Stupid Advice from Big Guys

I could not put weight on in High School. I was 6’5" and 215 and the coach walked up to me and said,“Maddox when you go to McDonald’s and order a Big Mac, make sure to order two.” I would have preferred to hear, “Milk and Squats.” I did start eating that way and did not stop. Now trying to reverse the damage. Now 6’5" and 310.

What’s considered big?

The big guys I knew were always pretty smart and helpful.

One didn’t like to squat, but he taught me to deadlift when I was 13.

The only really bad advice I’ve seen passed out is in magazines and by little skinny girl trainers.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
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I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
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I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
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I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!!

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]
Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]
Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering[/quote]

x2

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]
Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering[/quote]

x2[/quote]
Yea what he said.

Hey IH

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]
Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering[/quote]

x2[/quote]
Yea what he said.

Hey IH[/quote]

Hey D

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]

Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering[/quote]

When I get a clue. I still have no idea what that is.

For as long as I’ve been here the single biggest lobbyist for the steroid community has been Prof. X, yet he purportedly doesn’t use himself. I don’t have a problem with that but he’s never stated why he doesn’t use, supposedly.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
For as long as I’ve been here the single biggest lobbyist for the steroid community has been Prof. X, yet he purportedly doesn’t use himself. I don’t have a problem with that but he’s never stated why he doesn’t use, supposedly.[/quote]
Yes!!! I usually hate this shit. But X is still the big dipshit he’s always been. How someone in his mid 30’s can be so immature is beyond me. Sad really… Oh and his reasons for not competing also are hilarious.

[quote]Gettnitdone wrote:
For as long as I’ve been here the single biggest lobbyist for the steroid community has been Prof. X, yet he purportedly doesn’t use himself. I don’t have a problem with that but he’s never stated why he doesn’t use, supposedly.[/quote]

I would hazard a guess at the fact that they’re illegal.

Derp.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What’s considered pig?
[/quote]
[/quote]

I think I threw up a little in my mouth looking at that picture.[/quote]
Are you cutting?

Print up picture and put on fridge.[/quote]

Ten wings, Eight Bites, Game day Bucket Go Boom!!![/quote]
Fucking lol.

I will now always think of you man when I see this commercial?

Hey when are you going to join us on G+? ID, super sayian, Lew and others are wondering[/quote]

So it’s like the over 35 forum, but on google? =p

“training forearms hard before heavy bicep training”

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]Jackie_Jacked wrote:
This is very passive-aggressive. [/quote]

I swear this is most of these guys lately. Passive aggressive is now the in thing to be. You can throw stones and hide your hands over the internet. No manhood needed.[/quote]

Honestly, I never got stupid advise from big dudes. I would get it from little, unmuscular dudes who looked worse than me and have been training for 2 months. Which always drives me nuts.
I would usually just thank them and move on. There’s no point arguing with people.
My favorite criticism, “You’re lifting to heavy”