So the other day my friend and I went to goodwill to find some goofy ass t-shirts. Mission accomplished. While I was there I found two awesome shirts that I will be wearing to the gym at all times. The first is an orange shirt with the face of a jack-o-lantern on the front of it.
The second, and my personal favorite, is a power puff girls t-shirt. You should see the looks I get when I walk into the gym wearing these shirts, and then the looks I get when the realize i’m the strongest guy that’s in the gym.
I bought a t-shirt that says “Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck” and I wore it on a cruise ship. I was retardedly drunk when I bought and wore it.
It’s been sitting in the closet ever since because I don’t have the balls to wear it in public while sober. I should start wearing it to the gym…hopefully the soccer moms will be frightened/ offended and not want to use their bosu balls near me.
[quote]ab_power wrote:
The only “funny” t-shirt I have is a blue one that has this elaborate logo saying “Vandelay Industries”, from seinfeld. [/quote]
Hey, it gets me laid… OK, it doesn’t get me laid, but it helps me catch fish… OK, it doesn’t help me catch fish… OK, it doesn’t have a food stain on it yet… yet.
OK, so it’s a lame fucking T-Shirt. I’m gonna go curl in the squat rack with it.
I’m being 100% serious here, even if I’m never sure if you are.
You do know that a lot of people will think you’re gay, right? I don’t know what it’s like where you are, but I would never dream of wearing that shirt as guys cruise the health clubs (and airports) here all the time.
So, don’t be surprised if some dude follows you into a stall, or you get jumped and dragged to death behind a pickup.
[quote]Loose Tool wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
I doubt anyone is going to be dragging JD behind a pickup truck any time soon.
“Spike is my hero because he is so big and strong.”
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Sorry, you cant sit at our lunch table…I dont care how quickly you show up after I post in the same thread as JD, you will never be one of the cool kids.
