Ok ladies and gents, I see a lot of you talking about eating (like a body builder) is expensive and time consuming (to cook) etc. so I will share one of my secrets with you.
Set up a FA Network at work. Yes you heard it correctly, a Food Alert Network. The below Network is the one I have set up at the company I work for.
Needed: An office job in a company. Phone/e-mail or IM of some sort. Cronies spread througout the company. Insiders ranging from administrators/secretaries, front desk lady and an IT insider.
First rule: You are the general so dont let anyone fuck with your network. I have found that being bigger than everyone else is a helpful tool in establishing your network.
Now start handing out capo assignments to your buddies on different floors and have them use their connections to recruit soldiers.
Whenever there is a meeting planned that has catered lunches/dinners etc for appreciation/retirements/client visits/work shops/ and lunch time meetings, your network ought to know about it. This is where your sources and insiders come into play.
When the meeting ends, an FA will be send out via your communication tool of choice and filtered down through your network. The FA should contain what kind of food there is and where it will be. Sometimes these sneaky bastards will try to move it to the cantine on the hush so you must be on your p’s and q’s at all times. Location, location, location!
Since you are at the top of the network, you are guaranteed free grub (send out the email after you get yours if you concerned about quantity of food available). Just get your ass in gear as soon as the FA hits so the other vulgars outside of the network dont get to your food first. You would not believe how much free food you will get on a regular basis.
You can purchase a compact fridge and microwave to keep in your cubicle for under a 100 bucks. Keep some tupperware at the gig and stock up during the good alerts and feast all day!!
Any comments or questions?
AA