They make compression shorts that small?
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That’s a great idea! Give it that double edged one that the kungfu guy with the red head used and watch it do the Death Roll!
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There was that guy who rescue-swam a damn black bar back to shore. Most can only dream of that level of badassery.
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Lmao yes sir
I wouldn’t even need to choke a monkey. I’d slap the 
out of one. I could easily out box a monkey, they have no foot work.
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I’m loving the ever loving hell out of this exchange. I clearly need to hit the gym before I start munching potato chips and over-posting memes. Oh. Wait.
This is a survivor of a chimp attack.
Joe Rogan has talked multiple times about how a chimp would maul him and any other human. He’s pretty well trained in combat sports.
I’m assuming you’re either silly or have no comprehension of the difference in strength. I wish you luck in all animal related battle.
I’ve participated in steer wrestling before. It’s pretty fun. Gotta love living in the middle of nowhere.
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That’s a female.
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This exchange reminds me of the old “100 people versus a bear” thread from YEARS ago, a true T-Nation classic.
And it peeled her face off. A chimp contains an agression, lack of restraint, and desire to survive all of which are so potent you cannot comprehend it. I wish you luck if you ever find yourself intoxicated at a zoo and decide to test your theory.
This whole time, I have been imagining “bear” to mean a muscular and hairy man of certain sexual preferences. It makes things a lot funnier.
That said, if those 100 men are all Mike Tyson, the bear is screwed.
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I laughed so god damn hard when I read this.
Brady, I pretty sure you know this but I still gotta put it out there… I’m 90% sure that @liftbear is joking.
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She probably didn’t fight back. Animals don’t respect weakness and can smell fear. I guarantee one solid punch to the chimps forehead will have it thinking twice about showing some restraint.
My neighbors rottweiler attacked me once. Their dog got loose and when it saw me it started growling then ran straight towards me. I didn’t budge from my position, and when it got close enough I upper cutted it right in the jaw and sent it running with its tail between its legs
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In high school, I was pretty sure if I shot a double leg takedown on a fire-hydrant, I’d rip it out of the ground.
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Taking potential trolls seriously is fun.
Throwing an uppercut without a hook to set up is the mark of an amatuer and does not bode well for your success. Next time, clinch and throw a shovel hook to the liver. Then, when the ref is separating you, slam your head into his eyebrow.
You got this champ.
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But what if the bear had clavicle lengthening surgery?
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you must be 3 feet tall to uppercut a dog.
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Same here. Along with “chimps have no footwork”.
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