Scooby & Squats

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
A-HA! Watch the video at 1:04 for proof that Scooby is indeed a pillow biter!!![/quote]

Or a “lad humper”, uphill gardener, dinner masher, or dessert returner.[/quote]

I’ve heard lad humper before but I’m befuddled trying to figure out exactly what dinner masher and dessert returner mean precisely.

I remember once reading somewhere he did flys with 95 dumbells for his chest, dont know if it is true or just a story.

I mean… is his chest his strong point genetically or does he not pay attention to any other muscle?

^^^ he probably did that kind of thing where you just let your arms go a little more out and keep your hands parallel… I’d call it a wide bench, some try to sound big by saying they were doing flyes with it.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
A-HA! Watch the video at 1:04 for proof that Scooby is indeed a pillow biter!!![/quote]

Or a “lad humper”, uphill gardener, dinner masher, or dessert returner.[/quote]

I’ve heard lad humper before but I’m befuddled trying to figure out exactly what dinner masher and dessert returner mean precisely.
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I got “lad humper” from one of your vids (at least it sounded like that) - the one where you’re doing Arnie while curling in the squat rack.

I don’t know how to explain “dinner masher” without being too graphic. It means the same as pillow biter, but the “biter” is being ridden so mercilessly that the dinner he consumed a few hours before is getting mashed. In other words, he’s impaled on the other guy. Dessert returner is basically the same thing.

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
A-HA! Watch the video at 1:04 for proof that Scooby is indeed a pillow biter!!![/quote]

Or a “lad humper”, uphill gardener, dinner masher, or dessert returner.[/quote]

I’ve heard lad humper before but I’m befuddled trying to figure out exactly what dinner masher and dessert returner mean precisely.
[/quote]

I believe they are alternate terms for fudgepacker

actually (start at 3:00) he does really slow incline presses with 125s and db flys with 95 lbs in this vid. And, it appears, with no warm up lol

he’s no slouch. but he is fucking strange

poppycock, poppycock POOpy COCK more like, bloody pooh pirate

Man his take on the compressive loads generated in both exercises is wayyy off’ fucking geebag.

FUR FUK SAKE this fella is wired to the moon with his 10.2% of the population shite and that our spines are better designed in a horizontal position like a horse! I bet he’d like us all in a horse position the dirty bastard!

And that voice, holy shit! My ears felt dirty just listening to that undulating tone of his. It was like he had a load stuck in the back of his throat that he just couldnt get down.

That self spotting rig of his looks like a great idea for a home gym.

This and home made Goat Bags is something new I learned this week lol

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
A-HA! Watch the video at 1:04 for proof that Scooby is indeed a pillow biter!!![/quote]

Or a “lad humper”, uphill gardener, dinner masher, or dessert returner.[/quote]

I’ve heard lad humper before but I’m befuddled trying to figure out exactly what dinner masher and dessert returner mean precisely.
[/quote]

I got “lad humper” from one of your vids (at least it sounded like that) - the one where you’re doing Arnie while curling in the squat rack.

I don’t know how to explain “dinner masher” without being too graphic. It means the same as pillow biter, but the “biter” is being ridden so mercilessly that the dinner he consumed a few hours before is getting mashed. In other words, he’s impaled on the other guy. Dessert returner is basically the same thing.[/quote]

Oh yeah, I did say that in that Arnie vid. I didn’t make it up though. Not that I made up pillow biter either. I don’t want to have anything to do with those backdoor shenanigans.

That last one was from The Simpsons.

more vids

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

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Really sounds like he just wings it…

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

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#4: The bong holders and ashtrays were removed from the power-racks in most commercial gyms during the late eighties.

Couldnt make it through any of his videos, he needs his voice dubbed or something.

[quote]lia67 wrote:
as youll notice all the little red arrows in the diagram in the vid are going in to the stick mans butt hole . i then realised that it isnt a diagram its a map so that the little gnome holding the dildo in the vid knows where to find scoobys ring piece in the dark . WTF [/quote]
LOL

This guy has a pencil neck.

CS

[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
This guy has a pencil neck.

CS[/quote]
That’s first thing I noticed back when I watched his vids. Followed by his voice, then his hat, then his overexcited nips, then his strange gnome manifested imaginary friend (in that order lol)

[quote]thogue wrote:
“Our spines are not designed to handle this vertical compression”

Oh yes, I think I read that humans used to move objects by sitting on the ground and pushing them forward with their legs.

The unfortunate consequence of this video is that people who just don’t want to squat because its hard are now justifying themselves by assuming right off the bat that their spine is weak and worthless.[/quote]

LOL. What a funny dude.

god, i hate that guy

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]CSEagles1694 wrote:
This guy has a pencil neck.

CS[/quote]
That’s first thing I noticed back when I watched his vids. Followed by his voice, then his hat, then his overexcited nips, then his strange gnome manifested imaginary friend (in that order lol)[/quote]

LMFAO!!!

I was trying to pin down where I heard this guys voice before…

Heavens to Murgatroid’ he’s the guy that does Snagglepuss