Hey everyone,
So a few weeks ago I ate wayyyyy too much garlic. I’m talking like an entire head per day. It just tasted so damn good I couldn’t stop. This continued for about 5 days. At the end of the five days my balls were on fire. It literally feels like somebody poured a bunch of hot sauce on them. This was exactly two weeks ago. The inflammation is still present and I’m freaking out.
I went to the doctor a few days ago and he was just like “wtf man” and prescribed me an anti-inflammatory called Meloxicam. Well it’s not working and my nuts are still in flames. The only thing that seems to help is hot showers and eating a crap ton of turmeric powder with my meals.
The only thing I can figure is testicular toxicity is occurring that has been seen in rat studies. I was eating well over the amount per KG of body weight they were feeding the rats in the studies.
Anybody have any idea what could be going on? I’m starting to get worried here. Thankfully I can still pop boners and ejaculate, etc. Function of everything is normal aside from the inflammation pain. I had no sexual partners at the time and we have ruled out the possibility of STDs or anything else that could be causing testicular problems. My doctor says the next step is an ultrasound.
I sometimes do juice fasts (running vegetables through a juicer) and last week thought it would be a good idea to put a whole bulb of garlic in my first glass and chug it down. I took two swigs before I realized that was a terrible idea. Spit was literally streaming out of my mouth as I hugged the toilet. My whole body even my legs beaded up with sweat. This lasted about 10 minutes. My point is that sometimes lessons hurt a little. I would drink a lot of water and try flush it out.
haha wow. pretty sure I’d be having some shaft problems instead like third degree burns on the ole ram rod than an inflamed testicular system but thanks for the image
Hm, yea it was strange as I had absolutely no stomach symptoms. I know some people who eat a tenth of what I ate and throw up for hours. I have an iron stomach but apparently it has no respect for my balls cause they still feel in distress
I ate whole head of garlic more than on one occassion, but never day after day… shit… I’ll never eat even close to that ammount again, I’m scared of it now xD
no but I looked it up and the only thing I could figure might benefit my balls is maybe the cumin spice in there? I’m trying some taurine today so I will update soon. In regards to the Indian Lassi and herbs, i’m already taking anti-inflammatory spices like cayenne and Turmeric so I’m open to other things
What? Dude, garlic is healthy as shit for you. Saying you’re scared of it is like drinking gallon upon gallon of water until you get hyponatremia and seizures, and then saying “I’m never touching that shit again.” You ate a disgusting amount of garlic for an extended period of time. Maybe just eat garlic like a normal person?