Rare Sighting of the Elusive Pushharder

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Last night I was covering someone’s shift at a restaurant in downtown Whitefish(ski resort/national park tourist town), and happened to look out onto main street. My attention was immediately caught by a jacked guy in his 40’s with a beautiful woman hanging off his arm. “Holy shit! Its Push and MeesusPush!”.

I rushed to the waiting area to try to get out onto the street, but sadly the two T-Nation icons were swallowed up in a sea of people. Was it really them?..I’m not completely sure…the fleeting moment was very much like the Patterson Film. So close, yet so far.

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I met push at an Applebees in Cincinnati last year. He ordered some kind of chicken and sweet talked the busty black waitress into giving him another free chicken breast.

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Had a very nice dinner with Push and my buddy StuntmanMike.

He nearly talked the panties off our waitress.

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He was out of lube, so he was looking to kill a deer and use it’s blood.

What a man!!

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I never seen pushharder in person, but I seen my username in the thread title so I came in to join.

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I’m guessing that when I saw him and the mrs. he was headed to one of the bars downtown to get in a one-fisted barfight with eight men while drinking a pint of Great Northern Brewery beer and using his mental power to simultaneously bring every woman in the place to a crescendo of orgasms like the fountains at Caesar’s Palace…or something like that.

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Push taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.

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I heard that during Push’s bachelor party he ate the entire cake before they could tell him where the Stripper was.

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Push’s semen can form into a liquid human. Like that guy from Terminator 2.

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He makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant

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Push wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

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Pushhard is an ironic name for him because no woman has ever actually said those words to him.

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Push may be the only mortal on earth to actually roadhouse kick Chuck Norris.

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Push never lost his virginity.
Virginity lost Push

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At birth Push slapped the Doctor then banged the nurse.

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The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Push, so does Chuck Norris.

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Push got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious sixteen ounce steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

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Push is probably getting busy with at least 3 of our ladies at this moment, while we sit in front of our computers telling our stories of admiration.

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[quote]Papa Nick wrote:
Push is probably getting busy with at least 3 of our ladies at this moment, while we sit in front of our computers telling our stories of admiration.[/quote]

sad but true…