Smelly's Log

Dear sirs,

I know endurance sports, speed skating in particular, are not exactly the core of T-Nations interests, but I have found here the information I have been craving for years to get to the next level in my sport.
And I have been getting results fast, my first podium ever, after less than a month of using tips and methods of T-Nation.

Before all else, I have to thanks Waterbury for his “The Figure Program”, because even if I am not a sexy female (but I just loooove em), the nutrition and training methods detailed are a very good base for my goals.

My Goals: by the end of 2007

  1. To get from 72 kilos to 80 Kilos: But with little or no “twitch muscle” in the legs, abs and back, I dont need them, a race is at least (in my case) 5000 meters, and that takes about 8 minutes. I need POWER to WEIGHT not the weight of power.
  2. I am about 10 percent body fat ? I need to get to about 8. That’s what pro cyclists are in race shape, anything lower gets difficult to mix with endurance.
  3. Gain some upper body strength, there is a lot of shoving and pushing, especially track racing, and I need a bit of help there.
  4. Get down to a 1h05min 42k marathon. My personal best is 1h17.

My training:
You?ll need this: http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopicMwa.do?id=1493093

Monday
Morning; Half on hour of jogging in the park next door, not feet shuffling, but real jogging jumping over stuff going up stairs and inclines. I do this before eating.
Evening: Outdoor Track. Endurance if I have raced the previous Sunday or if the weather is too cold. Partials otherwise, I train for about 2hours

Tuesday
Morning: about 20 minutes of jogging, then 10 50m yard sprints
Evening: Outdoor track, Partials and technique/strength training on the skates for 2 hours

Wednesday

Morning - nothing
Evening; Waterbury’s Figure Program Day 1. As a rule, I follow his basic recommendations, but add in abs and do more reps on the legs.

Thursday
Morning; 30 min of jogging, same idea as Monday.
Evening: Indoor Track. This track is short and bumpy, the front calves and the glutes tire fast. About 2 hours of fun.

Friday
Morning - Nothing.
Evening - Waterbury’s Figure Program Day 4.

Saturday:
Morning; Technique training, “where do I screw up” to be more precise. Right now I do about an hour of slow endurance, and then train whatever muscle group or part of my technique is lacking. Or, quite often, being stuck in a car getting to a race.

Sunday:
RACE DAY! Or at least a 100k on my road bike.

Note: I cycle to work and back on my race bike, I try not to haul big gears, just get the legs moving nice and fast. About 25 minutes each way.

FOOD.

Note that I live in France and go to the US equivalent of a “Farmers Market” every Saturday for my Fruit and veg. I have only been eating 6 times a day for the last 20 days.

Breakfast:
1 small bowl of muesli, this is a Bio variety, only whole cereals and no sugar, eaten with half cream milk.
1 slice of whole bread with a bit of real marmalade (not glucose with bits of fruit).
1 Orange or Apple
1 big mug of tea with a bit of fructose (no sugar).
I add in two two tablets of wheat yeast, 50mg of Acerola Vitamin C and a littler spoonful of wheat germ.

Mid morning:
1 Mug of Ovomaltine Entdecke die verschiedenen Ovo Produkte | Ovomaltine.ch
1 helping of protein biscuits, 11.2gr of protein.
1 Capsule of omega 3 rich fish oils.

Lunch:
1 plate of salad, a spoonful of olive oil and of red wine vinegar.
1 slice of whole multicereal bread.
300 Kcal of fish and veg.
1 fruit.
1 Capsule of omega 3 rich fish oils.

Mid afternoon
1 Mug of Ovomaltine
1 helping of protein biscuits, 11.2gr of protein.
1 Capsule of omega 3 rich fish oils.

Evening

1 plate of salad, a spoonful of olive oil and of red wine vinegar.
300 Kcal of fish and veg.
1 fruit.
I add in two two tablets of wheat yeast and a little spoonful of wheat germ
1 Capsule of omega 3 rich fish oils.

Before bed;
1 protein bar, 10gr of protein with a glass of milk or water.
1 Capsule of omega 3 rich fish oils.

I don?t smoke, and only take about a glass of fine wine per week. I have totally dropped fast food, sodas etc. I rotate food: not the same fish and veg every day, replace fish with chicken, sometimes eat a bit of red meat.

I have to take great care with supplements, I race at a national, sometimes international level, and could be tested by the same labs that do the “Tour de France” So no exotic stuff please!

Gildas

Stuff on this site WORKS!

I ran a small 30 K race last Sunday, and it was not even funny, for the other guys. I did an “Armstrong” on them during the whole race, controlling every one and reeling in every break, and giving it stick every time anyone showed any sign of weakness…

It was going to be an easy win, but the judges did a mix up and disqualified me… Mistook me for my team-mate (ludicrous, he is cute, I’m plain ugly). Being out of the running, I made the pack suffer the whole last 5K, and within sight of the finish, cut my effort and let them sort it out. Still got 3rd somehow!!!

My stamina is going to new levels, I can now control stuff instead of being on the receiving end. And this is just the beginning!

The look on the two orange guys says what T-Nation is about, I beat the crap out of them, and then let them win, but I’m keeping the glory.

“It does not get any easier, you just go faster”. Greg Lemon.

This is the case right now, training is all about reaching pain and fighting with it…

Right now my leg muscles, quads, glutes and abductors reach a limit after about 35km or 1 straight hour of racing… Then I am fighting against cramps. I do not reach my cardiovascular limit due to cycling a shitload.

I have to build more strength and resistance or find a way to store more energy. Hence T-Nation…

Anyhow yesterday I did;

Morning
30 min of spinning on the bike.

Evening
20 min of spinning on the bike.
40 min of max strength on bike.
30 min on the skates - progressive speed on track.
Streching.

10 sprints 1 lap full on, 3 laps cool.
20 min 80% speed - concentrated on technique.
30 min on bike to home - had to stop and buy a coke - head dizzy even after eating two energy bars during training.

This is exhaustion training, you try to empty the muscles of glycogene to force the body to dig into the stocked energy. Then eat more carbs than usual to get higher energy level than before. Exactly what pro cyclists do before one day classics.

You have to do this 36 hours before the actual race.

Of course when I’m racing three times in a week, I can’t do this.

I’ll post a pic of my quads as soon as possible.

G.


Here are my legs as of today, unpumped. I will give you my size and evolution soon.

I have to get my flat mate to help me with these pictures…

G.

The Figure Program?! You’re a male focused on athletics and for some reason you decided to pick up a female workout that focuses on asthetics?

That dosen’t make much sense to me. These might be more appropriate.

“From the Gym to the Road”
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=462175

“Strongman training for athletes”
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=496300

“Renaissance Body Development”
http://www.T-Nation.com/readTopic.do?id=700722

. . . figure competitor. . .

I chose those because mass gain is not the primary concern, and out of respect for the guy who wrote them…

I have to carry the weight during the races! I can assure you no “big men” ever win a 30 or a 42k race! Yet I cannot be totally dry, below 8% body fat, I need high energy levels. So picking an’ choosin’ ideas from these articles is not totally moronic!

And anyhow most of these “figure competitors” bench far more than i will ever have to. But my legs will be doing anywhere from 2800 to 3500 reps with two contractions per rep for a hypothetic race time of 1h10 minutes. And these reps are not constant, you have to cross over, sprint, jumps, attack, counter attack and do a front split over the line at the end at speeds above 45km/h. And sometimes during the rain. And cold. And wind. And you fall, lose blood, skin,you cramp up and yet keep going.

The last time I gave up I was having “grey out’s” because of the pain and the heat.
So, quite frankly, I do not think I am any less “hey ho manly O”, for looking at what the ladies are doing! And getting inspiration from it. And yes being the raving womanolic Heterolic I am, I do get great pleasure looking at these goddesses! But fear not, I am far more intent at “I’d Hit that” than at getting implants and eyeliner!

I cannot transpose cycling training per se (yet I do about a 1000k per month on the bike) because I use far more leg and core muscles, and I have no bike to carry me! My legs do.

I will look into you suggested articles with great care, thanks a lot for the tip, it is sometimes hard to find the info you need in this vast site.

G.

Just for info, this World Class Long Track skater (Ice) Kip carpenter to to give you an idea where I’m heading…

him
5’10 - 165
Me
5’11 - 158

Oh boy, I’d better eat another protein bar!

G


And this is Pascal Briand, multiple world champion, a beast. This picture was surely done off season, because he looks way more impressive when you race against him.

He can drop me like hot lead in a sprint!

Just for the info, those wheels are 110mm. Combine those with low cut carbon boots, and you have ankle breaking pontential! I race on 100mm low cut, most skates sold are 84/80mm wheels with a HIGH cut (like ski boots).

Now back to our regular programming with IRON an’ PROTEIN!.

G

I’m so annoyed that I clicked on this thread. If only it were possible to give a thread negative stars…

[quote]beebuddy wrote:
I’m so annoyed that I clicked on this thread. If only it were possible to give a thread negative stars…[/quote]

I have read your last 15 posts… Bland, no stars one way or the other… Nor do they give objectives, or any info about yourself. Except you like consoles and pot and some 45 pounds plates. And I have things to do before reading your 868 posts.

Could you be over-training your Abductor Pollicis Longus, Extensor Pollicis Brevis and Extensor Policis Longus?

If you don’t like my stuff, go write stuff elsewhere.

Cheers.

G

Please post more pictures of nude men. I would prefer pics of men boxing rather than skating, if you have any.

LOL. Have you got a pic of an emaciated, 6’6 nudie going for a slam dunk? Thanks in advance.

P.S: Is that Ron Jeremy in your avatar?

Yeah thats Ron da man himself.

Sorry about nude men, I know a lot of chaps are insecure and all. Personally I don’t give a fuck. If you want nude men for your personal pleasure, if that suits you, use the INTERNET.

I aspire to beat these guys one day. But beating Mr Briand on the track is probably easier than Ron’s tally of hot chicks humped.

G.


Sorry about not posting more nude men… This is Nicole Begg, another world champ. I do not aspire to be like her… But to be with something like her, or her.

Full interview here: http://www.speedsk8rs.com/

G.

Gildas,
I am finding your thread very interesting and not just because I’m a woman and there are naked guys posted on it…(joke)

Your percision with training and nutrition and dedication to your sport is amazing!

I play roller derby for a local league…nothing even close to the training you do. I’m just so impressed. And I may be borrowing a few of your tips to help my endurance and strength for skating.

Thanks for writing this! Please get on with the regularly scheduled program. Sorry for the interuption!
~LM

PS You should get rid of the Ron avatar…he creaps me out!

[quote]Smellysam wrote:
Sorry about not posting more nude men… This is Nicole Begg, another world champ. I do not aspire to be like her… But to be with something like her, or her.

Full interview here: http://www.speedsk8rs.com/

G.[/quote]

Wow. That’s hot.

Smellysam, you just helped balance your nude photo karma.

Good luck with your training

Apolo Ohno uses Landrollers to train on… Do you ever use these and are they and good??

To; Chef Lisa Marie

If you live in new york you must do the NY100K our the 42k. It’s a crazy race, and gives you big braging rights.

And Ron has been my Avatar for, er, years, it started out as a joke, and now, i keep it for sentimental reasons.

To; new2training

I can feel the Karma going up…

To; tgatl

Orlando is sponsored by Land Roller. Land rollers are good “trail skates”, but if you want to skate fast and hurt, speedskates are the only way to go…

The thing is, with a 400 dollar set of skates, you can win a world championship, so find a pair that fits fine, not a peculiar brand (you can find US made skates) an instructor for the basics, then get rollin’.

G

Sprinted for the first time in 5 or 6 years this morning… Much harder than I thought it would be.

Running fast is one thing, sprinting really strains your whole body. I had to stop after 8 reps, because my knees where bothering me. Nothing bad, but I have only been running for 2 days and muscle imbalance has yet to smooth itself out. I have been training every day on the bike and/or skates, so my legs are tuned to doing things a certain way.

You can follow the details on the blog part of my profile, I’m using it as a training log.