. My kid wanted to know why they don’t stand, and I explained that they didn’t have vaccinations in the feudal era and that the knights are all suffering from polio.
My wife then came by, having not heard the conversation and asked my kid if she was having problems with the knights. My kid said “Yeah, they don’t stand too good; they have polio.”
I couldn’t stop laughing.
This is incredible
that’s the best thing i’ve heard in a while haha
That’s the kind of stuff our young bloke says 
Crying laughing in my car.
Having the house full of Halloween candy is the ultimate test of dietary will power. I’ve lost 7lbs this week and I’m trying super hard not to fuck it up lol
Halloween candy has no caloric content when (and only when) it is consumed on Halloween night.
A fact, little known but absolutely true.
… shouldn’t you be driving in your car?
just had left the gym and got on while my arm pump faded. If i try to grab the seatbelt too soon after lifting, I’ll cramp up
What possesses a man to superset split squats and RDLs in his first leg day after two weeks out?!
I don’t reckon it’s about using TV as an educational tool. I find kids are naturally curious to find out how things work so they are drawn to programs that tell them information about the world they live in. I don’t see it as educating them, but more entertainment that tells them something useful. They get enough education from kinder, school and reading time with mum and dad as it is.
Another 0cal secret: When you continue to cut and eat small slivers off of the remaining pieces of pizza until it is gone. Boom, 0cals.
Lol same works if you put one slice on top of another you only get the calories of one slice.!!!
Can I be your son please?
I’m already going broke just trying to feed me. Pretty soon we’re going to expand our raiding parties to the neighbor’s fridge.
PREACHHHHH
I checked out my abs in a mirror in the gym today