Amen! Preach.
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A chimpanzee would annihilate you. A bear could maul 3-5 chimps with ease.
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What about a bear sized chimpanzee? Could it take on 3-5 chimp sized bears?
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I would be interested in a battle between a chimpanzee and a bear (adult, but sized down) equal in weight. Claws could be a big advantage.
I think to make it really fair, the fight should be underwater. The chimp is armed with a shark, while the bear gets to use a crocodile.
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This is turning rather epic quickly.
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Just wait until we introduce lava and broken glass into the equation.
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Have we decided the bodyweight coefficient standards? I wouldn’t want a large but fat crocodile against a lean but weaker shark.
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Also, do we have a below surface time limit? One weapon has gills, the other does not.
On the off chance you are serious, have you ever had a 200 pound man in a choke hold in a no-holds-barred fight? If yes, then have you ever been forcibly punched repeatedly in the nutsack by said man while in a choke hold? If yes, then imagine 300 extra pounds on that man, a roughly 3 foot around neck, with razor sharp claws at the end of each “finger” repeatedly slapping and clawing at you every step of the way with some of those shots being targeted at, you guessed it, your ball sack. Good luck on your fight though.
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I went to a party that served water as well as alcohol, hmmm what pussies!
Will the shark have a frickin’ laser attached to it’s head?
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Confession time… I’m just never going to do barbell hip thrusts. I don’t care if it gives me dat ass or not
Also I’m beginning to question how hard I really want to train my legs in total. Having a toddler than is learning to walk and wants to be picked up all the time from the ground is making me reconsider how cool crippling leg soreness is. Bike sprints and low volume squats/SLDL might be the may to go for me.
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My physique is nothing to write home about, but for some reason -be it due to perspective or illusion or whatever, when I do dips or face pulls my arms look hu-fucking-mungous. I make sure I have a clear line-of-sight to the mirror for added ego boost when I do these.
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Username checks out 
I did them for about 2 months earlier this year. Pump felt great, and got some decent glute gains out of it but not something I would ever do long term.
I went to a brewery for dinner tonight and didn’t get any alcohol even though I did not have to drive afterwards.
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My shark has eject-able teeth that are controlled by tendrils. They shoot out like a swarm of razor sharp squid, darting around its foe eviscerating it from multiple angles.
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What kind of a brewery is this? 
If the shark is getting frickin’ laser beam eyes then the bear’s croc ought to have a frickn’ light saber. It just seems fair. Now, if only crocs had opposable thumbs, but I guess that’s the croc’s fault for not thinking this through . . .
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I wear one size too small compression shorts with my junk placed perfectly when I squat just to make training awkward for people around me.
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