Oh be honest. It hasn’t been THAT long🤣
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sounds legit
Why :((
So does fighting the sheet with an erection count as some type of resistance training? Can it lead to hypertrophy?
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Yes man
Before I met my girlfriend(when I was allowed to sleep on my back), I tried this out and noticed both noticeable dick and calf gains, with an equal(1:1) dick/calf gain ration. I would say I added about 5lbs of LBM to each. However, since I no longer sleep on my back and havent been doing the proper dick/calf resistance training, both my dick and calves have shriveled up to the lonely husks that they were before.
Edit: Will post before/after pics once I am home.
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This may be the creepiest gif ever!
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That may be the creepiest MAN ever lol
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No, it really is. It’s in a league of its own.
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If you sleep on your stomach then there is a chance your schlong is going to tilt your pelvis as you sleep resulting in pain.
The solution is to tape it to the crease where your leg meets your hip. This removes most of the sources of tilt. Remember to alternate legs each night to remove long term wear issues.
You might find this uncomfortable. You can alleviate most of the discomfort by taping your balls as close to your ass as possible.
Anyway, this all works a treat. I recommend masking tape for this purpose but other tapes are okay. Just stay away from duct tape at all costs.
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Yeah you’re all joking and shit, but there was actually an article on this site advocating the use of weighted sheets for muscle gains while sleeping lol
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that doesn’t make this post less stupid.
@kickassgum just stop creating threads, man. This is dumb. If you really insist on posting new stupid questions every single day, start one thread, and call it ‘kickassgum’s stupid question thread’. In this singular thread, you can post every single day with whatever nonsense happens to enter your mind when you wake up that morning. That way, when you’re in your 20’s and want to go back and look at all the stupid shit you said, you only have to click on one thread and read through that.
I think it’s a good idea.
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Damn, my dumb posts from kickboxing forums when I was in COLLEGE (aka a newly grown man) remind me of how dumb I was.
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solid gold, this thread needs to happen
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This kid benches 145 and thinks his sleep position is keeping his chest from being swole, and you’re defending him with an article about weighted sheets?
Edit: The article said weighted sheets help you sleep better, thus leading to more gains over time, not that weighted sheets get you jacked while sleeping.
No I wasn’t defending anyone, I was just fucking around and actually implied that article was pretty funny.
Here, I’ll put a “lol” at the end of my comment so everybody knows I wasn’t being serious and we can all sleep better tonight (pun intended).
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Try sleeping in each position, stomach/side/back, for sets of 15 minutes each. I keep a bed side timer to alert me of the “switch”. Work up slowly to sets lasting 20 minutes each and even longer, but don’t jump right in to these more intense sets or you’ll just injure yourself and lose all your gains.
At first, the constant sleep interruptions are mentally tough, but push through. I increased my 1RM of side sleeping to 5h and 37m, which, needless to say, is pretty elite. Such crazy gainz!! I’m looking at competing in the Fall.
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@antiquity Could you please just stop bullshitting this kid already? Do you actually think you’re being funny by telling him that?
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You’re scaring him for no reason by saying that 20 min per set is too much and he could get injured: that’s just bro-science and everybody knows that as long as you’re recovering enough from your sleep workouts, you’ll still make progress
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As somebody already pointed out, the solution isn’t to sleep in different positions. That’s just reinforcing bad habits. The human body was built to STAND, not sit or lay. The solution isn’t hanging like a bat like has been suggested either–that’s pretty silly. The best, more functional way to go about this is to start to sleep standing. Try to fall asleep while standing between a two tall and sturdy ostacles: that’ll keep you from falling on your face (now THAT’S a way to get injured). To start, try between a closet and a nearby wall. Make sure they are tall enough to support your whole body. If you choose a wall and a desk, for example, you will immediately fall forward on your face upon falling asleep. Also, they will have to be just far apart enough for you to fit.
But not too close that they compress you frontally, otherwise I don’t think that’ll help much with the chest issue.
This way you’ll unlock your chest gains and will also build your legs from standing all the time. Win-win.