Revolution is My Name

[quote]dianab wrote:
Court I’ve been reading through your log, good job on the 4lbs and all the rest too. Nice to see another CANADIAN strong chick.

And uh, BartL, nice avi…[/quote]

I thought I responded to this, but clearly I just ‘thought’ about my response but never typed it.

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :slight_smile:

[quote]Court wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
Ironman is an American classic - you will watch it and you will love it!

I’ll be honest… I actually didn’t mind it. And I was nice and didn’t subject him to Sex and the City. I’ll watch that tonight.[/quote]

I was going to say earlier that I can’t wait to watch Iron Man. They had no copies when I went on Friday. I love super hero type movies.

[quote]borrek wrote:
Court wrote:
Having to go out for a friend’s bday last night also kinda sucked, but it wasn’t that bad. We’ll see how I feel over the last 4 days, but as it stands I could do something ‘similar’ (some morning carbs would be fantastic) to this easily 90% of my week. I’d like some flexibility to actually go out and have a full meal and maybe a glass of wine or two on occassion, but thats about it.

If you’re enjoying the low-carb feel, you should really look into the Anabolic Diet. I have the book on pdf if you need it. My wife and I did it for 5 weeks until she got pregnant, but that was a pretty good 5 weeks. I enjoyed not having food coma after eating. I felt more alert and had higher than normal energy. I also found that I totally lost my sweet tooth minus the occasional carb free jello benders.

You probably know what the anabolic diet is, but if not, here is a summary. Monday through Friday you eat less than 30 grams of carbs (this is variable depending on your personal carb tolerance. I could handle higher carbs than my wife without ill effects) and then you get 60 percent fats and the rest protein. So basically its a macro breakdown of 60fat/35protein/5carbs. After going low carb for mon-fri, on saturday and sunday you switch your macros to 60 percent carb, lower fat.

For the AD you have to do an induction period of 12 days, which is basically just skipping your first carb weekend, to make sure you’re fully fat converted. You’ll already have that done, so if you carb up and feel like crap then give the AD a shot!

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I’m in the second week of the AD induction and I am stunned at how much more awake I feel in the mornings. My sweet cravings are gone too, which is amazing because I usually have a killer sweet tooth. I looked at some ice cream in the freezer, thought about what it would taste like, and wasn’t even tempted. It’s crazy.

I’m doing my first carb up on Saturday and I’m not even looking forward to anything.

[quote]Court wrote:

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :)[/quote]

LOL pick all you want, but I just do what my coach tells me to do! No way I’d figure out Sheiko on my own.
Full size, is it available for DL somewhere?

[quote]dianab wrote:
Court wrote:

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :slight_smile:

LOL pick all you want, but I just do what my coach tells me to do! No way I’d figure out Sheiko on my own.
Full size, is it available for DL somewhere?[/quote]

I downloaded my copy off Ares. They looked at me strange when I took it to Kinkos to blow it up, but fuck em - I need some Bartl in my life.

How did you fare on the GMAT? I took it twice and it’s pretty tough, but thankfully I got accepted into my school of choice.

Are you applying for MBA programs?

[quote]Sayjin wrote:
dianab wrote:
Court wrote:

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :slight_smile:

LOL pick all you want, but I just do what my coach tells me to do! No way I’d figure out Sheiko on my own.
Full size, is it available for DL somewhere?

I downloaded my copy off Ares. They looked at me strange when I took it to Kinkos to blow it up, but fuck em - I need some Bartl in my life.
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Bartl hand-delivered it to me… Actually, if I’m being honest the reason he doesn’t post as often anymore is because it’s not a lifesized photo above my bed, I have HIM tied up on my bed… Every once in a while I give him internet access so he can say hi to people, but otherwise he’s my sex slave. Or something like that.

haha he’s gonna come on here next time and wonder what the hell is going on. Everyone loves you Bartl. Don’t let it get to your heads tho!

[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
Court wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
Ironman is an American classic - you will watch it and you will love it!

I’ll be honest… I actually didn’t mind it. And I was nice and didn’t subject him to Sex and the City. I’ll watch that tonight.

I was going to say earlier that I can’t wait to watch Iron Man. They had no copies when I went on Friday. I love super hero type movies.[/quote]

After Ironman was over, I described it as sex for a man… quite a bit of build up, but it climaxes quickly and then it’s done. =D

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
I’m in the second week of the AD induction and I am stunned at how much more awake I feel in the mornings. My sweet cravings are gone too, which is amazing because I usually have a killer sweet tooth. I looked at some ice cream in the freezer, thought about what it would taste like, and wasn’t even tempted. It’s crazy.

I’m doing my first carb up on Saturday and I’m not even looking forward to anything.
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Talking about carb-ups or eating carbs before Thursday morning is strictly prohibited and strongly frowned upon!

But on a serious note, good for you. I’m super excited to start following your log! However, I’m also looking forward to getting back to carbs. I’m fine in the morning and much more awake, but so tired come afternoon. I’m really starting to struggle. Today at work, though, people that I haven’t seen since Tues/Wed last week told me I look like I’ve lost tons of weight lol.

Apparently Todd is posting my next 10 days tonight (Cough cough right Todd?) and how I’m going to transition from 50g of carbs up to something where I can train with intensity again.

[quote]Court wrote:
Don’t let it get to your heads tho![/quote]

Your true sickness is revealed!

[quote]Court wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
dianab wrote:
Court wrote:

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :slight_smile:

LOL pick all you want, but I just do what my coach tells me to do! No way I’d figure out Sheiko on my own.
Full size, is it available for DL somewhere?

I downloaded my copy off Ares. They looked at me strange when I took it to Kinkos to blow it up, but fuck em - I need some Bartl in my life.

Bartl hand-delivered it to me… Actually, if I’m being honest the reason he doesn’t post as often anymore is because it’s not a lifesized photo above my bed, I have HIM tied up on my bed… Every once in a while I give him internet access so he can say hi to people, but otherwise he’s my sex slave. Or something like that.

haha he’s gonna come on here next time and wonder what the hell is going on. Everyone loves you Bartl. Don’t let it get to your heads tho![/quote]

I’m coming to visit!

Great work, great story, we have some people in common, so I wanted to say…Hello. Fantastic work, your pic is lovely, keep up the great work miss.

[quote]Sayjin wrote:
Court wrote:
Don’t let it get to your heads tho!

Your true sickness is revealed![/quote]

It was TOTALLY a typo blush

[quote]Court wrote:
Sayjin wrote:
dianab wrote:
Court wrote:

I quite enjoy the large influx of strong Canadian women :slight_smile: Thanks for reading! I’ll start picking your brain soon re: powerlifting… watch out :slight_smile:

And as for Bartl’s avi…it’s hot eh? Doesn’t it make you just wanna rip off the rest of his wetsuit and… uhh… oops I’ve said too much :smiley: Love you Bartl. Even more than I love the life-sized photo of your avi I have hanging above my bed :slight_smile:

LOL pick all you want, but I just do what my coach tells me to do! No way I’d figure out Sheiko on my own.
Full size, is it available for DL somewhere?

I downloaded my copy off Ares. They looked at me strange when I took it to Kinkos to blow it up, but fuck em - I need some Bartl in my life.

Bartl hand-delivered it to me… Actually, if I’m being honest the reason he doesn’t post as often anymore is because it’s not a lifesized photo above my bed, I have HIM tied up on my bed… Every once in a while I give him internet access so he can say hi to people, but otherwise he’s my sex slave. Or something like that.

haha he’s gonna come on here next time and wonder what the hell is going on. Everyone loves you Bartl. Don’t let it get to your heads tho![/quote]

Its a good thing Court has a ton of ice at her house, because its all on my balls right now. I thought my sex drive was out of control, wow…that girl…

no, please…not the hand cuffs again. i still have marks from earlier…

So today was just 30 minutes of HIIT on my ever so favorite Stairmill. Same interval times. One of the guys I see regularly that knows I’m on this low-carb thing gets on the treadmill right beside where I am when I have about 5 minutes left for his warm up.

Dude: “You look like shit”
Me: “Thanks”
Dude: “No seriously, you look like shit”
Me: “Is that a pickup line? Are you hitting on me?”
Dude: “No, I’m just being honest. You look terrible”
Me: “You’re single aren’t you?”

All was done in jest. Apparently even 25minutes into climbing 1850-ish odd steps I was pale. My mom actually said the same thing to me tonight. Oh well. Two more days. Two more days. Two more days.

I also drowned today. I’m just finishing up litre 8 for the day. I wonder how many times I’ll be up to pee tonight. 3:20am has been the time for the past 4 nights. Literally I wake up to pee, look at the clock and it’s 3:20. Weird. Yes, now you all know my pee-schedule. Deal with it.

Volleyball tonight was awesome. I think I just fly on adrenaline when I’m there cuz I was hitting like crazy. I was also a blocking machine. This will only mean something to Todd, but I stuffed both Cory and young Paul. I rock :smiley:

PS. Todd, where’s my damn carb-up?

[quote]zildjianman wrote:
Great work, great story, we have some people in common, so I wanted to say…Hello. Fantastic work, your pic is lovely, keep up the great work miss.[/quote]

Thanks for stopping by! And thanks for the kind words :slight_smile:

“Hey tree trunk legs! You look like crap! Eat a donut would ya!”

:slight_smile:

Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Ok, where do we start?

Let’s start with diet.

Thursday morning you’ll be dying for carbs. Woohoo! I know the feeling let me tell you. Unfortunately you’re not going to be able to ransack Tim Horton’s pastry section.

We’re going to give you 5 days of ‘carb up’ but we’re going to pyramid so as not to completely undo what you’ve done over the past 10 days.

Thursday - 150g carbs. 50g post workout and the remaining 100g split between your first two meals, with your first meal carbs coming ONLY from berries. This will replace the glycogen in your liver the quickest. To give you an idea, 1 cup of raspberries is about 15g carbs, 1 cup of blueberries is 21g carbs.
Friday - 175g carbs. 50g POWO. Remaining 125g split between your first 3 meals.
Saturday - 200g carbs. 50g POWO. Remaining 150g split between your first 3 meals.
Sunday - 225g carbs. 50g POWO. Remaining 175g split between your first 4 meals.
Monday - 250g carbs. 50g POWO. Remaining 200g can be eaten whenever.
Tuesday - Friday - back to 50g carbs. 35g POWO.

I’ll update you on the rest later. Let’s just go 10 days at a time for now (in this case 9 days).

As for training.

I’m going to suggest a Waterbury-style HFT program. It’s 4 days of TBT. You rest between all exercises. So do A1, rest 60sec, do A2, rest 60sec, repeat.

Day 1 - 8 sets of 3 - 60sec rest
A1 Back Squat
A2 Lying DB Triceps Extension
B1 Assisted Pull-up
B2 Seated Leg Curl
C1 Seated DB Press
C2 Standing Calf Raise
D1 Prone DB Hammer Curls
D2 Decline Bench Press

Day 2 - 2 sets of 12 - 60sec rest
A1 Romanian Deadlift
A2 Triceps Pressdown
B1 Bent-over Row
B2 Seated Calf Raise
C1 Decline DB Flyes
C2 Standing EZ Bar Curl
D1 Leg Raises
D2 Cable Front Raise

Day 3 - 6 sets of 4 - 60sec rest
A1 Deadlift
A2 Incline DB Bench Press
B1 Wide Grip Lat Pulldown
B2 Leg Press
C1 Decline Skullcrushers
C2 Lying Leg Curl
D1 Cable Crunches
D2 Seated Rope to Necks

Day 4 - 4 sets of 6 - 60sec rest
A1 Bench Press
A2 Reverse EZ Bar Curl
B1 Long Step Lunges
B2 Seated Cable Row
C1 Military Press
C2 Leg Extensions
D1 Overhead DB Extensions
D2 Cable Laterals

So how does this plug into your diet.

Thursday - Day 1
Friday - Day 2
Saturday - Day off
Sunday - Day 3
Monday - Day off
Tuesday - Day 4
Wednesday -Day off
Thursday - Day 1
Friday - Day 2

So the schedule is basically 2 on, 1 off, 1 on, 1 off, 1 on, 1 off.

I also want at least 2 20 minute HIIT sessions each week. You can fit them in where needed.

If I think of anything else, you’ll find out tomorrow.

We’ll keep with this program for 3 or 4 weeks.

[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Tuesday - Friday - back to 50g carbs. 35g POWO.
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Are you f*cking kidding me?

I hate you.

You’re fired.

My god, those are some serious, sizeable, sexy stems you have there

I’ve known dozens of women who lift weights, yet I’ve only known three whose legs were more sizeable… and only ONE whose legs were sexier.

keep up the good work.

Toughest day mentally. All I feel like doing is crying, curling up into a ball and dying. I want carbs. I want something to make me feel like I’m not going to pass out everytime I get up too quickly. Ugh. I just totally feel like ending this damn diet now and going back to what I was doing. What’s the point…