[quote]ridethecliche wrote:
Clip is santa?[/quote]
No - eyewitnesses have reported seeing Santa, and he only appears once a year.
I just read this and only really have one thing to say. Roybot, is it unfortunate that you apparently spent your entire christmas day (as well as the day after) attempting to prove that an internet persona is falsely claiming to incline dumbbell bench more than he actually does? I mean you have literally posted every hour on the hour for the last 3 days. A tad excessive? Eh, not my call. Happy Holidays Fellas!!
[quote]skyscapper wrote:
I just read this and only really have one thing to say. Roybot, is it unfortunate that you apparently spent your entire christmas day (as well as the day after) attempting to prove that an internet persona is falsely claiming to incline dumbbell bench more than he actually does? I mean you have literally posted every hour on the hour for the last 3 days. A tad excessive? Eh, not my call. Happy Holidays Fellas!![/quote]
I just read this and only really have one thing to say.
Hi Headhunter! It is unfortunate, that after the recent and tragic loss of your most effective trolling identity, you have seen fit to use a new one in yet another botched attempt to discredit me (commenting on the “excessive” number of posts made in a single thread is pathetic, especially when those posts serve the common good. I’d hardly call that a waste of time.) - the evidence speaks for itself.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger - blame your abysmal trolling skills. I understand you’re pissed at having wasted most of your Christmas on a troll job that died a premature death, but it’s time to let go.
Clip’s lifts don’t interest me anymore - they are just a smokescreen, after all. I’m more concerned with the fact that Clip is a Randian cipher than with his lifts.
Hmm. Still no sign of Clip at a time when it would usually be impossible to shut him up.
[quote]Sentoguy wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
First, let’s be clear; I’m not hating or jealous. As a powerlifter, there is no room for that - there are too many strong guys around and really, all you can do is admire it and try to be your personal best. The first scent of manure I detect is the alleged lack of powerlifting in Detroit.
There may not be a PL gym or group near you, but there are meets everywhere. With your 525 alleged deadlift and claimed DB lift, you’d project to do very well. Your alleged numbers are fantastic, but fantastic claims require some proof. If they are real, my hats off to you.
But I looked at your picture and I don’t see the frame or the muscle density I’m used to seeing on lean guys with fantastic strength. Those of us who have been around, know what it looks like. And while your build is decent, it does not connote the strength you claim. Post proof and shut everyone up. Or stop making meaningless threads that invite the questions. Am I hating now?[/quote]
What I want to know is, how did he get the 130’s in place to do the incline DB press in the first place if he usually works out alone? And if he has someone there who is willing to hand him a 130 so he can incline press it, then he shouldn’t have problems asking them to video tape him (much more work/effort to hand him the 130 than to just stand there, point his phone camera at him and press the record button).
I maybe could see him BB incline benching that much (would still be hella strong though) because he could load up the bar and then just unrack the weight and go. But with DB’s he’d have to kick them up into place and then press them from a dead stop in the bottom position. That’s a shit load of weight to be kicking up into position seeing as he only weighs a little over 40 lbs more than each DB.
He’s also allegedly incline DB pressing only 40 lbs and for only 1-2 less reps than he BB flat benches. That would theoretically make his incline BB bench at least close to his flat BB bench, and I haven’t seen too many people where that is the case (maybe if they never ever BB flat bench).
If that lift is legit it’s extremely impressive and he should definitely do a powerlifting meet. But I’d have to see a video to believe it.[/quote]
Good points. And I realized the #s didn’t make sense but didn’t want to get into all that. He has a decent build for sure, but it just doesn’t imply the strength he is claiming. And very good point that I did miss was kicking those bells up for an INCLINE bench - very different than flat bench - at least depending on the angle. Anyway, it’s an impressive claim. I’d like to see it though 
I’m a betting man, and I bet against it. And I’m prepared to eat my words if I’m wrong.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
You don’t see me starting threads and then saying “sorry guys, my genetics are just better, tough luck…stop being jealous”. It’s gets old man.[/quote]
It would actually be hilarious if you did. But not in the good way 
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]skyscapper wrote:
I just read this and only really have one thing to say. Roybot, is it unfortunate that you apparently spent your entire christmas day (as well as the day after) attempting to prove that an internet persona is falsely claiming to incline dumbbell bench more than he actually does? I mean you have literally posted every hour on the hour for the last 3 days. A tad excessive? Eh, not my call. Happy Holidays Fellas!![/quote]
I just read this and only really have one thing to say.
Hi Headhunter! It is unfortunate, that after the recent and tragic loss of your most effective trolling identity, you have seen fit to use a new one in yet another botched attempt to discredit me (commenting on the “excessive” number of posts made in a single thread is pathetic, especially when those posts serve the common good. I’d hardly call that a waste of time.) - the evidence speaks for itself.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger - blame your abysmal trolling skills. I understand you’re pissed at having wasted most of your Christmas on a troll job that died a premature death, but it’s time to let go.
Clip’s lifts don’t interest me anymore - they are just a smokescreen, after all. I’m more concerned with the fact that Clip is a Randian cipher than with his lifts.
Hmm. Still no sign of Clip at a time when it would usually be impossible to shut him up.
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Wow, I’m beginning think that YOU are Professor X. Paranoid personalities seem to be sprouting here . Do you refuse to look up at the sky sometimes because cameras in space might be tracking you? Did you visit the Spy Store to get devices to scan your house for microphones?
If anyone ever accuses me of being crazy, all I have to do is refer them to you and they can see a true fruit-loop.
Damn, dude, you are NUTZ!!! (BTW: are you really Newbatman, over in PWI?)
you’re wrong.
Thats Oleena
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]skyscapper wrote:
I just read this and only really have one thing to say. Roybot, is it unfortunate that you apparently spent your entire christmas day (as well as the day after) attempting to prove that an internet persona is falsely claiming to incline dumbbell bench more than he actually does? I mean you have literally posted every hour on the hour for the last 3 days. A tad excessive? Eh, not my call. Happy Holidays Fellas!![/quote]
I just read this and only really have one thing to say.
Hi Headhunter! It is unfortunate, that after the recent and tragic loss of your most effective trolling identity, you have seen fit to use a new one in yet another botched attempt to discredit me (commenting on the “excessive” number of posts made in a single thread is pathetic, especially when those posts serve the common good. I’d hardly call that a waste of time.) - the evidence speaks for itself.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger - blame your abysmal trolling skills. I understand you’re pissed at having wasted most of your Christmas on a troll job that died a premature death, but it’s time to let go.
Clip’s lifts don’t interest me anymore - they are just a smokescreen, after all. I’m more concerned with the fact that Clip is a Randian cipher than with his lifts.
Hmm. Still no sign of Clip at a time when it would usually be impossible to shut him up.
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[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Wow, I’m beginning think that YOU are Professor X. Paranoid personalities seem to be sprouting here . Do you refuse to look up at the sky sometimes because cameras in space might be tracking you? Did you visit the Spy Store to get devices to scan your house for microphones?
If anyone ever accuses me of being crazy, all I have to do is refer them to you and they can see a true fruit-loop.
Damn, dude, you are NUTZ!!! (BTW: are you really Newbatman, over in PWI?)
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I’m perfectly in control of my faculties, thank you very much.
The only display of paranoia I see here is you scrambling to cover up your agenda by attempting, rather clumsily, to discredit me; first by using a second alternate account to conduct damage limitation on the first (who the fuck uses their first post to tell somebody off for making too many posts? Somebody trying to draw attention away from the real issue, that’s who. I wonder who that could be?), then by depicting me as a conspiracy theorist (I seem to recall you posting your fair share of links to conspiracy theorist websites, you wrinkly hypocrite). You seem slightly desperate…
You should take your own advice and stop letting your emotions get in the way. Rand would be ashamed of you.
If I’m such a kook, why has Clip11 still not resurfaced? You’d think he’d relish the opportunity to humiliate me.
Why do you not have a more substantial counter-argument than “you’re crazy: you’re Professor X, some Newbatman dude and a UFO enthusiast all rolled into one”? Now you’re starting to sound reallydesperate.
Don’t even try to attribute multiple accounts to me when you are the arch offender here. Where is your proof? I’ve presented mine, it’s up to people to make up their own minds. You know, you really need to find a new hobby old man because you stink at this one. Or maybe it’s just time to hang up the swimming trunks for good, and kick back in your rocking chair, eh?
Proceed with caution Grandpa Simpson. If you persist with this garbage I’ll give you a fair chance to prove you’re not Clip11 or the other idiot, which will either end with me being wrong or you and your aliases getting permanently banned. I think I’m willing to take the risk. Are you?
Now, thanks to your last reply, I feel newly motivated to go and expose another of your identities.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Proceed with caution Grandpa Simpson. If you persist with this garbage I’ll give you a fair chance to prove you’re not Clip11 or the other idiot, which will either end with me being wrong or you and your aliases getting permanently banned. I think I’m willing to take the risk. Are you?
Now, thanks to your last reply, I feel newly motivated to go and expose another of your identities.
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Here I am arguing with myself and no one is following along anymore. Guess I’ll have to give up.
Okay, I admit it: Roybot = HH = Clip = Iron Dwarf.
These NSA computers are capable of this. But don’t be too angry everyone – Ft. Meade is sooooooo boring this time of year! And Obama won’t let us waterboard any goat fukkers either, damnned part pooper!!!
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Here I am arguing with myself and no one is following along anymore. Guess I’ll have to give up.
Okay, I admit it: Roybot = HH = Clip = Iron Dwarf.
These NSA computers are capable of this. But don’t be too angry everyone – Ft. Meade is sooooooo boring this time of year! And Obama won’t let us waterboard any goat fukkers either, damnned part pooper!!!
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I’m not you. If I was, you’d have understood that the first time I said it. If I did have the misfortune of being one of your alternate identities, I’d have disposed of myself a long, long time ago. As a result, you wouldn’t be twatting around playing mind games with people, I wouldn’t have to point them out, and we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now.
A more accurate equation would be :
Headfucker = Clip11 = Abominable Prospect = a bunch of utter c*nts (I mean that in the nicest possible way). It’s got a certain ring to it, dontcha think? Funny how the last two have seemingly disappeared up your rectum and have yet to emerge. Must’ve been kidnapped by Grays…inconsiderate bastards could’ve taken you off our hands at the same time.
Then again, they probably have enough spindly-limbed freaks already.
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Here I am arguing with myself and no one is following along anymore. Guess I’ll have to give up.
Okay, I admit it: Roybot = HH = Clip = Iron Dwarf.
These NSA computers are capable of this. But don’t be too angry everyone – Ft. Meade is sooooooo boring this time of year! And Obama won’t let us waterboard any goat fukkers either, damnned part pooper!!!
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I’m not you. If I was, you’d have understood that the first time I said it. If I did have the misfortune of being one of your alternate identities, I’d have disposed of myself a long, long time ago. As a result, you wouldn’t be twatting around playing mind games with people, I wouldn’t have to point them out, and we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now.
A more accurate equation would be :
Headfucker = Clip11 = Abominable Prospect = a bunch of utter c*nts. It’s got a certain ring to it, dontcha think? Funny how the last two have seemingly disappeared up your rectum and have yet to emerge. Must’ve been kidnapped by Grays…inconsiderate bastards could’ve taken you off our hands at the same time.[/quote]
This is kind of fun…arguing with myself, with one persona pretending to get angry with the other. More, more!!!
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
This is kind of fun…arguing with myself, with one persona pretending to get angry with the other. More, more!!!
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But which of us is angry? If you’re enjoying this, and I’m you, then I must be enjoying this too. If I’m pissed at you, then you must be pissed at yourself for trolling in the first place. I wonder…is it possible to post at the same time as myself?
Talk about getting stuck in an existentialistic pickle!
I guess almost anything is possible on a highschool computer. Almost anything…
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
This is kind of fun…arguing with myself, with one persona pretending to get angry with the other. More, more!!!
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But which of us is angry? If you’re enjoying this, and I’m you, then I must be enjoying this too. If I’m pissed at you, then you must be pissed at yourself for trolling in the first place. I wonder…is it possible to post at the same time as myself?
Talk about getting stuck in an existentialistic pickle!
I guess almost anything is possible on a highschool computer. Almost anything…[/quote]
You, sir, are my ‘Gregor Samsa’.
"Gregor Samsa is a fictional character in The Metamorphosis, a novella by Franz Kafka, who tries to live his life after having been transformed into a ‘monstrous insect/vermin.’
“The true reality of his metamorphosis is complete when he sees his many legs waving in the air.” Roybot, my metamorphosis indeed…
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
You, sir, are my ‘Gregor Samsa’.
"Gregor Samsa is a fictional character in The Metamorphosis, a novella by Franz Kafka, who tries to live his life after having been transformed into a ‘monstrous insect/vermin.’
“The true reality of his metamorphosis is complete when he sees his many legs waving in the air.” Roybot, my metamorphosis indeed…[/quote]
I don’t understand where the metamorphorsis part comes in. I understand that you’re using a Wikipedia link to a Kafka story in order to establish a clumsy metaphor designed to dig your way out of a hole of your own making. But…I don’t see how that aforementioned clumsy metaphor means that you’re no longer a sad old man still abusing his education and experience to manipulate young people on an internet forum after, what, eight years of trolling? Call me thick, but I don’t understand how you can change into a cockroach when you were basically a cockroach to begin with…
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
You, sir, are my ‘Gregor Samsa’.
"Gregor Samsa is a fictional character in The Metamorphosis, a novella by Franz Kafka, who tries to live his life after having been transformed into a ‘monstrous insect/vermin.’
“The true reality of his metamorphosis is complete when he sees his many legs waving in the air.” Roybot, my metamorphosis indeed…[/quote]
I don’t understand where the metamorphorsis part comes in. I understand that you’re using a Wikipedia link to a Kafka story in order to establish a clumsy metaphor designed to dig your way out of a hole of your own making. But…I don’t see how that aforementioned clumsy metaphor means that you’re no longer a sad old man still abusing his education and experience to manipulate young people on an internet forum after, what, eight years of trolling? Call me thick, but I don’t understand how you can change into a cockroach when you were basically a cockroach to begin with…
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I become a cockroach when I post under your name, fool. Do you get it now, Roachboy?
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
I become a cockroach when I post under your name, fool. Do you get it now, Roachboy?
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Kind of hard to post under “my name” when I don’t live in the U.S., fool. Do you get it now, Cockboy?
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
I become a cockroach when I post under your name, fool. Do you get it now, Roachboy?
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Kind of hard to post under “my name” when I don’t live in the U.S., fool. Do you get it now, Cockboy?[/quote]
How do you know if I really live in the USA, Roach? But yes I do. I have the balls to state where I’m from.
Now don’t tell me – you’re Canadian. Roaches are tough and can live in extreme environments. I’m glad you’re tough, Gregor. Dumb as a brick, but tough…
Poor comeback, “sir”. When I didn’t disclose my country of origin, I assumed you’d start indiscriminately attacking Jewish people. Very out of character…
Since when do you need balls to post where you’re from? Since you’ve posted as both Clip and HH you must have one ball in Detroit and one ball in Ohio - ouch!! Your dick must be stuck in Nominal Prospect, wherever he is…
I’d rather be stuck in Pandora.
[quote]roybot wrote:
Poor comeback, “sir”. When I didn’t disclose my country of origin, I assumed you’d start indiscriminately attacking Jewish people. Very out of character…
Since when do you need balls to post where you’re from? Since you’ve posted as both Clip and HH you must have one ball in Detroit and one ball in Ohio - ouch!! Your dick must be stuck in Nominal Prospect, wherever he is…
I’d rather be stuck in Pandora.[/quote]
Stuck by which one? (Oh, and technically I’m Jewish. What do you have against Jews?)
I’m almost certain you’re not jewish, or at least you don’t consider yourself jewish.
Come clean.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
Poor comeback, “sir”. When I didn’t disclose my country of origin, I assumed you’d start indiscriminately attacking Jewish people. Very out of character…
Since when do you need balls to post where you’re from? Since you’ve posted as both Clip and HH you must have one ball in Detroit and one ball in Ohio - ouch!! Your dick must be stuck in Nominal Prospect, wherever he is…
I’d rather be stuck in Pandora.[/quote]
Stuck by which one? (Oh, and technically I’m Jewish. What do you have against Jews?)
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