The Art of the Binge

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[quote]BarneyFife wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
K-Narf wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.

You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow

that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.

96 12 ounce beers?

Uh, since when does a case have 96 beers? A case has 24 beers. 24 beers in that amount of time is also believable. 14,000 calories of beer (96 beers or 4 cases) in a day is bullshit, if that’s what the dude is trying to say.

96 beers in a day CAN be done, if it is a long day, they are 3.2 instead of 5, and you have a high tolerance for alcohol. I have a friend that drank that much, but he has a high bodyweight (275) and has been drinking a LOONNGGG time. That being said, I get drunk after 3 beers, and Coors Original is the best!
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The liver can process approximately one drink an hour. That leaves 72 drinks left in the system. That would kill someone many times over from alcohol poisoning.

Of course if you are Andre the Giant sized it may be possible.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
BarneyFife wrote:
jsbrook wrote:
K-Narf wrote:
tveddy wrote:
Shakey D wrote:
tveddy wrote:
lets see, a case of coors original is 3500 calories. the most i’ve ever had in a day would be 14000 calories not counting the food that i ate, because I can’t remember.

You drank 96 beers in one day by yourself…and you’re still here?? wow

that was over the course of a day. starting 8 am until I passed out around 4 in the morning.

96 12 ounce beers?

Uh, since when does a case have 96 beers? A case has 24 beers. 24 beers in that amount of time is also believable. 14,000 calories of beer (96 beers or 4 cases) in a day is bullshit, if that’s what the dude is trying to say.

96 beers in a day CAN be done, if it is a long day, they are 3.2 instead of 5, and you have a high tolerance for alcohol. I have a friend that drank that much, but he has a high bodyweight (275) and has been drinking a LOONNGGG time. That being said, I get drunk after 3 beers, and Coors Original is the best!

The liver can process approximately one drink an hour. That leaves 72 drinks left in the system. That would kill someone many times over from alcohol poisoning.

Of course if you are Andre the Giant sized it may be possible.[/quote]

It all depends. There are people that work at my factory, that have been drinking a long time, that drink a 24 pack a night. You have got to remember that everybodys system is different. If you have food in the stomach, it soaks up a lot of alcohol, and the more body mass you have, the more blood you have to spread the alcohol in. It may sound far out, but some people are able to dispose of a lot of alcohol. My grandparents can still tip back about 10-15 mixed drinks a night, and they have been drinking forever.

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[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:

The liver can process approximately one drink an hour. That leaves 72 drinks left in the system. That would kill someone many times over from alcohol poisoning.

Of course if you are Andre the Giant sized it may be possible.[/quote]

Where did you learn this, because I don’t believe it. I’ve floated a keg in under 5 hours with the help of 4 friends.
At the time I was weighing 300 pounds, I drank every day, and it was 3.2 beer.

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[quote]TDog305 wrote:
darkbob wrote:
I figured out a typical day for me during that time, and I was consuming around 30,000 to 50,000 calories daily for almost a full semester.

Dude c’mon.

I’m pretty sure if you add up all the caloric values of food I have at my house any given day it doesn’t hit 50,000 KCals

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College cafeteria, free food, hungry powerlifter. You do the math. My average would have been around 35,000, 50,000 being a rare occurrence. Have you read about the Elvis diet? Some people estimate he ate 100,000 calories a day. I could not do that. Back then I was walking around stuffed all day as it was.

[quote]jsbrook wrote:
randman wrote:
darkbob wrote:
drank one gallon of whole milk in under a minute.

There are so many areas of your post that I call bullshit on but this is the one I wanted to single out. You are absolutely a liar. This is humanly impossible unless you count that 2/3rd of the gallon spilled around you.

I’m sure you can eat a lot. But this post smelled of pure bullshit.

It’s bullshit. We used to do this for hazing in my frat. There’s a phsycial reactioh the human body has with milk, and it’s only possible to chug so much. And even then your intestines will literally feel like someone is taking them and tying them in knows. (especially if you’re forced to do a naked relay race after, culminating in a naked marriage proposal to a TriDelt.)

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When you drink around two gallons a day you build up an immunity I suppose, next time I get my hands on a video camera I’ll tape it and post a link. I may not get it in under a minute since I’m out of shape eating-wise but it’ll be close enough.

[note:] Some of my feats of gluttony sound a little more impressive than they actually were, perhaps I should explain. The buffets I closed down were small town 6 choicers that weren’t entirely full to begin with, the plates in most chinese super buffets I’ve been to aren’t that friken huge, 12 ounce ribeyes are nothing to any starving adolescent lineman, the 100 bucks in taco bell food was about half cinnamon twists which are not that filling and as I previously noted it took me 2 and a half hours. My training records were all on separate occasions, not all at the same time, not one right after another, I was stuffed to the gills after them all, and there are people who have eaten more than me. Takeru Kobayashi for instance.

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[quote]randman wrote:
… This is humanly impossible … [/quote]

Tell that to Joey Chestnut.

(Since you probably don’t know who this is, I’d google him, and throw in the keyword “milk” for shits and giggles.)