Sports Accomplishments

Brider you sure you got those times right? 4:25 is a really fast HS mile and 2:07 is pretty lame for an 800. (shrug) just seems weird to me I guess.

The 4:25 was one year post HS, and on NO speed training (just a LOT of distance). Yup, the 2:07 was lame, and didn’t get me to state, but it got me to district (double-A school). The meet scheduling didn’t allow for the 800/mile double, but I occasionally threw in the 2 mile.

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe that Patricia has thrown down the gauntlet. I propose the T-nation beer drinking championships be included as a sport and televised on ESPN.

Sexual Achievements:

I’ve had sex seven times in one day. And also have done 3-5 times on numerous other occassions.

I’ve given oral sex (to a female) for an hour straight on numerous occassions.

I dated a few virgins (that is an accomplishment in itself).

Sport Achievements:

I placed fifth in the city weightlifting meet for my weight class (123lbs) in high school.

I placed in a few Olympic weightlifting contests during the year that I competed (1997-1998).

Academic Achievements:

I was in the National Honor Society. I graduated in the top 10 percent of my high school class and was offered a full-paid scholarship to the community college. I graduated with honors and transferred to UF where I completed my education and received my bachelor of science in Public Relations.

Nate-If you are still giving oral sex after one hour, you arent doing something right. Do it right, do it light. Do it wrong, do it long.

Turns out Goldberg is the one with the golden tongue.

I’m brand new to the forum, but been reading T-mag for years. Couldn’t resist this topic (yeah I’m vain, but at least I know it). So here goes.
Up to age 23, I was a sprint kayaker, on the National Team,
1985 Under 19 World Championship
1987 Pan-Am Silver Medal
10 National championships, 8 Gold, 10 Silver, 10 Bronze (individual and team). Ran a half-marathon in 100 minutes and a few tri/dualthalons.
At age 23 joined the Military and became the first woman to get qualified as a helicopter crash firefighter.(Check my bio, I’m 5’3", all that gear weighs about 60 lbs!, it’s rutal).
Since then, I’ve taken up field lacrosse, as a goalie. Not too bright , me, but I like it. Thanks for giving me this chance to brag.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention I was one of the first women in Canada to amateur box. I only fought twice, 1-1, the second fight being a month before a major shoulder surgery.

Nate, does that mean you are qulified in the kind of (public)relations Billy Clinton is famous for? Hence the shirt.
Hey if you take out the L…tee hee

Football: All-State Div. 1 and academic all-state… played a year at msu as a full-back

Wrestling: 1x State champ Div. 1 and 1x runner-up… All-american in freestyle a couple years ago…and academic all-american… currently wrestling hwt. for msu.

I competed in the Firefighter Combat Challenge for 8 years, made it to Worlds 5 times, 25th in the world once. I won the Ohio regional 3 times.

I just got another one to add to my list this weekend.

Second place at the NASS NE Strongman competion in Pougheepsie , NY in the lightweight female competion. I got a BIG ass trophy!

won some local imprompte dunk contests. gonna join the army pretty soon here [januaryish], so i’ma try to get into a legit contest before then.
peace,flash

[quote]Nate, does that mean you are qulified in the kind of (public)relations Billy Clinton is famous for? Hence the shirt.
Hey if you take out the L…tee hee[/quote]

Just remember, Public Relations practitioners get it done for free!

Sorry goldberg, just now saw your question. I went to Brookwood High School in Snellville, GA for years 10-12. Was a freshman at Berkmar High in Lilburn.

i once spanked my monkey 37 times over a two day weekend span. does that count as a sports accomplishment?

Nate is a dork. He likes to underline.

P-DOG: Really? I know a guy who claims to have spanked 24 times in a 24-hour span, and he said the last 4-5 times all that came out was blood.

That’s a little too hardcore for me. Slow and steady wins the race.

Ike I don’t know if i would brag about having the fastest time award.

Well at least the trophy gives you something else to polish.

MD, those are very good numbers. i dont know how many here realize what a 185 foot discus throw means. when i was in track and field, there were guys like me who were “O.K.”, then there were the “good” one’s, then the ones on another level, i think that was you. color me impressed.
heavy