“If I wanted a six pack, I’d go to the fridge”
My brother has a leather jacket with
" FUCK MORE BITCH LESS"
on the back.
It gets a few stares at the mall 
“You say Bitch like it’s a Bad Thing”
“Hard Men are Good To Find”
“Got Muscle?”
In very small print:
“Nosey little fucker, aren’t ya?”
I like
“If you are what you eat, I could be you in the morning”
“Dyslexics untie”
“Dyslexics have more fnu”
And one I saw described by Bill Mahoney on rec.martial-arts once. I give you a direct quote below. I’d LOVE to have that T-shirt
“And my favorite shirt has a drawing of a roided guy in Vale Tudo shorts saying
“Whats up bitch?” and on the back it says “Ask me about kicking your ass””
/Jacob
There is a DJ who goes by I believe “Subliminal Sessions”. He has a shirt that says on the front
“S bliminal S ssions”. On the back it says “All that’s missing is U and E” Get it?
I HATE OHIO STATE
<font=20>GO BLUE!!!
Ann Arbor is a whore
yes she is scrub…
JWright: i am from dublin (northwest corner of c-bus) but I go to school @ Ohio University, anyways, as far as shirts go, the best one i have seen is a shirt that has really tiny print that sits just above your belly button and says:
“If you’re already this close why don’t you just suck my dick”
for more grea tthings go to http://www.tshirthell.com/
“Cupid Stunt”
Some of you might like its contents…
“Short Men Are Better”
I just saw probably my favorite one ever at a party that we had the other night. On the front it said “I FUCKED BRITNEY,” and on the back, “TWICE.”
At the sport supplement store I work at we get free t-shirts from certain companies when we get shipments. I won’t name these companies but will tell what they say on a few I have.
"Got Muscle"
The company name is on the front. The back of the shirt reads, "No, I'm not on roids but thanks for asking."
Again, name on the front. The back reads, "Body building isn't everything it's just that being small, weak, and puny really sucks"
A budddy that works with me at the supplement store had some shirts made that said, "No I'm not gay but thanks for asking."
And finally, in the spirit of college football here in Oklahoma certain stores sell anti-Longhorn shirts that say, "Hey Texas Up Yours"
Those are few to throw into the mix
Dustin
My question is, why has no one mentioned the classic…
“No fat chicks.”
Here you go!
MUHAHAHAHAHA…freakin Nate Dogg. Well, have you? Ever had a big cock?..;o) Just too funny.
Silly faggot Dicks are for chicks
On the front
Did I fart?
Back
Cause you stink!
A shirt for women:
THREE HOLES
NO WAITING