I have ate four prime rib steaks, all weighing 1 pound or a little greater in one sitting.
On cheat days, why the fuck do you all eat sweets and stuff?
I get really sick if I even eat a large blizzard from dairy queen. I am thinking I might be hypo-glycemic or something though.
I honeslty crave meat and taters, and couldn’t really care one way or the other about sweets.
[quote]CU AeroStallion wrote:
There’s an all you can eat sushi place out here, I’ve figured out that I can put away the absolute most sushi possible if I do either a large Oly workout or some big time squats or deadlifts (heavy, and for at least an hour).
Anyways, I’ve yet to go in there and see anyone outlast me, which is sad considering I’m a scrawny little fuck who eats every 2-3 hours anyways.[/quote]
You have my props.
Anyone that can eat raw fish has my props. Anyone that prides themselves on being able to eat the most raw fish has my props.
However-come to kansas.
We have places like the sirloin stockade and golden corral, wich are all you can eat Chicken pork and BEEF.
In fact, i think the EAT BEEF and beef-its whats for dinner sayings might have originated in kansas.
Our family actually has a saying that if it aint beef, it aint meat.
Cheat day is a good day god bless it
As a part of my college kineseology class we chronicled our average caloric intake for three days. I was dieting down at the time so I figured I would end up around 5000 or so, (I’m a highly metabolic bastard). my total caloric intake for three days was slightly over 30,000, making my average dieting caloric intake 10,000. I framed the fricken worksheet. That got me thinking, I had ballooned up from 240 to 300 pounds the year before training for competitive eating and powerlifting, so what was my caloric intake during that time? I figured out a typical day for me during that time, and I was consuming around 30,000 to 50,000 calories daily for almost a full semester. So all you pansy ectomorphs who whine “I can’t gain weight” can suck my big fat dick.
after a post-season football game in high school our coaches took us to a steak buffet, I put down 11 12 ounce ribeyes and a few pieces of salad (cause after all ya gots ta get your veggies!) and would’ve eaten more, but by then the coaches decided we should go home. all in about an hour
I have personally closed down buffets, 7 or so plates of chinese food stacked as high as they would go.
33 hotdogs in competition.
though not volume related I’ve eaten 7 saltines in under a minute, and drank one gallon of whole milk in under a minute.
100 dollars in free taco bell food (wound up with an ass load of coupons for free crap only had to pay 10 bucks or so) took about 2 1/2 hours
When training for eating comps I would train three times weekly, eating volume in 12 minutes, eating calories in 12 minutes and actual competition style eating, for volume days I could put down a large watermelon and two bags of microwave popcorn with enough water to choke it down in 12, volume I could eat 2 1/2 pounds of cheese and half a gallon of heavy cream in 12, and in training I one time ate 38 hotdogs, 60 boneless chicken wings, and 1 1/2 gallons of chili, all on separate occasions.
To train jaw strength I?d eat pound bags of frozen tootsie rolls, or three or more big hunks, (my record is five big hunks in one sitting, then my jaws completely gave out).
I am truly a god of gluttony.
This amazing feat was witnessed by 3 unbiased individuals.
Any of you that read some of my posts know I’m a recovering addict of the Chinese Buffet. On April 18 of 2005 I had a relapse. I remember the date because it was my uncles birthday and I treated him to dinner. On that rainy night a feat of impossibility that I will probably never be able to repeat was performed. After heaping plate #6 I was near the maximal load of food my abused stomach could hold. I was no longer eating for hunger, my $8.50 worth or enjoyment. I was eating strictly for personal achievement. That night I gourged 7 heaping plates of chinese food(mostly general taos chicken and various steak/chicken stir frys) which was an estimated 9.5 lbs of food. It was a bitter-sweet feat because I doubt I’ll ever be able to hold down that much low-quality food again. This was one of the only times since I started bodybuilding that I didn’t eat 2 hours later and had to skip a meal. Everytime someone mentions a buffet this night comes up. Wish I had pics.
[quote]darkbob wrote:
I figured out a typical day for me during that time, and I was consuming around 30,000 to 50,000 calories daily for almost a full semester. [/quote]
Dude c’mon.
I’m pretty sure if you add up all the caloric values of food I have at my house any given day it doesn’t hit 50,000 KCals
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.
I can eat 50 egss.
My family ownes a pizza shop so this was my binge last summer:
12 buffalo wings
chicken parm sandwich
1/2 a Large 5-meat topping pizza
milk
water
and some fries
…that night was interesting for the toilet.
[quote]Joel Marion wrote:
Ok, all bragging rights go to me with a grand total of 1650g of carbs today (and the funny thing is, I didn’t even try!)
1 package of fat free Fig Newtons
1 box of Frosted Cheerios
1 loaf of Wonder Cinnamon Raisin Bread
5, 12oz ground beef and rice burritos
1/2 gallon of skim milk
1/2 gallon of grape juice
1 gallon of crystal light
I had no idea I ate that many carbs until I totaled things up at the end of the day; I should probably count a little earlier next time.
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Holy crap! That’s awesome!
[quote]tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.[/quote]
You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow
[quote]CU AeroStallion wrote:
There’s an all you can eat sushi place out here, I’ve figured out that I can put away the absolute most sushi possible if I do either a large Oly workout or some big time squats or deadlifts (heavy, and for at least an hour).
Anyways, I’ve yet to go in there and see anyone outlast me, which is sad considering I’m a scrawny little fuck who eats every 2-3 hours anyways.[/quote]
Man, where is this all you can eat sushi place? I can eat about $80 worth of nigiri all by myself and then people who come with me, they can’t finish theirs so they pile it up on my plate. Also, I love to eat KFC, a whole bucket will do me nicely!and then the corn on the cob from there…mmmm-mmmm-mmmmmmmmm.
[quote]Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.
You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow[/quote]
that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.
[quote]darkbob wrote:
drank one gallon of whole milk in under a minute.
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There are so many areas of your post that I call bullshit on but this is the one I wanted to single out. You are absolutely a liar. This is humanly impossible unless you count that 2/3rd of the gallon spilled around you.
I’m sure you can eat a lot. But this post smelled of pure bullshit.
[quote]tveddy wrote:
Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.
You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow
that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.[/quote]
96 12 ounce beers?
from what i weighed before i had thanksgiving dinner i gained 10 pounds from it
[quote]randman wrote:
darkbob wrote:
drank one gallon of whole milk in under a minute.
There are so many areas of your post that I call bullshit on but this is the one I wanted to single out. You are absolutely a liar. This is humanly impossible unless you count that 2/3rd of the gallon spilled around you.
I’m sure you can eat a lot. But this post smelled of pure bullshit.[/quote]
It’s bullshit. We used to do this for hazing in my frat. There’s a phsycial reactioh the human body has with milk, and it’s only possible to chug so much. And even then your intestines will literally feel like someone is taking them and tying them in knows. (especially if you’re forced to do a naked relay race after, culminating in a naked marriage proposal to a TriDelt.)
[quote]K-Narf wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.
You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow
that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.
96 12 ounce beers?[/quote]
Uh, since when does a case have 96 beers? A case has 24 beers. 24 beers in that amount of time is also believable. 14,000 calories of beer (96 beers or 4 cases) in a day is bullshit, if that’s what the dude is trying to say.
[quote]jsbrook wrote:
K-Narf wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.
You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow
that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.
96 12 ounce beers?
Uh, since when does a case have 96 beers? A case has 24 beers. 24 beers in that amount of time is also believable. 14,000 calories of beer (96 beers or 4 cases) in a day is bullshit, if that’s what the dude is trying to say.
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96 beers in a day CAN be done, if it is a long day, they are 3.2 instead of 5, and you have a high tolerance for alcohol. I have a friend that drank that much, but he has a high bodyweight (275) and has been drinking a LOONNGGG time. That being said, I get drunk after 3 beers, and Coors Original is the best!
[quote]teddykgb72 wrote:
So does my 9,000 daily total still stand as the record to beat, or does Joel have me?
This is a bit off-topic, but someone who mentioned the Olestra thing reminded me of something you all will find very amusing, and I am ashamed to admit this but if it makes y’all chuckle then it’s worth it.
About two months ago we got some new bars at the GNC I manage. They’re made by Universal and they’re like a Hershey Milk Chocolate bar but they’re “sugar-free.” I glance at the label and see 2 g. fat (saturated), and 2.5 g. carbs from malittol (sugar alcohol), yielding 30 total cals. I figure it won’t set my diet back so I try one and really liked it, so I end up eating two more.
I go home that evening and noticed I was making a couple extra restroom visits than normal, but didn’t think much of it.
I go to work the next morning and decide to have another couple of bars as they were starting to grow on me. I get all the way through one and about 3/4 of the way through another and then it hits me…the 30 calories,2 g. sat.fat and 2.5 g. carbs are PER SQUARE, NOT PER BAR.
There are 12 squares per bar. Ouch.
I made a total newbie mistake, although I think that’s deceptive labeling as no other bar lists the calorie content per portion of a bar.
Here’s the kicker: the fine print on the label states: excess consumption of sugar alcohols may produce a laxative effect. And I can vouch that they do.
Flame away, fellow T-folk![/quote]
LMAO!!! That is toooo funny! I’ve done the dame thing, but with brownies, man ol’ man, they made fart, like really bad. It’s sick! lol!!!