The Flame-Free Confession Thread

I love it too, I also love The Hitcher

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Pitch Perfect is pretty fucking acca-awesome.

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Well I’ll try not to pass judgement as I haven’t seen it… Buuuuut I’m kinda judging :wink:

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Tomorrow for halloween, im going to go to the gym in halloween costume lol. The gyms all decorated in halloween stuff as well

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Sexy nurse?

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Pics or it didn’t happen.

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I agree. The only thing cuter than Anna Kendrick is a box full of kittens wearing bow ties.

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When she starts talking accounting in “The Accountant”

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@countingbeans knows what I’m talking about amirite??

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Misleading statistic. The kittens could all be dead and decomposing, and they’d still be cuter that Anna Kendrick.

FF of course.

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Flame free: I don’t watch movies. Ohshit! Or tv. Ohshit! I’m trying to get my wife to end our Netflix subscription. Ohhhhhhhshit!
As a result, I have no idea what most of the movies/references in this thread mean. I used to watch movies and tv like a fiend.

I think the last movie I saw in a theater was Aragon. (Early date with then-girlfriend/now-wife) It sucked. Must have really sucked because I swore to never pay money to see a movie again.

I saw Jurassic park a few years ago when it was re-released and I got a free pass. It sucked waaaaay worse than I remember as a kid. Total cheese.

I did catch parts of lion king while my kids were seeing it for the first time. I gotta say: that’s a badass movie; I always hated it as a kid, now I think it’s life-changing. Frozen? “haaaated-it!”

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“Eragon” was an amazing book that got turned into a shit movie. They literally cut half the book out and replaced it with prepubescent angst and shitty acting.

Yes, I’m salty. It was one of my favorite book series as a kid and they ruined it. I was |---------| that close to burning the theatre down.

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Read the series for the first time at 25 and thought it was fantastic.

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Aw come on…

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You do know the Lion King and Frozen have the same plot Right?

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Crazy how out of shape some people are, man. The hotel I work in has 2 flights of stairs, and people freak out about it.

Like, if some little 90 year old lady has a huge bag I’ll carry that shit up the stairs for her no question. I’d do that even if I didn’t work in the hotel; it’s just good manners, but I’m talking people in their 30s or even in their 20s! Not to generalise but it’s mostly Americans. Take that how you will.

I’ve started getting kinda snarky about it too. Like, some fat fuck’ll look at the two flights of stairs (only 2! What’s the big deal?) and ask if there’s an elevator, and the conversation goes like:

Fat them - Is there an elevator?
Ripped, sexy me - No, sir; there’s no elevator.
Fat them - Well that’s not very good, is it?
RSM - Oh I’m sorry, sir. We have disabled access rooms on the ground floor. Did you request one of them when you made your booking?
Fat them - No, I’m not disabled!

And then they realise that even though I can’t say it out loud, what’s going unsaid is me being like “if you’re not disabled then you get your fat ass up those stairs.”

I get that not everyone cares about achieving the Grecian ideal, but jesus christ you should at least be able to locomote your fucking body, particularly when you’re young.

(How cool a word is “locomote”?)

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Jesus, man, I had just finished a baconator. Get off my back!

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I have a second rant, might as well get it out too:

I don’t understand people who go to the gym day in, day out and don’t improve. Like, something should always be improving. Strength, endurance, body composition, whatever.

If that were me, I’d give up. Why waste your time doing something you get no better at? I just don’t understand the mindset.

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thank you for introducing me to the Baconator

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