“You want that curl-bar up your ass? Get the fuck outta the squat rack”
we should really make some shirts like this with t-nation on the back, that would kick ass.
i got 5 on it!
Cunt.
That good enough of a t-shirt for you P-DOG? 
Two cool shirts I’ve seen:
Bitches Want Me
Got Milf?
oh my freaken god. cupcake just sent me a pm with possible “cunt” slogans and i cant stop rolling on the fucking floor. this is the most hilarious shit i have ever read. i hope he doesnt mind me posting this, check it out:
“Will work for cunt”
“I never met a cunt I didn’t like”
“Got cunt?” (p-dogs personal favorite)
“Tommy Cuntfinger”
“I’m with cunt” [Big finger pointing]
“Gee, your cunt smells terrific” (2nd favorite)
“Where’s the cunt?”
and last but not least (only cuz I am tired…)
“If I were a cunt, you’d be home by now”
if you guys arent on your floor right now busting up laughing you need to get your sense of humor checked!
I just realized I have a thing for funny t shirts. Here are a few. This one was a drunken N’awlins buy, also reflects the attitude of my dog.
Hookers…
A guy on my baseball team is nicknamed “short bus.” We all got these shirts this week and wore them under our jerseys at our game today. Damn good hitter, that short bus.
And here we have Brutus the Buckeye (OSU mascot) getting serviced by a Michigan cheerleader. This shirt has been banned at football games, as well as my Fuck Michigan shirt.
“Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial”
The captain of my cross-country team (yes, I was a skinny running bitch) had a black T-Shirt with on the front in massive, 18-inch-high white letters: “FIST” and on the back: “FUCK”. It took me a while to put the two together.
He’d wear it when we went on runs through affluent suburban neighborhoods. Give the old folks a thrill.
“Are you gonna eat that?”
“Jesus is my co-pilot, and we’re cruisin’ for pussy.” (or if you prefer, “cunt.”)
hey scrub, where in ohio u located??
Just for you P-Dog…
Ren and Scrub - I’m from Cincinnati, but live in Missouri now. Where you guys at?
Oh and a play on CT’s Shirt -
“I’m not bald. It’s a solar panel for a sex machine!!”
Cant
U
Not
Talk
Oh my god…it is soooo early and I am rolling on the floor after reading this post.
How bout the classic, “Shut the f— up and train” shirt??..just classic.
On a side note, P-Dog and Cupcake’s “cunt” quotes reminded me of a game a few of my friends and I used to play using the word pussy. Substitute the word pussy in movie titles. Examples:
The Hunt for Red October= The Hunt For Red Pussy.
The Object of my Affection=The Pussy of my Affection.
Front
“I EAT”
Back
“small noisy children”
What CUNTry are you from?
A T-shirthell.com fave of mine has to be High School Shootings Tour
JWright: didn’t the Buckeyes shirt tip you off? I’m in Columbus. Was in the 'natti two weeks ago for a Reds game. Nice ballpark.
Some of my FAVS include…
“All I want is peace in the Middle East… and a blowjob”
“Weapon of Ass Distruction”
“Gone Fisting”
“I eat Glue”
“Hot Dickin Cider”
“Anorexia is Phat!”
“Jesus Built my Hotrod” (Ministry concert shirt)
“Pimpercrombie and Bitch”
“Shut the fuck up and train”
'bout all I can think of right now.