I like this one for girls:
“I’ve had your boyfriend”
I like this one for girls:
“I’ve had your girlfriend”
I like the “beam me up Scotty, there’s intelligent life forms down here” thing. It’s old but still funny.
“pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time.”
“I may be wrong, BUT I DOUBT IT”
LOL, Jeff Rage!
Mean people suck, nice people swallow.
On the bottom of a shirt in real small writing “you’ve come this close you might as well suck it”.
I screwed that one big time, it’s “beam me up Scotty, there’s NO intelligent life forms down here”.
Hustler Casino
Poker in the front
liquor in the rear
“I fought anorexia and won!”
With the appropriate fake university logos/crests:
Fuck U
Screw U
Just because you have a pussy, it’s no excuse to train like one.
“I may not be smart but I can lift heavy stuff”
How could I forget my favorite one?
“If I can’t lift it, eat it, or put my dick in it, I’m not interested.”